"One Tree Hill: Don't Dream It's Over (#5.6)" (2008)
[first lines]
Brooke Davis: Alright guys, bring it in.
Haley James Scott: [holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh!
[disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots]
Haley James Scott: Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?
Brooke Davis: I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popular liqueur with their sweetest...
[contented]
Brooke Davis: The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.
Brooke Davis: [to Owen] You know, not many people can handle a 'Brooke Davis'.
Owen: Well, it's definitely one of a kind.
Owen: [to Millicent, commenting her look] You're the prettiest girl in the room.
Brooke Davis: [to Millicent] Did you hear that, Milli? You're the second prettiest girl in the room!
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton, referring to Owen] I bet you we have sex right on this bar!
Haley James Scott: [approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have you been?
Nathan Scott: I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, tell me about it!
Brooke Davis: [approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.
Haley James Scott: I'm a mom!
Brooke Davis: You don't count. You got married and pregnant before you graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home by the time you got 35.
Haley James Scott: Good talking to you Brooke!
[to Nathan]
Haley James Scott: I gotta get backstage, I'll see you in a bit. Bye.
Nathan Scott: Bye.
[Brooke walking away]
Nathan Scott: Well, it's good talking to both of you...
Owen: Something on your mind?
Brooke Davis: No, but my mom is on my last nerve, have you got anything for that?
Owen: Yeah. Alcohol.
Owen: [to Brooke, after seeing her mother] I feel like I'm looking into the future here.
[pauses]
Owen: It's a rough ride ahead, by the way.
Brooke Davis: OK! We're not talking anymore.
Victoria Davis: [pointing her glass] Owen!
Owen: [to Brooke] Well, looks like you future self's calling. What you'd like to drink in 20 years?
Brooke Davis: Poison.
Peyton Sawyer: [approaching Brooke at the bar] I need a new office.
Brooke Davis: Yeah, the one you have right now is far too big and free.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, I will settle for a small and expensive just as long as it's not Lindsay adjacent.
Brooke Davis: Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
[Peyton looking inquiringly]
Brooke Davis: [shouting, pointing at her mother on the dance floor] Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
Peyton Sawyer: Okay, if you tell me that Lindsay's a bitch.
Brooke Davis: Oh, my mom's a bitch, Lindsay's a bitch, is there a woman here tonight you haven't called a bitch?
Peyton Sawyer: [smiling] Why, I can think of one.
Brooke Davis: Lindsay is just threatened by you.
Peyton Sawyer: Why? It's not like I'm even after Lucas!
Brooke Davis: So you keep saying...
Peyton Sawyer: What, you don't believe me? Okay, fine, whatever, but for the record, you look exactly like her when you dance! Bitch!
[walks away]
Brooke Davis: [pauses, looks at her mother dance]
[to herself]
Brooke Davis: I do not.
Lucas Scott: [approaching Brooke] Brooke, hey, can you do me a favor?
Brooke Davis: Well if it involves drinking and flirting with a hot bartender then yes, I can.
Lucas Scott: Now, you like Peyton and Lindsay, right?
Brooke Davis: What kind of favor is this?
Brooke Davis: Hey, what happened with you and Milly?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Uh, I just don't think it's good timing right now. I've been really busy with work lately.
Brooke Davis: Are you feeling OK? I hand deliver a hot girl to you and you're worried about work? My mother would wanna adopt you.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Listen, I'm having enough problems with older ladies running my life.
Brooke Davis: What are you talking about?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: I've kinda been seeing my boss.
Brooke Davis: Define 'seeing'.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Sleeping with?
Brooke Davis: Define 'sleeping with'.
Peyton Sawyer: [entering Brooke's store] Your mom's a bitch!
Brooke Davis: What happened?
Peyton Sawyer: She went to the recording studio and freaked out Mia who is MIA, imagine that, and now I don't have an artist.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry Peyton, I'll talk to her.
Brooke Davis: It's either that or my fists talk to her face and that's gonna be a longer conversation.
Brooke Davis: First of all, I'm not destroying anything and second, zero is not a size!
Victoria Davis: Penelope Davis!
Millicent: I'll be in the back.
Victoria Davis: Did you schedule a conference call with Macy's?
Brooke Davis: Yeah. 'Cause I was thinking...
Victoria Davis: Well, don't! In case you have to hear it, you have zero business sense!
Brooke Davis: Mom...
Victoria Davis: Let me finish. For the last three years I've been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You're a talented designer, Brooke but you don't spin the straw to gold. I do. Truth be told, you're not smart enough to do it.
Peyton Sawyer: [running outside after Victoria] Hey, Ice Queen! Stop being such a bitch to your daughter.
Victoria Davis: And did my daughter pay you to say that?
Peyton Sawyer: No, I came up with that one for free.
Victoria Davis: Well, I advise you keep your little underachieving mouth shut. Because my relationship with my daughter is none of your business.
Peyton Sawyer: No, it is, when you tear her down and call her stupid. See, the truth is, you're actually worried she's smart. And that's a threat you to because when she figures out how to do the business side of this company - Goodbye, Victoria.
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"One Tree Hill: Every Night Is Another Story (#1.6)" (2003)
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!
Brooke: [later]
[the car runs out of gas]
Brooke: [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.
Peyton: Unbelievable! Brooke, did you not think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the question Brooke!
Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but I think tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I don't know who the hell you like any more this is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
Peyton: What are you still doing here?
Haley James: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: Hey what's your name?
Haley James: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
Brooke: [looks at Haley] What is she doing here?
Peyton: [laughs] You invited her!
[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared!
Brooke: [Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student] This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?
College Guy: I shouldn't but... here you go.
[he gives her one pill]
Brooke: Just one?
College Guy: Okay.
[he hands her another]
College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time...
[Brooke has swallowed both at once]
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: I don't like that name. How 'bout we call you Brooke?
[later] [the car runs out of gas]
Peyton: Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put more gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are you gonna say, Brooke?
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"One Tree Hill: All Tomorrow's Parties (#3.14)" (2006)
Brooke Penelope Davis: [to Haley] We on schedule, navigation girl?
Haley James Scott: Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?
Brooke Penelope Davis: I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.
Peyton Sawyer: You are so happy your not me right now.
Brooke: You sound level ten hungover.
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, well, you should see me.
Brooke: Yeah, you look like ass too.
Brooke Penelope Davis: I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.
Haley James Scott: Labor Day.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Whatever, almanac girl.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: You know, the schedule has changed.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Okay. Good change or bad change?
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Your clothes don't show until tomorrow.
Brooke Penelope Davis: That's a bad change.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Yeah. Looks like you have a cheer-cision to make.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Ellie would have love this.
Brooke Penelope Davis: And Rachel will hate this. Win Win.
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"One Tree Hill: The Show Must Go On (#3.22)" (2006)
Brooke: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.' When life gets hard, when things change, true love remains the same. I look at Nathan and Haley and some how I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that, but they give me hope. And, I'm afraid say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that will be a shame. Because, we all can use a little hope sometimes, you know. That feeling that everything's going to be okay and that there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley, and here's to hope, and here's to a love that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: I had a horrible dream last night where my best friend told me that she had feelings for my boyfriend. But that wasn't a dream, was it?
