Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a nice sunny day in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter Wrap up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.
Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some random day in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like christmas is it?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe :3
Rainbow Dash: Right... Uh I'm going to help Fluttershy with something. *flies off*
Fluttershy: *flies away*
Pinkie Pie: They don't believe me. I'll just have to go to the world's smartest pony in all of Equestria. Derpy Hooves!
Derpy: *crashes into ground* Did someone call my name?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. We need to find the easter bunny!
Derpy: Oh boy where is it?
Pinkie Pie: I might know. The crystal empire!
But when they got there it wasn't as crystally as it was supposed to be. Sad, but true King Sombra took over with Cadence as queen. She didn't want to do it, but was forced to anyway.
Derpy: Hey I found a bunny.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what I think it is?
Easter bunny: Yeah it's an egg. What did you expect?
Derpy: You can talk?
Easter bunny: I'm the easter bunny, I can do whatever I want. *flies in air*
Pinkie Pie: How is that possible?
Easter bunny: I just told you I'm the easter bunny!
Guard 72: Hey! Over there!
Pinkie Pie: Let's get outta here.
Easter bunny: Agreed.
But unfortunately Derpy was captured, and put in prison.
Pinkie Pie showed the easter bunny to everypony in ponyville. They were amazed by what it could do.
Rainbow Dash: I thought that Pinkie Pie was being-
Pinkie Pie: Rinky dinky Pinkie Pie? Nien! This is the easter bunny.
Fluttershy: It's so cute.
Easter bunny: Thank you. I try
Angel: *kicks Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Easy Angel bunny!
Easter bunny: Angel? He just kicked you.
Fluttershy: He's just jealous.
Pinkie Pie: Has anyone seen Derpy?
Rainbow Dash: No. I thought she got killed during the fight against King Sombra.
Fluttershy: She wasn't in the fight.
Rainbow Dash: Then where is she?
At the Crystal Empire
King Sombra: Do you know how much being ruler of the crystal empire means to me?
King Sombra: Well it means... A LOT!!
Derpy: Oh. Can I go now?
King Sombra: No! You are my prisoner forever!
Guard 66: Sir? The easter bunny is back!
King Sombra: NO! No one must have happiness! NOBODY!!
Pinkie Pie: Let's go inside the castle.
Rainbow Dash: Maybe Princess Cadence knows where she is.
But when they went inside, they were in for a surprise.
Guard 78: How dare you disturb the queen?!
Cadence: I don't want to be queen of Sombratown!
Rainbow Dash: Sombratown? This is the Crystal Empire.
Pinkie Pie: Unless King Sombra took over.
Rainbow Dash: Well in that case *K.O's guard*
Cadence: I just don't know what went wrong.
Derpy: That's my line!
Easter bunny: We gotta move A.S.A.P!
Rainbow Dash: Bye Cadence! We'll talk to you later.
King Sombra: Alright, where did they go?
Cadence: They left.
Sombra went after the three ponies that had the easter bunny, but he couldn't keep up with them. Mostly because he was chasing after a speedy pegasus.
Guard 45: What's wrong sir?
King Sombra: That easter bunny is trying to make ponies here happy. I cannot allow it!
Guard 45: Why not sir?
King Sombra: This is Sombratown! Everyone must work 24/7 and be miserable. I also found the queen eating something she wasn't supposed to.
Guard 45: What was it?
King Sombra: A colored egg!
Guard 45: What's so bad about that?
King Sombra: She is supposed to eat beans!
During the conversation the easter bunny was eavesdropping. If Queen Cadence could only eat beans, maybe he could make them taste better. Perhaps with-
Pinkie Pie: Jelly?
Easter bunny: That's right. We're making jelly beans.
Rainbow Dash: That sounds delicious.
Derpy: I love jelly muffins!
Pinkie Pie: Well we are making jelly beans.
Fluttershy: Are you sure we should be doing this? What if we get caught?
Rainbow Dash: Then we take off. We're all faster then King Some bra!
Pinkie Pie: Some bra, *laughs*
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't that funny. Now, lets make jelly beans!
Applejack: What're ya'll doing?
Rainbow Dash: We're making jelly beans.
Applejack: What are those?
Easter bunny: We just invented them. If you want to help go for it.
Applejack: Did that rabbit just talk?
Pinkie Pie: Rabbit? It's the easter bunny.
Applejack: The what bunny?
While Applejack helped with the jelly beans, Pinkie Pie told her everything. Even the fact that King Sombra took over the crystal empire.
