8.01 || Asleep At Heaven's Gate
Brooke: Before you say another word, you should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked by a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.
Nathan: Is everything okay?
Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.
Mia (to Haley): Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this beach all day...have you?
Clay: Do you know what that means? Skinny dipping.
Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!
Haley: You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do babies come from, ninja.
Julian (to Brooke): This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the next morning she's already planning the wedding.
Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?
Alex: I know it must have been a surprise, me and Chase.
Mia: No not really. It's what you do right? Break up couples.
Alex: Yeah. It kinda is, but not this time. You screwed this up all by yourself didn't you?
Mia: You can go now.
Alex: By the way, I plan to make him happier than you ever did. So you should probably just give up and move on now. Okay? Great. Now I can go.
Brooke: I was just arrested and explored by a woman with a mustache and man hands! When you look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!
8.02 || I Can't See You, But I Know You're There
Jamie (to Julian): I'm glad they sent you to pick me up. You don't just treat me like a kid.
Brooke: If you really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, you can have him, but you gotta have the sex talk with him first.
Haley (to Quinn): They say you don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed you until you were in my life every day.
Chase: Hey Jamie, how you doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?
Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.
Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.
8.03 || The Space In Between
Clay: Is this heaven?
Quinn: No, just my version of it.
Will: This doesn't make sense does it? A couple of ghosts sitting on a roof... but here we are.
Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes you are. And when you're not, you have me.
Will: I know this sucks, but it's gotta be nice to know that somebody loves you like that.
Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing you two together.
Quinn (to Clay): You know my whole family was here. It's usually best to be in a coma for that so...nice work.
Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are you dad.
Jamie: Aunt Brooke do you know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.
Will: This sucks, huh? Now I know why they call it the waiting room.
8.04 || We All Fall Down
Julian: Years from now when we look back on this moment, we're not gonna remember the trouble with your company or the bad press, or even your mom being in jail, we're just gonna remember how great our wedding was.
Alex: Lets make it a dare.
Chase: Okay. Loser plays the next hole in their underwear.
Alex: Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.
Victoria: Many captains of industry have done their best work while incarcerated. There's no shame in it.
Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go home and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did you decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.
Julian: I picked out the flowers by the way.
Haley: You did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, you did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragons really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.
8.05 || Nobody Taught Us To Quit
Julian: You make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.
Haley: Last time basketball left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.
Chase: Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be more excited about this.
Clay: Did you see me own that apple sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.
Julian: Besides hat glove belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the glove respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that you brought it here in a purse though.
Julian: That's a man bag.
Victoria: I leave you alone for a few days, and you go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.
Nathan: Better be careful Mouth. Last time you helped me, you got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.
Brooke: I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.
8.06 || Not Afraid
Nathan: Now that basketball is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.
Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.
Random dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.
Julian: How you feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.
Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are you kidding me? Do you not see how slow they're moving?
8.07 || Luck Be A Lady
Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.
Brooke: What a random and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.
Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!
Mrs. Baker: Do you know what that dress is missing?
Mrs. Baker: You can't control mother nature.
Brooke: Or Mother Baker.
Nathan: (To Haley) You should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did you make the first basket you ever shot?
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.
Nathan: If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at home and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.
Erin: Did you really like my music? Or did you just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.
Alex: I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing you cards from the bottom of the deck all night.
8.08 || Mouthful Of Diamonds
Erin: Are you sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.
Erin: To trust someone with my music, is to trust them with everything I have in the world.
Julian: You make me incredibly happy, Brooke Davis, but we all struggle sometimes.
Haley: My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.
Brooke: Just because your son is in love with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.
Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.
Haley [to Jamie]: As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Jamie: Some people look a little different. Some people are a little different. I think that's cool.
Mouth: Parents coming home tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.
Erin: How is Haley as a person?
Mia: Amazing. She is one of the good ones.
Clay: Yes! Suck it, soup!
Julian: Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness more often.
Mouth: Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.
Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. By the way, I like my towels.