Peyton Saywer: Brooke!
Brooke Davis: Why now, Peyton? Why would you tell me that you have feelings for Lucas now, when I have so much stuff going on in my life? Stuff that you don't even know about!
Peyton Saywer: Well, so do I. Okay, trust me. But, I didn't wish for this alright, I wished for Jake.
Brooke Davis: Oh, right. You wished for Jake. After you wished for Pete, and then Lucas! I cannot believe this is happening again.
Peyton Saywer: It's not okay, okay? It's not! The last time...
Brooke Davis: The last time! Do you hear yourself right now? The last time you tried to steal my boyfriend! He's on the door Peyton! He's on the damn door under me!
Peyton Saywer: I don't wanna steal him, okay?
Brooke Davis: But you like him.
Peyton Saywer: Brooke, I'm not gonna do anything about it. I'll just bury it. Okay?
Brooke Davis: You can't, okay! It's out, it's like the time capsule! And, you could have buried it and not said anything to me about it. So, what is that about?
Peyton Saywer: I don't - I just wanted to be honest with you, all right! I didn't wanna make the same mistake as I did last time. And, you even said last night at TRIC that you really didn't miss him.
Brooke Davis: Don't you dare! Don't you dare twist my words around to make yourself feel like you are not a back-stabbing two faced bitch, Peyton, because you are and you know it.
Lucas Scott: Look, Brooke, I need you to listen to me. Okay? I understand that you didn't know about the kiss and I'm sorry for springing it on you, but I meant what I said. It didn't mean anything.
Brooke Davis: A kiss always means something.
Lucas Scott: Okay, maybe you're right. But it wasn't a romantic moment and you would know that if-.
Brooke Davis: If what? I was there? As you so sweetly pointed out to me at the party, the party that I threw for you, I wasn't there, was I?
Lucas Scott: Is it impossible for you to forgive me? I forgave you.
Brooke Davis: For what?
Lucas Scott: Sleeping with Chris Keller
Brooke Davis: And you know what, Lucas, I loved you for that. You had such grace in that moment that I fell in love with you all over again. I just can't believe you would use it now as a bargaining chip!
Lucas Scott: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I, just, need you to trust me and believe me when I tell you my heart is with you. A part of me feels like ever since we got back together, you've just been waiting, waiting to push me away.
Brooke Davis: Oh, great. You kiss Peyton, again, and I'm pushing you away. God! Why did I have to make everybody identicle purses as wedding gifts?
Lucas Scott: I love you, Brooke. I don't know how else to say it.
Brooke Davis: How about how you show it? I am not pushing you away, Lucas, I am holding on for dear life. But I need you to need me back, okay? Why didn't you tell me about the kiss? And why didn't you call me while you were away? And why won't you ever just let me all the way in? We have to go give our speeches now about love.
Lucas Scott: Please don't be mad, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: I'm not mad, Luke. I'm not mad.
Brooke Davis: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would bother a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds. When life gets hard, when things change, true love remains the same.' I look at Haley and Nathan and somehow I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that but they give me hope. And I'm afraid to say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that would be a shame. Because we all could use a little hope, you know? That feeling that everything is gonna be okay. And there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley. And here's to hope and a love that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: Guess we never finished that conversation.
Lucas Scott: Everyday. I was just angry and upset about Keith and I needed to be alone, but that doesn't mean I didn't miss you, Brooke. Because I did.
Brooke Davis: I needed to hear your voice. There's just so much stuff going on with me and I-.
Lucas Scott: What kind of stuff?
Brooke Davis: It doesn't matter anymore.
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"One Tree Hill: Prom Night at Hater High (#4.15)" (2007)
Brooke: If that's not the skank calling the whore a slut.
Brooke: I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and apparently half of them are naked.
Rachel Gatina: Well, it could've been worse, you could have got your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.
Brooke: The day's still young.
Lucas Scott: How are you holding up?
Brooke: I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?
Brooke: Why do you even care anymore?
Peyton: Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worse years of my life. And I needed my best friend more than ever. And you cut me out cause I was honest with you, and you were never honest with me.
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"One Tree Hill: Unopened Letter to the World (#2.15)" (2005)
Brooke: [on video for the time capsule] Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.
Anna: [looking at Mouth] Who's Marvin McFadden?
Brooke: [on video] Of course, you all probably call him Senator McFadden or something. But we just call him Mouth.
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Erica Marsh: This is your room?
Brooke: Yeah.
Erica Marsh: It's nice.
Brooke: Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis"!
Brooke: So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's alll you really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. Somebody tell me you've got love figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your heart ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, or aliens, or something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well... you missed it... and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about.
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"One Tree Hill: Can't Stop This Thing We've Started (#4.4)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
[whispering]
Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
Brooke Davis: Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little more complicated.
Shelley Simon: Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?
Brooke Davis: Shelley, I hate to break it to you but you're either a virgin or you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.
Lucas Scott: [discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.
Brooke Davis: Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.
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"One Tree Hill: The Leavers Dance (#2.23)" (2005)
Brooke: [walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.
Peyton: And why is bitch being a Brooke?
Brooke: Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!
Brooke: Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.
Brooke: Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already!
[she sticks her hand into the shower]
Brooke: Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!
Brooke: LUCAS! Do not make me join you!
Lucas Scott: Uh, a little privacy here.
Brooke: No, you've been in the shower forever! By the time I even get in the water it's gonna be...
[Checks water]
Brooke: cold! Are you taking a cold shower?
Lucas Scott: No, the hot water...
Brooke: Gross! You are! You know what? When you have you're next wet dream, tell Peyton I said 'Hi'. Eww!
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"One Tree Hill: Resolve (#4.12)" (2007)
Rachel Gatina: You screwed me over for a guy who won't screw you.
Brooke Davis: Oh, please, like I couldn't get Chase after a little...
[smiles]
Brooke Davis: chase.
Rachel Gatina: I think you're forgetting something. See, Chase is into smart-born-again-virgin Brooke, not stupid-slutty-I-cheated-on-the-Calculus-test Brooke.
Chase Adams: I had one serious girlfriend but... didn't end well.
Brooke Davis: Did you break up because she wanted to have sex?
Chase Adams: Yeah... with my best friend.
Brooke Davis: [sliding to the back seat] Well, this is one of the notorious make out spots in town.
Chase Adams: It also has one of the nicest views in town.
Brooke Davis: There's a view?
[looks ahead]
Brooke Davis: Who knew!
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"One Tree Hill: All These Things That I've Done (#4.7)" (2006)
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies.
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies!
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: So, what do you want me to do next?
Brooke: Umm, I need you to take these body jewels and paste them on Thia around her neck, her ties and her cleavage.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: [Mouth looks over at Tia and pauses]
Brooke: Mouth! Breathe... and paste.
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"One Tree Hill: How Can You Be Sure? (#1.19)" (2004)
Lucas: My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be...