The next day they snuck the jelly beans to Cadence.
King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do you want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the queen eating something called jelly beans?
King Sombra: Jelly beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! You eat what I tell you to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID! *opens trap door*
Guard 29: *falls* How many trap doors do you have?!?
King Sombra: As many as I need.
Cadence: I'm going for a walk.
King Sombra: No! You are not to leave this castle at all!
Meanwhile at ponyville.
Easter bunny: I'm a little worried.
Pinkie Pie: About what?
Easter bunny: About Cadence.
Easter bunny: She always seems nervous whenever we see her.
Rainbow Dash: She's being forced to be the queen of some depressed empire that no one wants to live in. Of course she's nervous.
Easter bunny: I know what we can do. All mares like stuffed animals right?
So the easter bunny went back to Sombratown with the four ponies, including Applejack. Eeyup, she's helping out with all the easter happiness movements to Sombratown. Hopefully they make it the Crystal Empire again.
Cadence: So bored!
Guard 55: Too bad. We're bored as well.
Easter bunny: Well allow me to help you out with that.
Cadence: Easter bunny! What are you doing here?
Pinkie Pie: We brought you something. Stuffed animals.
Fluttershy: I made them myself.
Cadence: They're so cute. Thanks guys.
Guard 55: *cries* I WANT A STUFFED ANIMAL TOO!
Fluttershy: Ok. Here you go. Everything is allright.
Guard 55: Thank you so much. It's just that being here is boring!
Applejack: You can leave right?
Guard 55: King Sombra won't let me.
Rainbow Dash: Well forget about him. We're always coming and leaving here, why can't you?
Guard 55: You're right. I'm also taking the princess with me.
King Sombra: Oh no your not! You will kill those ponies, and the easter bunny!
Derpy: I don't think so! *throws muffin*
King Sombra: Wow
Rainbow Dash: Let's go!
King Sombra: We have a traitor! Kill anyone leaving Sombratown!
other guards: Yes sir *grabs guns*
The other guards kept chasing the ponies, and shot at them. However they kept missing, and the others got away.
Easter bunny: Alright. It's the last day before Easter, and we got to make a lot of things to bring pleasure to all the ponies in the crystal empire.
Rainbow Dash: How are we getting all the stuff there?
Easter bunny: By train. We'll worry about that tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: I really want all the crystal ponies to be happy.
Applejack: They will, but what about Cadence?
Cadence: I'll stay with Twilight until things get sorted out.
Guard 55: I'll help you guys defeat King Sombra.
Pinkie Pie: Ok
Rainbow Dash: (I don't know if I should trust him. One wrong move, and he's dead.)
It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and Applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.
station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without an engine, how are we getting the train to the Crystal Empire?!
Rainbow Dash: Who needs an engine, when you've got the fastest flyer in all of Equestria?
Fluttershy: Rainbow are you serious?
Rainbow Dash: I'm pulling the train.
Pinkie Pie: What?! No pony has ever pulled a train before. What makes you think you can?
Rainbow Dash: Get in, and find out!
Dash grabbed a rope, and tied herself to the train so that she could pull it.
Applejack: Oh my celestia this isn't going to end well.
Rainbow Dash: *pulls train*
Pinkie Pie: What?! She's doing it?!?
Rainbow Dash: Aww yeah!
Easter bunny: How is that possible?
Guard 55: Does it matter? We're giving King Sombra what he deserves.
Easter Bunny: What are you saying?
Guard 55: He doesn't want anypony to be happy. We'll make that happen.
Back at Sombratown
Guard 41: Sir? You might want to see this!
King Sombra: *looks in binoculars* WHAT?!? How is a pony pulling a train?
Guard 41: I don't know, but we have to stop her. What car will you be taking?
King Sombra: Any car!
Rainbow Dash: Halfway there. I got this.
Applejack: How is everything?
Rainbow Dash: Everything is fine! Get back in the train.
King Sombra: I want someone to get that train back to Ponyville now!
Guard 27: Yessir *backs up engine*
Rainbow Dash: Oh no!
Pinkie Pie: What is it?
Rainbow Dash: King Sombra's men are blocking my path. I'll be right back.
Guard 11: What are you doing?!
Rainbow Dash: *kills guards* At least I don't have to pull the train anymore.
King Sombra: Shoot her!
Guards 41 & 63: *Shoot at Rainbow Dash*
Guard 55: Of course! *shoots the two guards*
King Sombra: Attention all units! The traitor is on the train! Shoot at will!