8.09 || Between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace
Jamie: Don't worry Uncle Skills...that one is not farm fresh.
Skills: Oh, damn. I thought you was the turkey.
Millie: Gobble, gobble.
Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch you chug wine out of a bottle.
Chase: They're both great girls...amazing girls. But the truth is, I think they chose for me. I want to be with a girl who really wants to be with me. Not someone who lies to me, or broke up with me by text. I think I should just be by myself for a while.
Jamie: I am thankful for my baby brother.
Haley: Or sister.
Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.
Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: You want dramatic? There's a carving knife here I'm not afraid to use.
8.10 || Lists, Plans
Dan: I ended two lives when I pulled that trigger, and one of them was mine.
Brooke: Did you seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.
Julian: I promise you it will be the second most exhilarating 45 seconds of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if you weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.
Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Dan: She's pretty. I can see why Evans was sleeping with her.
Quinn: He wasn't.
Dan: That's too bad.
Dan: What can I help you with?
Haley: I loved spelling bees when I was your age.
Jamie: Yeah, Dad said you were a nerd.
Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are you drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?
8.11 || Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Quinn [to Katie]: I'm your storm.
Katie: I can't...
Quinn: Breathe? I know. It's okay, you'll pass out soon, but unlike me you won't lay there for 12 hours. Only a psycho would let you do that.
Katie [to Quinn]: Go on! Run in to the storm! But I'm your storm, and I'll find you.
Nathan: This is so A Christmas Story. Back in the car, Ralphie.
Jamie: So? Chuck and Madison are going.
Haley: Chuck's mom's an alcoholic.
8.12 || The Drinks We Drank Last Night
Haley: To Brooke and her last night of freedom. It's her turn now.
Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.
Brooke: This year has been the hardest of my life, and you know who's always been here for me? No matter what? My maid of honor.
Brooke: You did all this for me?
Sylvia: I did this for the girl my son loves.
Sylvia: Haven't you ever forgiven someone for a kiss?
Brooke: Well, I forgave Lucas for kissing Peyton, but I never forgot.
Sylvia: Has everyone dated this Lucas character?
Dave Navarro: Hey where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye.
Brooke: What are you doing here, Dave Navarro?
Julian: Good morning, gorgeous. If you don't get home soon, I might have to misbehave all by myself.
Sylvia: Good morning, honey.
Sylvia: Wow, it's like I did shots of fire.
Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.
Julian: You're only getting married once. I want it to be perfect.
Brooke: It is.
Brooke: Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. I have to tell him.
Sylvia: All people don in small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Brooke: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Quinn: Oh my god. We have to go now.
Quinn: Because we stole Nathan's professor's dog!
Millie: I can't believe we stole a dog.
Alex: We don't know that!
Quinn: He skateboards! Guys we are in possession of a stolen skateboarding dog!
Sylvia: Great news! They found it!
Brooke: My ring?
Sylvia: No, my phone! It's at the fire house lets go!
Haley: Of course.
Haley: Oh my god what the hell were you doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!
Millie: Why would I get boots?
Haley: Because that tattoo kicks ass!
Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's hoe tag.
Alex: Hoe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!
Haley: What was in those drinks?!
Alex: I don't know. Energy?
Brooke: Everyone shut up about their stupid mouths! I lost my engament ring.
8.13 || The Other Half Of Me
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life, and yours was by far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable.
Julian: Brooke before I met you I thought my world had everything I needed to be happy.I had nothing else to compare to. Then you walked into my life and everything changed. I realized how empty my world was without you in it, and my old life was no longer capable of making me happy, not without you. I love everything about you Brooke, I love the way you challenge me like no one ever has, I love the way you look at me like no one ever has, and I love the way you love me like no one ever has. I cant imagine spending my life without you, and if you say yes to me in a few minutes I wont have to......You look beautiful by the way!
Jamie: I'm gonna have a little sister?
Haley: Is that okay?
Jamie: Yeah. I hope she's just like you, Mom
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life and yours was by far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable. I have never been so proud of you.