Brooke: In love?
Lucas: Yeah. But so did my mom.
Brooke: Lucas...
Lucas: No, look - this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever you decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if you wanna have this baby - then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let you down.
Brooke: I lied.
Lucas: What?
Brooke: I'm not pregnant.
Lucas: Wha - But I saw the test.
Brooke: I know. And when the doctor called, he said I wasn't pregnant. He said that can happen.
Lucas: Okay, no-no-no-no no. I-I-I was standing right there when he called.
Brooke: And you had just called me a slut.
Lucas: So you lied to me to punish me? How could you do that?
Brooke: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
Brooke: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas Scott: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
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"One Tree Hill: The Tide That Left and Never Came Back (#2.22)" (2005)
Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley James: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!
Brooke: George Bernard Shaw once wrote: "There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." Clearly, Shaw had his heart broken once or twice.
Nathan Scott: As far as I'm concerned, Shaw was a punk. Cause you know what? Tragedies happen. What are you gonna do, give up? Quit? No. I realize now that when your heart breaks, you got to fight like hell to make sure your still alive. Because you are. And that pain you feel? That's life. The confusion and fear? That's there to remind you, that somewhere out there is something better, and that something is worth fighting for.
Haley James: This year, I got everything I wanted and everything I wished for. But in a way, I lost even more.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Shaw was right. As we strain to grasp the things we desire, the things we think will make our lives better: money, popularity, fame... we ignore what truly matters, the simple things, like friendship, family, love. The things we probably already had.
Mouth McFadden: So Mr. Shaw thinks that getting your heart's desire is a tragedy? I say he's wrong. I mean, clearly Shaw never kissed Erica Marsh.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Yes, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire? That's all you can hope for. This year I wished for love... to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a heart long afraid to feel. My wish was granted. And if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. Because I wouldn't give it back for the world.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And Hansel said to Gretal: Let us drop these bread crumbs, so that together we find our way home, because losing our way would be the most cruel of things." This year I lost my way.
Nathan Scott: And losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But losing your reason for the journey... is a fate more cruel.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: The journey lasted eight months. Sometimes I traveled alone. Sometimes there were others who took the wheel, and took my heart. But when the destination was reached, it wasn't me who'd arrived. It wasn't me at all.
Brooke: And once you lose yourself, you have two choices. Find the person you used to be, or lose that person completely.
Mouth McFadden: Because sometimes, you have to step outside of the person you've been, and remember the person you were meant to be. The person you wanted to be. The person you are.
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"One Tree Hill: Are You True? (#1.3)" (2003)
Brooke: How many moments in life can you point to and say: 'That's when it all changed.'
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Oh, I think you got the wrong car
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.
Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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"One Tree Hill: Good News for People Who Love Bad News (#4.3)" (2006)
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Trade you my juice box for your bag of chips. And I'll throw in a cookie.
Brooke Davis: Peyton must really need chips.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay, how can I make this any clearer? There is nothing going on between me and Peyton.
Brooke Davis: And there's nothing going on between us, so why are you still here?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You told me to fight for you, and I did. You never fought for me.
Brooke Davis: And I'm not going to.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay... I guess I was wrong... I'm not the guy for you Brooke Davis.
Brooke Davis: Yes it would, everything is Peyton's fault. Shes like a cursed rabbit's foot. Shes bad luck
[Haley laughs]
Brooke Davis: I am serious, traitor girl. Do not take her side against me.
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"One Tree Hill: All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone (#4.21)" (2007)
Greeter: Name
Brooke Davis: Brooke Davis
Greeter: I have instructions to not let you in...
Brooke Davis: What! Who's dumb party is this?
Rachel Gatina: It's mine bitch, and your fat ass isn't invited!
Peyton Sawyer: What have you been up to?
Brooke Davis: [being funny] Flirtin' with Lucas.
Peyton Sawyer: [playing along] Oh yeah how'd that turn out?
Brooke Davis: Mm, so so. Love triangles are sooo High School.
Peyton Sawyer: Seriously.
Brooke: [reads from Lucas's book] She was fiercely independant. Brooke Davis. Brilliant, and beautiful, and brave. In 2 years she had grown more than anyone I had ever known. Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday. And I'm not sure she even knows it.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Your gonna do great, Brooke. The world doesn't stand a chance.
Brooke: Thank you...
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"One Tree Hill: Just Watch the Fireworks (#3.15)" (2006)
Brooke: Ahem.
Peyton: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke: Don't 'hey, Brooke' me. What is up with you and Hottie McHottie?
Peyton: Who? McWhat?
Brooke: Don't even try it. Please, the Fall Out Boy? I can spot him hitting - on - you from a mile away, and you were definitely returning fire.
Peyton: We talked for like 10 seconds.
Brooke: So you move fast. You should ask him to check you for lumps.
Peyton: Okay, not funny.
Brooke: What? He’s a musician. He's got to have good hands.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Oh my god, I'm internet porn.
Brooke: [When seeing Karen's engagement ring] Get Out!!
Karen Roe: This is my club?
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"One Tree Hill: The Same Deep Water as You (#4.1)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: I love you, Lucas, and I probably always will... but we go days without having a meaningful conversation... and I used to miss you so much when that happened... but it never seemed like you missed me. And I guess because of it I stopped missing you. I mean look at today...
Lucas Scott: [Thinking] I guess I should've said something... anything... I mean, for a guy who wants to be a writer, it suddenly seemed like no words had ever been written. But when someone tells you that they somehow stopped missing you, you're pretty much screwed, no matter what you say.
Rachel Gatina: [eyes closed] Slut
Brooke Davis: Bitch
Rachel Gatina: Whore
Rachel Gatina: Well, I know I'm not in Heaven cause they wouldn't have let Brooke Davis's kinky ass through the gates.
Brooke Davis: And your ass wouldn't fit, at least not the old one. How are you?
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"One Tree Hill: What Is and What Should Never Be (#1.20)" (2004)
Haley James Scott: We're just trying to keep it small, so don't advertise.
Popular Girl: Oh hey, are lips are sealed. Thanks for the invite, Haley. You rock.
Haley James Scott: Sure.
[Girl leaves and Brooke comes up]
Brooke Davis: Hi, friend.
Haley James Scott: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: So when's the party?
Haley James Scott: Well, it's Saturday night, but ...
Brooke Davis: Don't worry, I'm not going to tip off the paparazzi.
Haley James Scott: Oh no, I'm not worried, we're just trying to keep it small. So...
Brooke Davis: Peyton said not to invite me.
Haley James Scott: No, she didn't. Not exactly.
Brooke Davis: Alright. You know, have your little party, and play your naked twister, and ...
Haley James Scott: Brooke, it's really just going to be couple of friends.
Brooke Davis: Right, but I'm not one of them. Whatever.
[She leaves]
College Guy: [Brooke is drinking alone at a bar. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away] Buy you a drink?
Brooke Davis: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
[He leaves. Nikki is standing behind him and sits with Brooke]
Nikki: Nice work. Extra points for style.
