This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.
Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.
Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.
GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to bell tower*
Con: *follows*
By the time Con arrived at the top of the bell tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.
Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*
Casino Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.
Cars provided by
Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys
When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P
P: You had to kill her! You couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where you can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what you know about a pony named Der cheif. He stole money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and you need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*
Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."
P: Did you find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank you all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: You got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. You can give it to me after the performance. You better get more at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are you talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to show The Lion King, but now they're showing how Twilight became a princess. What do you think?
Con: I think you should have found a more secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! You said this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.
But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.
Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!
By the time Con left he was being chased by two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!
Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*
Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. By the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.
P: Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If you kill one more pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.
Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.
Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A pony named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will move clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.
There were 7 ponies playing at the table Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.
Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are you and your friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok show your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*
The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.
Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what you want, so be it.
Dealer: Show your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! You think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder you didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams guns with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*
Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.
Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)
Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.
Con: What do you want?
Der Cheif: The money you stole from me!
Con: It's not stealing if you win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so you gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.
Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's guns shoot toward Der Cheif.
Der Cheif: What are you doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*
After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.
Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*
Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.
P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that you killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell you is that we do not want you in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*
When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.
Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. You going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet you at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*
We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3
Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do you know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!
Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix said she would be.
Con: Are you with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the pony Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank or what?
spy: Lets do it.
The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.
Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this pony killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send more ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.
Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.
Russian 34: Are you sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.
While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian pony right after he set the bomb off.
Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*
Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.
Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So you can make more ponies miserable? I'm leaving you here!
Frank: Don't! You need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants you alive. *runs off*
Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed by the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.
The next day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.
P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.
Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.
Con: Told you I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.
The End.
Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.
Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.
GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to bell tower*
Con: *follows*
By the time Con arrived at the top of the bell tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.
Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*
Casino Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.
Cars provided by
Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys
When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P
P: You had to kill her! You couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where you can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what you know about a pony named Der cheif. He stole money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and you need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*
Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."
P: Did you find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank you all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: You got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. You can give it to me after the performance. You better get more at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are you talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to show The Lion King, but now they're showing how Twilight became a princess. What do you think?
Con: I think you should have found a more secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! You said this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.
But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.
Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!
By the time Con left he was being chased by two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!
Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*
Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. By the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.
P: Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If you kill one more pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.
Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.
Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A pony named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will move clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.
There were 7 ponies playing at the table Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.
Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are you and your friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok show your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*
The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.
Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what you want, so be it.
Dealer: Show your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! You think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder you didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams guns with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*
Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.
Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)
Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.
Con: What do you want?
Der Cheif: The money you stole from me!
Con: It's not stealing if you win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so you gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.
Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's guns shoot toward Der Cheif.
Der Cheif: What are you doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*
After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.
Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*
Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.
P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that you killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell you is that we do not want you in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*
When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.
Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. You going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet you at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*
We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3
Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do you know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!
Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix said she would be.
Con: Are you with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the pony Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank or what?
spy: Lets do it.
The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.
Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this pony killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send more ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.
Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.
Russian 34: Are you sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.
While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian pony right after he set the bomb off.
Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*
Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.
Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So you can make more ponies miserable? I'm leaving you here!
Frank: Don't! You need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants you alive. *runs off*
Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed by the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.
The next day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.
P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.
Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.
Con: Told you I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.
The End.
Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