Priest: If anyone can show just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now...
Skills: Don't nobody say nothing!
Jamie: Brooke looks like an angel.
Julian: That's why I'm not nervous.
Julian: I found my other half.
Brooke: We're going to the church. We're going to the church where I'm getting married. Haley, I'm getting married.
Skills: You know a few years back there was a wedding here in Tree Hill...bride wasn't who she said she was. A lot of good people got hurt that day.
Alex: Honestly I'm really terrible at keeping secrets. This one time my friend Kimmy told me she hooked up with two people at the same party, and I promised I wouldn't say a word, but then I told like four people within an hour and one of them was actually Kimmy.
Chase: I thought we were chosen because Julian has no guy friends.
Haley: Why are you dancing like that Brooke?
Brooke: Because this dance is what made an amazing man fall in love with me!
Haley: But sweety, you know this isn't a competition right?
Jamie: Okay good. Just remember that when they like my speech more.
Julian: Guess this is my lucky day.
Julian: It wasn't really about the girl. It was the idea of someone out there for me. So I kept this other half bumper car token ever since as a reminder that somewhere out there, if I'm lucky, is my other half.
Julian: Why would your rabbit have an emotional response to our wedding?
Jamie: Well, he's always had a thing for Brooke.
8.14 || Holding Out For A Hero
Chuck (to Chase): Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chase: I could be a big brother. I've always liked playing with kids.
Mia: Yeah, don't say that out loud.
Alex (to Mia): I came to ask Haley, not you. Why talk to the greasy rag when you can talk to the mechanic?
Kellerman: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Brooke: Was I sleep fighting again?
Julian: Yes! No more Kick Ass for my wife before bed.
Chuck's mom (to Chase): Hey, I know you. You're my bartender.
Chuck: Bar manager, and he's also a pilot.
Quinn: And you all take down that website or I'll post your photos, and they're all from bad angles.
Haley: Maybe I'll call the Dean.
Nikki: Like the Dean of Princeton would listen to some whack job in a cape.
Brooke: They're not crypts, they're kids. More specifically, they're stuck up little bitches that need to be dealt with.
Chase: We got plans today remember?
Chuck: My dad says guys can always flake on each other.
Quinn: Kinda makes you Super Haley.
Haley: That's so dumb. Why would I include my real name in my super hero name?
Brooke: You haven't even heard my idea.
Haley: Fine, what is it?
Brooke: We should be super heroes.
8.15 || Valentine's Day Is Over
Brooke: Do you think I'll be a good mom?
Julian: You'll be an amazing mom.
Haley: You love me?
Nathan: Of course I do you, dork. With all my heart.
Chuck: Yup, another Valentine's Day alone.
Chase: It sucks.
Chuck: Well more for you. I'm only eight.
Chuck: Betcha my dad has a date tonight. Probably has four or five.
Jamie: If you were a girl would that be okay?
Quinn: Yeah it'd be awesome, and technically I am a girl.
Jamie: If that's your story.
Jamie: I'm sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't too mushy.
Chuck: My dad says real men drink whiskey.
Chase: How bout a root beer?
Julian: Just remember, you're my girl Brooke Davis, and you always will be.
8.16 || I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Julian: Eating ice cream is the best part about Little League...except for maybe catching butterflies.
Julian: Alright! Let's get this audition started.
Julian: That glove belonged to Roberto Clemente...ooo butterfly!
Haley: What about the off chance that he doesn't do so well, you gonna go all Dan Scott on him?
Julian: Brooke Penelope Davis Baker, you break that box spring and you're sleeping on the floor.
Haley: That was because Jamie said he had a great day and his dad was a big part of that.
Nathan: Well how was his moms day?
Haley: It was good, it was great actually, and I think Lydia really enjoyed it too.
Nathan: You can't have an open bottle on the mound in the pros. You gotta pour it in a cup.
Haley: Here's to my best friend, Brooke Davis. There is no one else to whom I would trust my child more.
Haley: Well you must be starving. Feel free to have some food and uh just ya know don't eat my ho ho cake.