Brooke Davis: I've seen you around. You're Jake's ex right?
Nikki: No, he's mine. You go to Tree Hill?
[Brooke nods]
Nikki: So what brings you out into the big, bad, real world?
Brooke Davis: Anger, alcohol and a fake ID.
Nikki: Nice combo. Men?
Nikki: Dogs. Two of them. Ex boyfriend and backstabbing ex girly best friend.
Nikki: Typical. If you have a strand of hair and five minutes I can show you a great curse you can put on them.
Brooke Davis: Okay.
[She pulls out a strand of hair]
Brooke Davis: Bring it on, witch.
Nikki: Okay. What are their names?
Brooke Davis: Lucas and Peyton.
[Nikki looks at her]
Brooke Davis: Mm.
Nikki: And where are they tonight?
Brooke Davis: They are at a party that I was not invited to. Can you believe that? They sneak around like little mongrels and I get removed from the A list.
Bartender: Can I get you ladies anything?
Nikki: Yeah, two vodkas. And two for my new friend here.
Brooke Davis: Now you're talking, witchiepoo.
Nikki: Mm hm.
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"One Tree Hill: Something I Can Never Have (#2.17)" (2005)
Charlotte: I mean, what do you do here without cute guys and good parties?
Brooke: [in southern accent] Well, we have a nightly bajo duel and then there's the cousin swap, and on Friday nights we all take baths together!
Nikki: Well, if it isn't the other woman
[Peyton]
Nikki: and my favourite travel agent
[Brooke]
Nikki: . Any other places you'd like to recommend?
Brooke: Yeah, far away from me - unless you'd like your next period to come out of your nose.
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"One Tree Hill: It Gets Worse at Night (#4.17)" (2007)
Lucas Scott: That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass by since we've stopped.
Brooke Davis: Uh...
Lucas Scott: Until now.
[sees the bus coming]
Nathan Scott: That's a bus.
Brooke Davis: No, that's a tour bus.
Peyton Sawyer: Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye!
Chris Keller: [gets off the bus] Well, well.
Haley James Scott: Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!
Lucas Scott: How long has that light been on?
Brooke Davis: Just a little while but its kind of a pretty color and i liked it.
Brooke Davis: Bad Call?
Nathan Scott: Ha
[car makes funny sound]
Brooke Davis: bad call
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"One Tree Hill: Things I Forgot at Birth (#4.2)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: Happy Birthday Brooke, welcome to 18. You've certainly made a mess of it.
Brooke: Second hand death flowers, thanks... shoot me now.
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"One Tree Hill: Racing Like a Pro (#5.2)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: And Mouth who was that?
Haley James: Oh, that's Carrie. She's our new nanny.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry, have you lost your mind? She cannot be your new nanny.
Haley James: Why?
Peyton Sawyer: Um, well, for starters, have looked at her, she is way too hot.
'Mouth' McFadden: OK, you two need to stop. Why does everything have to be about looks? You know, maybe she's a great nanny. Or a great field reporter. Shouldn't that be the point and not her looks?
[pauses]
'Mouth' McFadden: Besides, if Haley doesn't hire her I won't get to see her in a bikini.
Haley James: Nice...
'Mouth' McFadden: Damn, she was hot.
Brooke Davis: It's my life, I'm taking a stand.
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"One Tree Hill: Truth, Bitter Truth (#2.8)" (2004)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Crack whore!
Peyton: [to Brooke] Slut!
Brooke: [to Haley] Liar!
Brooke: Someone once said:It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Me... I just want to live a life I'm going to remember. Even if I don't write it down.
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"One Tree Hill: The Trick Is to Keep Breathing (#2.9)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Why does everybody lie? You know, the bad guys lie to get in your bed, and the good guys lie to get into your heart. And I'm the idiot who falls for it every time
Lucas Scott: Brooke, you are not an idiot. Not even close. You know who you are, most people don't you know. That's why they lie. They are afraid people might find out who they are before they figure it out themselves.
Brooke Davis: Don't! I almost believed you were a decent guy. Somebody that can care about me. But do you know what? I've been lied to before, Felix and it almost killed me.
Felix Taggaro: Brooke. I'm not like Lucas.
Brooke Davis: No, you're not. You know why? Cause I'm not going to let you in. You don't get to have me, not my body and sure as hell not my heart. We're done.
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"One Tree Hill: The Lonesome Road (#2.18)" (2005)
Karen Roe: It's past curfew, Brooke.
Brooke: [drunk] I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been "drifting."
Karen Roe: Have you been drinking, Brooke?
Brooke: No, Karen, "drif-ting."
Lucas Scott: So what number are you up to, huh? Three?
Brooke: Four! Mop the kitchen floor.
Lucas Scott: And you're using a sponge?
Brooke: Is that wrong?
Lucas Scott: Okay, Brooke, this is a mop.
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"One Tree Hill: Life in a Glass House (#1.7)" (2003)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it...”Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girls little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.
Tim Smith: So how exactly do you think you're gonna pull this off?
Brooke: Bartender's love me, watch this. Ahem...
Female Bartender: Ha... Soda or juice?
Brooke: Actually I was gonna ask you if you knew how to make a screaming orgasm?
Female Bartender: For a pretty girl like you?
[grabs a glass and starts mixing the drink]
Female Bartender: So what is this thing for anyway?
Brooke: Raven's basketball...
Female Bartender: And what position do you play?
Brooke: Cheerleader.
Female Bartender: Hmm, Cheerleaders and Jock's, there's gonna be a lot of hormones running around tonight.
[hands Brooke the glass]
Female Bartender: Don't go around advertising.
Brooke: Secret's safe with me.
[walks away]
Tim Smith: I'll have what she's having...
Female Bartender: Soda or Juice?
[Tim leaves and the bartender rolls her eyes]
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"One Tree Hill: How a Resurrection Really Feels (#3.9)" (2005)
Brooke: There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.
Lucas Scott: Brooke...
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
Lucas Scott: Brooke! I'm sorry! What you did with Chris... it's okay.
Brooke: It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!
Lucas Scott: Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.
Brooke: You can't!
Lucas Scott: I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt you last time we're together, but...
Brooke: I love you.
Lucas Scott: I love you too... pretty girl.
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One Tree Hill: Spirit in the Night (#1.17)" (2004)
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little hoe posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.
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"One Tree Hill: The Leaving Song (#1.21)" (2004)
[Brooke is drinking alone. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away]
Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
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"One Tree Hill: With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, Tired Souls, We Slept (#3.16)" (2006)
reporter: I'm here with student council president Brooke Davis. Brooke can you put into words how you might be feeling about this tragedy?
Brooke: You should be ashamed of yourself. There are kids inside our school fearing for their lives right now, terrified that someone’s gonna put a gun in their face and pull the trigger and you want to know how I'm feeling? Our pain is not a commodity for you. It's not a news bite to boost your ratings because tomorrow or the next day or the next week when we go back to school changed forever by a day that will never leave us, where are you gonna be? At the next tragedy thrusting your microphone in the face of the next fractured person asking them how they fell? Lady that is not journalism. You are not contributing anything to society. You are buzzards circling the carnage but you prey on the living. That is how I'm feeling but something tells me you're not gonna air that.
