Interviewer: As the renowned prankster of the group, what prank has Louis the larker pulled on you?
Harry: Oh gawd. I’m always falling asleep when we’re on tour and wake up to find straws shoved up my nose.
Liam: During the X Factor tour and in the middle of a live performance, Louis jumped on Harry’s back and the pair of them ran circles around me whilst I was trying to sing. It was most distracting!
Zayn: It gets worse! Last night he poured warm water over my hand whilst I was sleeping as he heard somewhere it makes you wee yourself. It didn’t work thankfully! He’s such a doofus.
Louis: I’ve got one! I gave Liam a love bite the other night as a joke.
Niall: Grrr! Louis regularly breaks into my room and throws buckets of water over me when I’m sleeping. It’s not just him though - the rest of the band played a trick on me during the tour. They all arranged to rap ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ during our live performance without telling me. They all burst out into song and I stood there like a right doughnut on stage!
Harry: Oh gawd. I’m always falling asleep when we’re on tour and wake up to find straws shoved up my nose.
Liam: During the X Factor tour and in the middle of a live performance, Louis jumped on Harry’s back and the pair of them ran circles around me whilst I was trying to sing. It was most distracting!
Zayn: It gets worse! Last night he poured warm water over my hand whilst I was sleeping as he heard somewhere it makes you wee yourself. It didn’t work thankfully! He’s such a doofus.
Louis: I’ve got one! I gave Liam a love bite the other night as a joke.
Niall: Grrr! Louis regularly breaks into my room and throws buckets of water over me when I’m sleeping. It’s not just him though - the rest of the band played a trick on me during the tour. They all arranged to rap ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ during our live performance without telling me. They all burst out into song and I stood there like a right doughnut on stage!
"For God's sake have mercy on me"
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Miley's P.O.V
I was in the lake feeling the sun beaming my skin. I was paying attention to the target I breath deeply and let go. The target shoots right in the middle. I had a lot of activities I did kick boxing karate and archery. I lived up north not a lot of people lived here. Only like 4 people lived here. It was quiet and peaceful. I worked at a cafe. I was at the register when my bf comes in. Ugh I hated him. He would annoy me break my arrows I beat him once. He got stronger though. "hey you get me a raspberry tart". I roll my eyes and get the order. I brought it over to him but then I trip and the cream gets my nose I look and see him laughing. I get up and slap him then walk out. He grabs me from the hair and flips me over. "HELP". I kick him and run. I left my crossbow at home. How could I be that dum. I make it to the apartment and see a slash across the side. I cry and shake by the wall.
I was in the lake feeling the sun beaming my skin. I was paying attention to the target I breath deeply and let go. The target shoots right in the middle. I had a lot of activities I did kick boxing karate and archery. I lived up north not a lot of people lived here. Only like 4 people lived here. It was quiet and peaceful. I worked at a cafe. I was at the register when my bf comes in. Ugh I hated him. He would annoy me break my arrows I beat him once. He got stronger though. "hey you get me a raspberry tart". I roll my eyes and get the order. I brought it over to him but then I trip and the cream gets my nose I look and see him laughing. I get up and slap him then walk out. He grabs me from the hair and flips me over. "HELP". I kick him and run. I left my crossbow at home. How could I be that dum. I make it to the apartment and see a slash across the side. I cry and shake by the wall.
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Harry's P.O.V
I went speeding to the hospital I passed two red lights. I saw ally balling her eyes out. We went to the hospital"PLEASE LET ME SEE HER I LOVE HER PLEASE" I say with like ten doctors holding me down. Eleanor and Danniell were crying Liam was hugging Danniell Louis was hugging Eleanor Niall was hugging ally.
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After several hours they let me see her I went I'n with some flowers they had across the street. "hey saph how are you babe" I say trying not to cry. "I'm sorry may I ask who you are" she says looking at me confused.
I went speeding to the hospital I passed two red lights. I saw ally balling her eyes out. We went to the hospital"PLEASE LET ME SEE HER I LOVE HER PLEASE" I say with like ten doctors holding me down. Eleanor and Danniell were crying Liam was hugging Danniell Louis was hugging Eleanor Niall was hugging ally.
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After several hours they let me see her I went I'n with some flowers they had across the street. "hey saph how are you babe" I say trying not to cry. "I'm sorry may I ask who you are" she says looking at me confused.
Saphire's P.O.V
I was running around allover Harry's flat. "no Harry don't you dare I just took a shower" I say still running. He was running around with ketchup and mustard. "I'm gonna get you saphsays harry 1 inch away from me. "aww look at these love birds. "says Louis. I blush and keep running allover. He gets one squirt in my hair. "how dare you Harry Edward styles" I say getting the mustard. "I wonder how your hair looks with yellow highlights Harry" I say aiming at his hair. "you wouldn't it took me hours". I aim at his hair and squirt. I run upstairs but see him already their he must"v ran when I was laughing my head off. I run downstairs but trip on the 4th stair. "SAPHIRE" that's all I hear after I black out.
I was running around allover Harry's flat. "no Harry don't you dare I just took a shower" I say still running. He was running around with ketchup and mustard. "I'm gonna get you saphsays harry 1 inch away from me. "aww look at these love birds. "says Louis. I blush and keep running allover. He gets one squirt in my hair. "how dare you Harry Edward styles" I say getting the mustard. "I wonder how your hair looks with yellow highlights Harry" I say aiming at his hair. "you wouldn't it took me hours". I aim at his hair and squirt. I run upstairs but see him already their he must"v ran when I was laughing my head off. I run downstairs but trip on the 4th stair. "SAPHIRE" that's all I hear after I black out.
Louis <333
Liam]
You're insecure, so half of four,
Your old brains are not what they were before,
[Zayn]
Add two threes, it's fine for us,
'Cause we're young and we can still remember stuff
[Harry]
Everyone else can multiply by 60,
Everyone else can add two
[All]
Now take off one hundred and add on 24,
Then divide by two and add on seven more
[All]
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[All]
If only you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum by three,
And then just add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[Harry]
It's really kinda pitiful
You're insecure, so half of four,
Your old brains are not what they were before,
[Zayn]
Add two threes, it's fine for us,
'Cause we're young and we can still remember stuff
[Harry]
Everyone else can multiply by 60,
Everyone else can add two
[All]
Now take off one hundred and add on 24,
Then divide by two and add on seven more
[All]
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[All]
If only you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum by three,
And then just add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[Harry]
It's really kinda pitiful