Ian: I party on a boat. It's my dad's pride and joy, so I like to trash it now and then. You guys in?
Nathan: Maybe we should just go to a bar.
8.17 || The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get
Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.
Random Guy: Are you the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
Random Guy: That was awesome by the way. Can I have your autograph?
Haley: Ooh, you wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Chase: You can show your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know you wear glasses.
Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented by you.
Millie: I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like you wouldn't believe.
Haley: You tried to stuff me into a stingray. You were so not ready.
Quinn: You cried wolf, wolf crier.
8.18 || Quiet Little Voices
Brooke: I promise you I'm going to know this child, and they'll know me...no matter what.
Victoria: Because if this boy Julian loves you, and you love him, that's all that matters. That is the most important thing, and the clothes can wait.
Julian: I want you to know that whenever we do get pregnant, that's gonna be a great day.
Haley: Who do you wanna be Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Nathan: If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball, if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course. Nathan as long as you are a good husband and a goof father to your son...it's a boy Nathan, we're gonna have a son.
Jamie: And when you and Dad were in high school you had me?
Haley: That's right. You're not allowed to do that.
Nathan: You my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.
Hayley: Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of us.
Quinn: You know my dad's name is James James right?
Brooke: We need a name. Our baby's gonna be born without a name.
Clay: Ya know we'll have kids of our own some day.
Quinn: Well they'll have your big bushy eye brows.
8.19 || Where Not To Look For Freedom
Brooke: I think we'd be happy in New York.
Julian: I think you should take that job in New York.
Alex: Now what?
Chase: Chuck says you're hot.
Alex: So you liked it?
Chase: I did. Talkin' about that kiss right?
Julian: I nearly lost my wife. Nathan nearly lost his son. Do you know what that feels like?
Kellerman: Yes I do. I've lost both.
Skills: Lotta livin' down here bro. End of an era.
Ian: Congrats on the baby. Very strong. Tell her to come see me in about 17 years.
Kellerman: It's a good system, tenure, except when teachers fail to use their freedom for the common good.
Kellerman: As of today, I'm no longer Professor Kellerman. I've resigned my position.
Haley: Okay. Let's take the baby from insane Aunt Quinn.
Nathan: I know what you did and you know what you did. And this is going to be made right by you or by me.
Kellerman: Well it seems my class gets younger every day. You must have done extremely well on your advanced placement exams.
8.20 || The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul
Haley: I'm gonna miss you Brooke Davis like you can't understand.
Brooke: I have come to offer you a trade. Last reminisce of Karen's cafe for Lydia...straight up.
Alex: So much for baby steps.
Chase: You played guitar. It wasn't fair.
Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.
Brooke: We're pregnant!
Chuck: We only need one madison. Don't mess it up.
Ian: I couldn't stay. I just couldn't.
Julian: Well now maybe you can stay and think about it. Enjoy the walk.
Julian: You know what's good about boats? They float. Cars not so much.
Chuck (to Alex): And I saw pictures of you on the internet...naughty, naughty.
Chuck: Wow Jamie, you bat like my mom.
8.21 || Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Brooke: How you feeling sunshine?
Lauren: Shame. So much shame.
Chase: You could have killed yourself! Or someone else!
Chuck: I just...I don't want you to go.
Clay: I don't understand camping. We have houses, bed, showers, flat irons.
Clay: The tent did not get it done last night.
Nathan: You fertile bastard.
Mouth: In case you have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.
Clay: You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. An odd duck.
Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the gold in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.
8.22 || This Is My House, This Is My Home
Julian: Your mom is Brooke Davis, and she has enough strength for all of us.
Julian: I'm sure in three months I'll be wondering who I was before we had a family.
Chase (to Mia): You inspire me. Your goodness inspires me.
Chase: Can you write thanks for the 45 seconds of heaven?
Julian: This is our miracle Brooke Davis, and now it's two miracles. And no girl deserves it more.
Doctor: Congratulations, you're carrying twins.