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"One Tree Hill: Four Years, Six Months, Two Days (#5.1)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [noticing a computer featuring a magazine cover with a very skinny girl] Guys. Absolutely not. There's no way she gets on the cover of my magazine unless she gains ten pounds minimum. She looks unhealthy.
Clothes Over Bros employee: We just brainstormed.
Brooke Davis: Brainstorm better. Anorexia is a disease, it is not a fashion statement.
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"One Tree Hill: To Wish Impossible Things (#1.18)" (2004)
Brooke: Real thing beat the internet don't they?
Mouth: Internet sucks!
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"One Tree Hill: What Do You Go Home To? (#5.14)" (2008)
Brooke: Baby and Brooke are going to be fine!
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"One Tree Hill: Everything in Its Right Place (#4.11)" (2007)
Brooke: You still look like a slut.
Rachel Gatina: You still smell like a whore.
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"One Tree Hill: Some You Give Away (#4.9)" (2006)
Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because you had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.
Haley James: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.
Brooke: I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.
Rachel Gatina: You guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - or it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.
Haley James: Okay, I'll go first.
[mimicking Rachel's voice]
Haley James: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
Rachel Gatina: See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even said 'thank you.'
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if you love me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley James: Brooke...
Bevin Mirskey: My name's Rachel and I have red hair.
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"One Tree Hill: The Search for Something More (#1.8)" (2003)
[Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party]
Brooke: So, have you been to any bad parties lately?
[Peyton and Brooke both smile]
Brooke: C'mon, I'll walk you to History.
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"One Tree Hill: Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers (#4.14)" (2007)
Brooke: If that isn't the skank calling the whore slut!
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"One Tree Hill: My Way Home Is Through You (#5.3)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton] I can't wait to see Victoria's face when she sees it... speak of the Devil, she is on the other line... of course.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, good thing you're already in Hell.
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"One Tree Hill: The Desperate Kingdom of Love (#2.1)" (2004)
Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.
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"One Tree Hill: All That You Can't Leave Behind (#1.5)" (2003)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One Tree Hill: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea (#3.2)" (2005)
Brooke: I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy.
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"One Tree Hill: Lifetime Piling Up (#2.20)" (2005)
Nathan Scott: [Nathan wakes up from his dream where Peyton and Brooke both like him] Haha I know you both want me.
Peyton Sawyer, Brooke: Yea, in your dreams!
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"One Tree Hill: I Shall Believe (#1.14)" (2004)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley.
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girl's little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.
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"One Tree Hill: Locked Hearts and Hand Grenades (#3.6)" (2005)
Brooke: Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?
Bevin Mirskey: You said we could trade.
Brooke: Why is she wearing my necklace?
Bevin Mirskey: Because that was part of the trade.
Brooke: Okay, why would you trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?
Bevin Mirskey: Duh! Brooke, five is more than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.
Brooke: Right...
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"One Tree Hill: Nothing Left to Say But Goodbye (#4.8)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: [approaching Peyton] Hey, I brought you something. Thought you could use it.
Peyton Sawyer: [opening the empty box] Am I missing something?
Brooke Davis: It's a to-go box. You know, since you're screwing my leftovers.
Peyton Sawyer: Really, Brooke? You seriously went through the trouble of bringing me an actual to-go box?
[pauses]
Peyton Sawyer: At least you're a dedicated bitch.
Brooke Davis: Says the dedicated slut.
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"One Tree Hill: Where Did You Sleep Last Night? (#4.6)" (2006)
Rachel Gatina: [talking about Nick] Bottom line Brooke - you'll have to deal with him.
Brooke Davis: Deal with him? Deal with him how? Car crash, drowning, what do you suggest?
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"One Tree Hill: Like You Like an Arsonist (#3.1)" (2005)
Brooke: Easy on the skanky innuendo!
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"One Tree Hill: Suddenly Everything Has Changed (#1.15)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Lucky thing you finding Lucas like that. If you didn't come along, who knows what might have happened.
Peyton Sawyer: Everything turned out okay.
Brooke Davis: No, not really. I don't know what hurts worse, you and Lucas sneaking around behind my back or you lying about it to my face.
Peyton Sawyer: Brooke...
Brooke Davis: No. The next time you want to steal my boyfriend, you might want to turn that thing off.
[Looks to the web cam]
Brooke Davis: I went into his room to check on him and his computer was on. I know you two were together. He meant everything to me, Peyton. And I was ready to try and be his friend if that's what he needed. And now I don't really care if I see either one of you again. She walks out.
[Peyton looks at the web cam. Lucas is watching her on his screen]
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"One Tree Hill: A Multitude of Casualties (#3.5)" (2005)
Brooke: This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."
I got this from link
[first lines]
Brooke Davis: Alright guys, bring it in.
Haley James Scott: [holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh!
[disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots]
Haley James Scott: Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?
Brooke Davis: I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popular liqueur with their sweetest...
[contented]
Brooke Davis: The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.
Brooke Davis: [to Owen] You know, not many people can handle a 'Brooke Davis'.
Owen: Well, it's definitely one of a kind.
Owen: [to Millicent, commenting her look] You're the prettiest girl in the room.
Brooke Davis: [to Millicent] Did you hear that, Milli? You're the second prettiest girl in the room!
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton, referring to Owen] I bet you we have sex right on this bar!
Haley James Scott: [approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have you been?
Nathan Scott: I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, tell me about it!
Brooke Davis: [approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.
Haley James Scott: I'm a mom!
Brooke Davis: You don't count. You got married and pregnant before you graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home by the time you got 35.
Haley James Scott: Good talking to you Brooke!
[to Nathan]
Haley James Scott: I gotta get backstage, I'll see you in a bit. Bye.
Nathan Scott: Bye.
[Brooke walking away]
Nathan Scott: Well, it's good talking to both of you...
Owen: Something on your mind?
Brooke Davis: No, but my mom is on my last nerve, have you got anything for that?
Owen: Yeah. Alcohol.
Owen: [to Brooke, after seeing her mother] I feel like I'm looking into the future here.
[pauses]
Owen: It's a rough ride ahead, by the way.
Brooke Davis: OK! We're not talking anymore.
Victoria Davis: [pointing her glass] Owen!
Owen: [to Brooke] Well, looks like you future self's calling. What you'd like to drink in 20 years?
Brooke Davis: Poison.
Peyton Sawyer: [approaching Brooke at the bar] I need a new office.
Brooke Davis: Yeah, the one you have right now is far too big and free.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, I will settle for a small and expensive just as long as it's not Lindsay adjacent.
Brooke Davis: Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
[Peyton looking inquiringly]
Brooke Davis: [shouting, pointing at her mother on the dance floor] Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
Peyton Sawyer: Okay, if you tell me that Lindsay's a bitch.
Brooke Davis: Oh, my mom's a bitch, Lindsay's a bitch, is there a woman here tonight you haven't called a bitch?