Guard 36: Why don't you shoot him?
King Sombra: I will *shoots Guard 55*
Pinkie Pie: *grabs gun & kills King Sombra*
Guard 36: The King is dead!
Guard 44: Who is going to lead us then?
Guard 7: No one I guess.
So all the guards sat there, and did nothing. Meanwhile, the crystal empire was becoming crystally again.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
Applejack: Y'all gotta cheer louder then that.
Pinkie Pie: Louder!
Easter bunny: LOUDER!!
Fluttershy: *inhales* yay
Pinkie Pie: Oh my celestia...
The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.
Princess Cadence: You made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
Rainbow Dash: Did you see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
Rainbow Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
Rainbow Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.
Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find.
Rainbow Dash: Why'd you paint all your's pink?
Pinkie Pie: Because I love pink!
Rainbow Dash: But you're supposed to make them look different.
Fluttershy: I think it looks fine. *paint cub on egg*
Applejack: Aww, I like yours.
Fluttershy: Thank you.
When they ran out of eggs to paint, they went finding the eggs that the easter bunny was hiding.
Rainbow Dash: I got 15 bits, and jelly beans.
Pinkie Pie: So did I!
Applejack: Ah got 20 bits. But I'll pay ya both for your jelly beans.
Rainbow Dash: No thanks.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, give me your money! *hands jelly beans*
Applejack: Ok, *hands money*
Easter Bunny: Allright, I have to go now.
Fluttershy: But why?
Easter Bunny: Easter is over, and I have to get going.
Pinkie Pie: Aww man.
Princess Cadence: Hey, where's King Sombra?
Pinkie Pie: I killed him.
Princess Cadence: Wow. You ponies do some amazing stuff.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks, but we have to go too.
Princess Cadence: Ok then. See you around.
And that was the ending of the very first easter celebrated in Equestria. A few wierd parts, including the clopping, and hopefully that never happens again. Goodbye.
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
Rainbow Dash: Hey Applejack? Sean wants you to-
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
Pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
Pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*
Both cars kept hitting each other.
Men: *Shooting at Logan*
Logan: *Blocking their shots with his lightsaber*
Three of the men got hit.
Logan: *Turns off his lightsaber, then uses his KH70 blaster to shoot the other man*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
Tie Pilots: *Turning around*
Tom: *Shooting a Tie Fighter*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do you punk?
Jade: *Waiting at Mossberg Station*
Sean: Why are we doing a Christmas episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me.
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Con: *getting towards bridge*
Boat Driver: *Gets past bridge*
Bridge Operator: *lowering bridge*
Con: *gets on bridge* *Using spell to keep engine from derailing* *Lands back on rails*
John: How are you sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
Con: *drives a motorcycle off of a cliff, and is falling towards an airplane*
Sean: *Watching Tails fly his car*
Tails: *Flying high in the air*
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Sean: *On a motorcycle, he catches air from riding up a small hill. He lands between two fences.*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions.
Scenes used from Revenge Of The Diesels, Johnny Lightning, Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, 1960, Six Shooters 2, The Bounty Hunter, Trainz, The Battle Of Coruscant, Dirty Harry, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala, The Challenger, Die And Let Live, Where Eagles Dare, Golden Iris, Life In The Fast Lane, Nightmare Moonraker, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape.
And now, enjoy two previews to other fan fictions from SeanTheHedgehog.
The Storm - 2015
Fire Ponies: *Putting out the fire*
Ditto: Alright, good work. Now we need to deal with that other fire.
Fire Ponies: Lead the way.
Ditto: *Gets in his squad car, but it won't start because of the cold weather* Come on, come on!!
Fire Ponies: We'll go there ourselves!
Ditto: Wait! You have to wait for me to get this thing working, so you can follow me!
Fire Ponies: *Getting into their fire trucks, and driving away*
Ditto: Gah! Get back here! You're disobeying orders from a police pony!!!
Meanwhile, an alarm was heard: link
Pony 63: Hey, that's the alarm to evacuate this city!
Another one was heard: link
Police Ponies: Let's go! Get to the Pennsylvania side of the Delamare River!
Ponies: *Getting ready to evacuate*
More explosions were occuring. This time, some buildings were blowing up.
Ponies: *Falling onto the ground*
Police Ponies: Keep moving! We don't stop until we cross that bridge!!
As everypony was preparing to evacuate, Orion, and Snowflake were flying by in their helicopter.
Snowflake: This snow is falling so fast, I can barely see.
