Wan't to know what ALL my "OH SHIT" moments are? Well, you can find it on many clubs! If you can list them, you'll get a surprise...
Last night I was taking a pizza outta the convection oven, when I yank my arm out. Bob the oven left a little friend on my arm named Bernie! Boy is Bernie HOT!
GlitterBunny, a Fanpop user, shoved some sausage in my microwave. She went to the upstairs bathroom, leaving me watching the microwave as I yelled about the entrance hall bathroom. Suddenly, there's a crackling noise, and I think Bill the microwave is sparkin' at me again. Bill starts flickering and stuff,...
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