Peyton Sawyer: [smiling] Why, I can think of one.
Brooke Davis: Lindsay is just threatened by you.
Peyton Sawyer: Why? It's not like I'm even after Lucas!
Brooke Davis: So you keep saying...
Peyton Sawyer: What, you don't believe me? Okay, fine, whatever, but for the record, you look exactly like her when you dance! Bitch!
[walks away]
Brooke Davis: [pauses, looks at her mother dance]
[to herself]
Brooke Davis: I do not.
Lucas Scott: [approaching Brooke] Brooke, hey, can you do me a favor?
Brooke Davis: Well if it involves drinking and flirting with a hot bartender then yes, I can.
Lucas Scott: Now, you like Peyton and Lindsay, right?
Brooke Davis: What kind of favor is this?
Brooke Davis: Hey, what happened with you and Milly?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Uh, I just don't think it's good timing right now. I've been really busy with work lately.
Brooke Davis: Are you feeling OK? I hand deliver a hot girl to you and you're worried about work? My mother would wanna adopt you.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Listen, I'm having enough problems with older ladies running my life.
Brooke Davis: What are you talking about?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: I've kinda been seeing my boss.
Brooke Davis: Define 'seeing'.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Sleeping with?
Brooke Davis: Define 'sleeping with'.
Peyton Sawyer: [entering Brooke's store] Your mom's a bitch!
Brooke Davis: What happened?
Peyton Sawyer: She went to the recording studio and freaked out Mia who is MIA, imagine that, and now I don't have an artist.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry Peyton, I'll talk to her.
Brooke Davis: It's either that or my fists talk to her face and that's gonna be a longer conversation.
Brooke Davis: First of all, I'm not destroying anything and second, zero is not a size!
Victoria Davis: Penelope Davis!
Millicent: I'll be in the back.
Victoria Davis: Did you schedule a conference call with Macy's?
Brooke Davis: Yeah. 'Cause I was thinking...
Victoria Davis: Well, don't! In case you have to hear it, you have zero business sense!
Brooke Davis: Mom...
Victoria Davis: Let me finish. For the last three years I've been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You're a talented designer, Brooke but you don't spin the straw to gold. I do. Truth be told, you're not smart enough to do it.
Peyton Sawyer: [running outside after Victoria] Hey, Ice Queen! Stop being such a bitch to your daughter.
Victoria Davis: And did my daughter pay you to say that?
Peyton Sawyer: No, I came up with that one for free.
Victoria Davis: Well, I advise you keep your little underachieving mouth shut. Because my relationship with my daughter is none of your business.
Peyton Sawyer: No, it is, when you tear her down and call her stupid. See, the truth is, you're actually worried she's smart. And that's a threat you to because when she figures out how to do the business side of this company - Goodbye, Victoria.
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"One Tree Hill: Every Night Is Another Story (#1.6)" (2003)
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!
Brooke: [later]
[the car runs out of gas]
Brooke: [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.
Peyton: Unbelievable! Brooke, did you not think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the question Brooke!
Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but I think tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I don't know who the hell you like any more this is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
Peyton: What are you still doing here?
Haley James: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: Hey what's your name?
Haley James: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
Brooke: [looks at Haley] What is she doing here?
Peyton: [laughs] You invited her!
[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared!
Brooke: [Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student] This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?
College Guy: I shouldn't but... here you go.
[he gives her one pill]
Brooke: Just one?
College Guy: Okay.
[he hands her another]
College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time...
[Brooke has swallowed both at once]
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: I don't like that name. How 'bout we call you Brooke?
[later] [the car runs out of gas]
Peyton: Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put more gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are you gonna say, Brooke?
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"One Tree Hill: All Tomorrow's Parties (#3.14)" (2006)
Brooke Penelope Davis: [to Haley] We on schedule, navigation girl?
Haley James Scott: Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?
Brooke Penelope Davis: I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.
Peyton Sawyer: You are so happy your not me right now.
Brooke: You sound level ten hungover.
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, well, you should see me.
Brooke: Yeah, you look like ass too.
Brooke Penelope Davis: I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.
Haley James Scott: Labor Day.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Whatever, almanac girl.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: You know, the schedule has changed.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Okay. Good change or bad change?
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Your clothes don't show until tomorrow.
Brooke Penelope Davis: That's a bad change.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Yeah. Looks like you have a cheer-cision to make.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Ellie would have love this.
Brooke Penelope Davis: And Rachel will hate this. Win Win.
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"One Tree Hill: The Show Must Go On (#3.22)" (2006)
Brooke: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.' When life gets hard, when things change, true love remains the same. I look at Nathan and Haley and some how I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that, but they give me hope. And, I'm afraid say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that will be a shame. Because, we all can use a little hope sometimes, you know. That feeling that everything's going to be okay and that there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley, and here's to hope, and here's to a love that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: I had a horrible dream last night where my best friend told me that she had feelings for my boyfriend. But that wasn't a dream, was it?
Peyton Saywer: Brooke!
Brooke Davis: Why now, Peyton? Why would you tell me that you have feelings for Lucas now, when I have so much stuff going on in my life? Stuff that you don't even know about!
Peyton Saywer: Well, so do I. Okay, trust me. But, I didn't wish for this alright, I wished for Jake.
Brooke Davis: Oh, right. You wished for Jake. After you wished for Pete, and then Lucas! I cannot believe this is happening again.
Peyton Saywer: It's not okay, okay? It's not! The last time...
Brooke Davis: The last time! Do you hear yourself right now? The last time you tried to steal my boyfriend! He's on the door Peyton! He's on the damn door under me!
Peyton Saywer: I don't wanna steal him, okay?
Brooke Davis: But you like him.
Peyton Saywer: Brooke, I'm not gonna do anything about it. I'll just bury it. Okay?
Brooke Davis: You can't, okay! It's out, it's like the time capsule! And, you could have buried it and not said anything to me about it. So, what is that about?
Peyton Saywer: I don't - I just wanted to be honest with you, all right! I didn't wanna make the same mistake as I did last time. And, you even said last night at TRIC that you really didn't miss him.
Brooke Davis: Don't you dare! Don't you dare twist my words around to make yourself feel like you are not a back-stabbing two faced bitch, Peyton, because you are and you know it.
Lucas Scott: Look, Brooke, I need you to listen to me. Okay? I understand that you didn't know about the kiss and I'm sorry for springing it on you, but I meant what I said. It didn't mean anything.
Brooke Davis: A kiss always means something.
Lucas Scott: Okay, maybe you're right. But it wasn't a romantic moment and you would know that if-.
Brooke Davis: If what? I was there? As you so sweetly pointed out to me at the party, the party that I threw for you, I wasn't there, was I?
Lucas Scott: Is it impossible for you to forgive me? I forgave you.
Brooke Davis: For what?
Lucas Scott: Sleeping with Chris Keller
Brooke Davis: And you know what, Lucas, I loved you for that. You had such grace in that moment that I fell in love with you all over again. I just can't believe you would use it now as a bargaining chip!