Orion: Relax, we shouldn't be far from Trenton. *Hears engine stop working*
Snowflake: What was that?
Snowflake: Please tell me this thing didn't break down.
Orion: Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
Snowflake: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Orion: I don't know!! *Feels helicopter losing altitude* Okay, yeah, it's not working.
Snowflake: What do we do?! Where do we land?!!?
Orion: I'll find a spot!! *Sees a bridge* Not there, not there! *Tries to make helicopter go left* Great, this thing can't go left, or right.
Snowflake: The engine stopped working! What do you want it to do?!!?
Orion: Not land on the bridge!!!
But it did. Orion, held on tightly as the helicopter slid on the bridge going only eighteen inches.
Snowflake: *Falls out helicopter! Wah! *Falls off bridge, but grabs the edge*
Orion: Snowflake!! *Runs to Snowflake* Hang on! *Grabs Snowflake* I got you.
But they heard a sound: link
Snowflake: What now?
Orion: I think the bridge is moving.
The sound stopped, and the bridge collapsed. Orion saw the part he was on land into the water, while part of the bridge behind him was still intact.
Orion: Relax, I got you! Can you fly?
Snowflake: My wings hurt, I think I broke them when I fell out of the chopper.
Orion: That's not funny-
Snowflake: I NEVER SAID IT WAS FUNNY, NOW PULL ME UP!!
Orion: I'm trying. You're heavy.
Snowflake: Well, did you ever consider exercising?
Orion: Did you ever consider losing weight?
Snowflake: Well, now that you mention it-
Orion: *Acidentally loses grip on Snowflake*
Snowflake: AHHH!! *Lands on an icy part of the river* Ugh, *Holding wound on her front leg, then looks in front of her. She sees a path of ice she can use to get back to land*
Orion: *Tries to use his wings to fly off the bridge, but the snow forces him onto the ice next to Snowflake* Well, flying ain't working for me either.
Snowflake: No kidding. I see a way we can get back to land. Follow me.
Kelly's Heroes - 2018
It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.
Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the Star Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!
What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked next to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage by two Rebel's.
Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link
The driver was Kelly. The Imperial officer was sitting next to him, as another Rebel named Babra was pointing an A295 at her head.
Imperial Officer: Keep moving, don't stop until all supplies are safely on board!! *Walking past the Metra, but stops. He slowly turns around, and looks at Kelly*
Kelly: *Waves hello to the officer*
Imperial Officer: Hey! Hey!!
Kelly: *Drives forward, heading towards the officer*
Imperial Officer: Stop them!!!! *Gets hit, and falls down*
Stormtroopers: Rebels, and they have one of our own as a prisoner!
Kelly: *Knocks down a fence, and travels on a muddy road*
A Star Wars Fan Fiction
Starring Sean Bodine as Kelly
Louis Bodine as Big Joe
Craig Becker as Crapgame
Jerry Meyers as Oddball
Also starring everyone else in alphabetical order
Andrea Libman as Colonel Allandra
Alec Baldwin as Major Colwin
Brett Dejneka as Little Joe
Cody Wengryn as Rancher
Eminem as Corporal Baledin
Ian Lafferty as General Rancor
Kelly: *Pushes an IFT-D into an AT-ST*
Imperials: *Watching the AT-ST fall into a puddle, soaking them with muddy water*
James Arnold Taylor as Lieutenant Olara
Jeff Bodine as Cowboy
Joey Timpano as Babra
Kilmer Varela as Corporal Ramn
Michael Luxich as Fisher
Mordecai the Sullustan as himself
Wes Bentley as Merner
Artillery was closing in on Kelly. He stopped, watching an explosion occur in front of him. He proceeds forward down the road.
Based off of the 1970 film of the same title.
The trio were out of Imperial territory, and were heading towards a small Rebel base, but there was still artillery closing in on them.
This fan fiction takes place during the same time as The Battle Of Endor. Our group of Protagonists are a squad of Rebel Soldiers that are tired of the war, hoping that it will end soon.
Kelly: *Slows down as he crashes through a fence*
Rebels: *Running around, moving supplies from one building to another* Come on boys, keep moving! It's time to get the supplies on the speeders!
Kelly: *Stops next to a building*
Rebels: *Continue running with the supplies*
Kelly: *Gets out* Come on Colonel.
Colonel Allandra: Is this how you treat a lady? *Gets out with Babra, still pointing his blaster at her head*
Kelly: Only if they're an Imperial. *Walking towards the building with the Colonel, and Babra*