THE REVENGE OF WAGNER!!!
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL EVENING AND THE ONE DIRECTION BOYS, (NIALL, HARRY, LOUIS, ZAYN AND LIAM) WERE ALL JUST RELAXING OUTSIDE THEIR HOME IN LONDON. SUDDENLY, THEY HEARD SCREAMING. OH NO.... IT WAS THEIR CRAZY FANS LEAH AND KATE AGAIN. THEY RAN INSIDE AND HID IN THE BATHROOM. SUDDENLY, IT ALL WENT DARK. THEY HAD BEEN KNOCKED OUT. WHEN LEAH AND KATE COULDN’T FIND THEM, THEY DECIDED TO GO HOME. THE NEXT DAY, LEAH AND KATE CAME BACK. THE DOOR WAS OPEN SO THEY JUST WALKED IN. THEY SEARCHED THE WHOLE HOUSE BUT ALL THEY FOUND WAS A NOTE IN THE BATHROOM. LEAH DIDN’T FEEL LIKE READING SO SHE HANDED IT TO KATE. IT SAID: ‘HI KATE AND LEAH. WE GUESSED THAT YOU WOULD COME LOOKING FOR US SO WE DECIDED TO WRITE THIS NOTE TO YOU. WE HAVE GONE TO FLORIDA FOR A HOLIDAY AND WON’T BE BACK UNTIL JUNE. PLEASE DON’T FOLLOW US! FROM NIALL AND THE BOYSxxx’ “WELL THIS ISN’T WRITTEN BY NIALL!” DECLARED KATE. “HOW DO YOU KNOW?” ASKED LEAH. “BECAUSE NIALL ISN’T ABLE TO SPELL AND THIS IS ALL SPELT CORRECTLY!!” ANSWERED KATE. “OH...... RIGHT! I KNEW THAT!” LEAH WAS CONFUSED. SHE COULDN’T SPELL EITHER. “SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY!” EXCLAIMED KATE. “OH, NO THAT WAS JUST ME!! I HAD FISH FOR LUNCH TODAY!” EXPLAINED LEAH. KATE WAS NOT AMMUSED. “YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!” SHE SAID. LEAH SAW SOMETHING UNDER THE SINK. “WHAT’S THIS?” SHE ASKED. SHE PICKED IT UP. “IT’S A LOCK OF HAIR.” KATE SAID, CLEARLY CONFUSED. “OH GOD!! IT’S WAGNERS HAIR!!!!” KATE SHOUTED SUDDENLY. “WE HAVE GOT TO FIND THEM! COME ON!” KATE SAID AS SHE GRABBED LEAH’S ARM AND RAN OUT THE DOOR. MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, THE ONE DIRECTION BOYS HAD JUST WOKEN UP. THEY WERE TIED UP. “WHERE ARE WE?” ASKED HARRY. “I DON’T KNOW” SAID ZAYN. A FIGURE CAME OVER THEM. IT WAS WAGNER? “WHAT UP V-DOG?” SAID NIALL, WHO HAD NOW ESCAPED FROM THE ROPES. “HOW DID YOU GET FREE?” ASKED WAGNER. “ YOU DIDN’T TIE IT TIGHT ENOUGH!” EXPLAINED NIALL. HE TURNED AROUND TO UNTIE THE REST OF ONE DIRECTION. THEN, IT ALL WENT BLACK. HE HAD BEEN KNOCKED OUT AGAIN. WAGNER DRAGGED HIM INTO A PICKLE CELLAR. “POOR NIALL! ALL ALONE IN THE CELLAR, HE HAS GOT HIMSELF INTO A BIT OF A PICKLE! HA HA!” COMMENTED LOUIS, TRYING TO BE FUNNY. MEANWHILE, LEAH AND KATE WERE ON THEIR WAY TO WAGNER’S HOUSE. WHEN THEY GOT TO THE HOUSE, LEAH STARTED TO GET SCARED. THE DOOR WAS LOCKED. “OH NO! IT’S LOCKED... I GUESS WE WILL JUST HAVE TO GO HOME. “AWWW!” LEAH SAID, CLEARLY SCARED. KATE JUST SCOWLED AT HER. “FINE, I’LL DO IT.” LEAH GRUMBLED, AND WITH AN ALMIGHTY BANG, THE DOOR OPENED. SHE HAD HEADBUTTED IT. “I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE” LEAH COMPLAINED. “THEN NOTHING HAS CHANGED, HAS IT?” KATE JOKED. THEY RAN INSIDE. THEY FOUND THE BOYS, ALL TIED UP. “HEY” SAID LIAM. KATE WENT OVER TO UNTIE THE BOYS. LEAH WENT OVER TO NIALL. SHE CLIMBED INTO THE PICKLE CELLAR AND LIFTED NIALL OUT. “WOW! SHE IS STRONG!” REMARKED HARRY. WHEN KATE HAD UNTIED THE BOYS, THEY RAN OUT OF THE BASEMENT. THIS WAS ALL TOO EASY, WHERE WAS WAGNER? OUT OF NOWHERE, WAGNER POPPED OUT. “YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE!” HE ROARED. LOUIS REALLY NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO HE GRABBED ONE OF WAGNER’S CATS AND THREW IT IN WAGNERS FACE. “AHHH!!” HE SCREAMED. “OOH! YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME ICE ON THAT!” ZAYN LAUGHED. THEY ALL RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE AND WENT HOME. THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, WELL EXEPT FOR WAGNER WHO NOW LIVES ALONE WITH HIS CATS!!! :)