Lucas Scott: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I, just, need you to trust me and believe me when I tell you my heart is with you. A part of me feels like ever since we got back together, you've just been waiting, waiting to push me away.
Brooke Davis: Oh, great. You kiss Peyton, again, and I'm pushing you away. God! Why did I have to make everybody identicle purses as wedding gifts?
Lucas Scott: I love you, Brooke. I don't know how else to say it.
Brooke Davis: How about how you show it? I am not pushing you away, Lucas, I am holding on for dear life. But I need you to need me back, okay? Why didn't you tell me about the kiss? And why didn't you call me while you were away? And why won't you ever just let me all the way in? We have to go give our speeches now about love.
Lucas Scott: Please don't be mad, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: I'm not mad, Luke. I'm not mad.
Brooke Davis: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would bother a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds. When life gets hard, when things change, true love remains the same.' I look at Haley and Nathan and somehow I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that but they give me hope. And I'm afraid to say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that would be a shame. Because we all could use a little hope, you know? That feeling that everything is gonna be okay. And there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley. And here's to hope and a love that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: Guess we never finished that conversation.
Lucas Scott: Everyday. I was just angry and upset about Keith and I needed to be alone, but that doesn't mean I didn't miss you, Brooke. Because I did.
Brooke Davis: I needed to hear your voice. There's just so much stuff going on with me and I-.
Lucas Scott: What kind of stuff?
Brooke Davis: It doesn't matter anymore.
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"One Tree Hill: Prom Night at Hater High (#4.15)" (2007)
Brooke: If that's not the skank calling the whore a slut.
Brooke: I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and apparently half of them are naked.
Rachel Gatina: Well, it could've been worse, you could have got your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.
Brooke: The day's still young.
Lucas Scott: How are you holding up?
Brooke: I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?
Brooke: Why do you even care anymore?
Peyton: Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worse years of my life. And I needed my best friend more than ever. And you cut me out cause I was honest with you, and you were never honest with me.
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"One Tree Hill: Unopened Letter to the World (#2.15)" (2005)
Brooke: [on video for the time capsule] Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.
Anna: [looking at Mouth] Who's Marvin McFadden?
Brooke: [on video] Of course, you all probably call him Senator McFadden or something. But we just call him Mouth.
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Erica Marsh: This is your room?
Brooke: Yeah.
Erica Marsh: It's nice.
Brooke: Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis"!
Brooke: So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's alll you really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. Somebody tell me you've got love figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your heart ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, or aliens, or something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well... you missed it... and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about.
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"One Tree Hill: Can't Stop This Thing We've Started (#4.4)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
[whispering]
Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
Brooke Davis: Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little more complicated.
Shelley Simon: Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?
Brooke Davis: Shelley, I hate to break it to you but you're either a virgin or you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.
Lucas Scott: [discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.
Brooke Davis: Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.
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"One Tree Hill: The Leavers Dance (#2.23)" (2005)
Brooke: [walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.
Peyton: And why is bitch being a Brooke?
Brooke: Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!
Brooke: Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.
Brooke: Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already!
[she sticks her hand into the shower]
Brooke: Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!
Brooke: LUCAS! Do not make me join you!
Lucas Scott: Uh, a little privacy here.
Brooke: No, you've been in the shower forever! By the time I even get in the water it's gonna be...
[Checks water]
Brooke: cold! Are you taking a cold shower?
Lucas Scott: No, the hot water...
Brooke: Gross! You are! You know what? When you have you're next wet dream, tell Peyton I said 'Hi'. Eww!
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"One Tree Hill: Resolve (#4.12)" (2007)
Rachel Gatina: You screwed me over for a guy who won't screw you.
Brooke Davis: Oh, please, like I couldn't get Chase after a little...
[smiles]
Brooke Davis: chase.
Rachel Gatina: I think you're forgetting something. See, Chase is into smart-born-again-virgin Brooke, not stupid-slutty-I-cheated-on-the-Calculus-test Brooke.
Chase Adams: I had one serious girlfriend but... didn't end well.
Brooke Davis: Did you break up because she wanted to have sex?
Chase Adams: Yeah... with my best friend.
Brooke Davis: [sliding to the back seat] Well, this is one of the notorious make out spots in town.
Chase Adams: It also has one of the nicest views in town.
Brooke Davis: There's a view?
[looks ahead]
Brooke Davis: Who knew!
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"One Tree Hill: All These Things That I've Done (#4.7)" (2006)
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies.
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies!
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: So, what do you want me to do next?
Brooke: Umm, I need you to take these body jewels and paste them on Thia around her neck, her ties and her cleavage.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: [Mouth looks over at Tia and pauses]
Brooke: Mouth! Breathe... and paste.
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"One Tree Hill: How Can You Be Sure? (#1.19)" (2004)
Lucas: My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be...
Brooke: In love?
Lucas: Yeah. But so did my mom.
Brooke: Lucas...
Lucas: No, look - this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever you decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if you wanna have this baby - then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let you down.
Brooke: I lied.
Lucas: What?
Brooke: I'm not pregnant.
Lucas: Wha - But I saw the test.
Brooke: I know. And when the doctor called, he said I wasn't pregnant. He said that can happen.
Lucas: Okay, no-no-no-no no. I-I-I was standing right there when he called.
Brooke: And you had just called me a slut.
Lucas: So you lied to me to punish me? How could you do that?
Brooke: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
Brooke: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas Scott: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
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"One Tree Hill: The Tide That Left and Never Came Back (#2.22)" (2005)
Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley James: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!
Brooke: George Bernard Shaw once wrote: "There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." Clearly, Shaw had his heart broken once or twice.
Nathan Scott: As far as I'm concerned, Shaw was a punk. Cause you know what? Tragedies happen. What are you gonna do, give up? Quit? No. I realize now that when your heart breaks, you got to fight like hell to make sure your still alive. Because you are. And that pain you feel? That's life. The confusion and fear? That's there to remind you, that somewhere out there is something better, and that something is worth fighting for.
Haley James: This year, I got everything I wanted and everything I wished for. But in a way, I lost even more.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Shaw was right. As we strain to grasp the things we desire, the things we think will make our lives better: money, popularity, fame... we ignore what truly matters, the simple things, like friendship, family, love. The things we probably already had.
Mouth McFadden: So Mr. Shaw thinks that getting your heart's desire is a tragedy? I say he's wrong. I mean, clearly Shaw never kissed Erica Marsh.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Yes, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire? That's all you can hope for. This year I wished for love... to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a heart long afraid to feel. My wish was granted. And if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. Because I wouldn't give it back for the world.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And Hansel said to Gretal: Let us drop these bread crumbs, so that together we find our way home, because losing our way would be the most cruel of things." This year I lost my way.
Nathan Scott: And losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But losing your reason for the journey... is a fate more cruel.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: The journey lasted eight months. Sometimes I traveled alone. Sometimes there were others who took the wheel, and took my heart. But when the destination was reached, it wasn't me who'd arrived. It wasn't me at all.
Brooke: And once you lose yourself, you have two choices. Find the person you used to be, or lose that person completely.
Mouth McFadden: Because sometimes, you have to step outside of the person you've been, and remember the person you were meant to be. The person you wanted to be. The person you are.
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"One Tree Hill: Are You True? (#1.3)" (2003)
Brooke: How many moments in life can you point to and say: 'That's when it all changed.'
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Oh, I think you got the wrong car
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.
Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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"One Tree Hill: Good News for People Who Love Bad News (#4.3)" (2006)
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Trade you my juice box for your bag of chips. And I'll throw in a cookie.
Brooke Davis: Peyton must really need chips.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay, how can I make this any clearer? There is nothing going on between me and Peyton.
Brooke Davis: And there's nothing going on between us, so why are you still here?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You told me to fight for you, and I did. You never fought for me.
Brooke Davis: And I'm not going to.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay... I guess I was wrong... I'm not the guy for you Brooke Davis.
Brooke Davis: Yes it would, everything is Peyton's fault. Shes like a cursed rabbit's foot. Shes bad luck
[Haley laughs]
Brooke Davis: I am serious, traitor girl. Do not take her side against me.
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"One Tree Hill: All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone (#4.21)" (2007)
Greeter: Name
Brooke Davis: Brooke Davis
Greeter: I have instructions to not let you in...
Brooke Davis: What! Who's dumb party is this?
Rachel Gatina: It's mine bitch, and your fat ass isn't invited!
Peyton Sawyer: What have you been up to?
Brooke Davis: [being funny] Flirtin' with Lucas.
Peyton Sawyer: [playing along] Oh yeah how'd that turn out?
Brooke Davis: Mm, so so. Love triangles are sooo High School.
Peyton Sawyer: Seriously.
Brooke: [reads from Lucas's book] She was fiercely independant. Brooke Davis. Brilliant, and beautiful, and brave. In 2 years she had grown more than anyone I had ever known. Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday. And I'm not sure she even knows it.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Your gonna do great, Brooke. The world doesn't stand a chance.
Brooke: Thank you...
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"One Tree Hill: Just Watch the Fireworks (#3.15)" (2006)
Brooke: Ahem.
Peyton: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke: Don't 'hey, Brooke' me. What is up with you and Hottie McHottie?
Peyton: Who? McWhat?
Brooke: Don't even try it. Please, the Fall Out Boy? I can spot him hitting - on - you from a mile away, and you were definitely returning fire.
Peyton: We talked for like 10 seconds.
Brooke: So you move fast. You should ask him to check you for lumps.
Peyton: Okay, not funny.
Brooke: What? He’s a musician. He's got to have good hands.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Oh my god, I'm internet porn.
Brooke: [When seeing Karen's engagement ring] Get Out!!
Karen Roe: This is my club?
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"One Tree Hill: The Same Deep Water as You (#4.1)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: I love you, Lucas, and I probably always will... but we go days without having a meaningful conversation... and I used to miss you so much when that happened... but it never seemed like you missed me. And I guess because of it I stopped missing you. I mean look at today...
Lucas Scott: [Thinking] I guess I should've said something... anything... I mean, for a guy who wants to be a writer, it suddenly seemed like no words had ever been written. But when someone tells you that they somehow stopped missing you, you're pretty much screwed, no matter what you say.
Rachel Gatina: [eyes closed] Slut
Brooke Davis: Bitch
Rachel Gatina: Whore
Rachel Gatina: Well, I know I'm not in Heaven cause they wouldn't have let Brooke Davis's kinky ass through the gates.
Brooke Davis: And your ass wouldn't fit, at least not the old one. How are you?
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"One Tree Hill: What Is and What Should Never Be (#1.20)" (2004)
Haley James Scott: We're just trying to keep it small, so don't advertise.
Popular Girl: Oh hey, are lips are sealed. Thanks for the invite, Haley. You rock.
Haley James Scott: Sure.
[Girl leaves and Brooke comes up]
Brooke Davis: Hi, friend.
Haley James Scott: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: So when's the party?
Haley James Scott: Well, it's Saturday night, but ...
Brooke Davis: Don't worry, I'm not going to tip off the paparazzi.
Haley James Scott: Oh no, I'm not worried, we're just trying to keep it small. So...
Brooke Davis: Peyton said not to invite me.
Haley James Scott: No, she didn't. Not exactly.
Brooke Davis: Alright. You know, have your little party, and play your naked twister, and ...
Haley James Scott: Brooke, it's really just going to be couple of friends.
Brooke Davis: Right, but I'm not one of them. Whatever.
[She leaves]
College Guy: [Brooke is drinking alone at a bar. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away] Buy you a drink?
Brooke Davis: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
[He leaves. Nikki is standing behind him and sits with Brooke]
Nikki: Nice work. Extra points for style.
Brooke Davis: I've seen you around. You're Jake's ex right?
Nikki: No, he's mine. You go to Tree Hill?
[Brooke nods]
Nikki: So what brings you out into the big, bad, real world?
Brooke Davis: Anger, alcohol and a fake ID.
Nikki: Nice combo. Men?
Nikki: Dogs. Two of them. Ex boyfriend and backstabbing ex girly best friend.
Nikki: Typical. If you have a strand of hair and five minutes I can show you a great curse you can put on them.
Brooke Davis: Okay.
[She pulls out a strand of hair]
Brooke Davis: Bring it on, witch.
Nikki: Okay. What are their names?
Brooke Davis: Lucas and Peyton.
[Nikki looks at her]
Brooke Davis: Mm.
Nikki: And where are they tonight?
Brooke Davis: They are at a party that I was not invited to. Can you believe that? They sneak around like little mongrels and I get removed from the A list.
Bartender: Can I get you ladies anything?
Nikki: Yeah, two vodkas. And two for my new friend here.
Brooke Davis: Now you're talking, witchiepoo.
Nikki: Mm hm.
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"One Tree Hill: Something I Can Never Have (#2.17)" (2005)
Charlotte: I mean, what do you do here without cute guys and good parties?
Brooke: [in southern accent] Well, we have a nightly bajo duel and then there's the cousin swap, and on Friday nights we all take baths together!
Nikki: Well, if it isn't the other woman
[Peyton]
Nikki: and my favourite travel agent
[Brooke]
Nikki: . Any other places you'd like to recommend?
Brooke: Yeah, far away from me - unless you'd like your next period to come out of your nose.
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"One Tree Hill: It Gets Worse at Night (#4.17)" (2007)
Lucas Scott: That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass by since we've stopped.
Brooke Davis: Uh...
Lucas Scott: Until now.
[sees the bus coming]
Nathan Scott: That's a bus.
Brooke Davis: No, that's a tour bus.
Peyton Sawyer: Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye!
Chris Keller: [gets off the bus] Well, well.
Haley James Scott: Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!
Lucas Scott: How long has that light been on?
Brooke Davis: Just a little while but its kind of a pretty color and i liked it.
Brooke Davis: Bad Call?
Nathan Scott: Ha
[car makes funny sound]
Brooke Davis: bad call
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"One Tree Hill: Things I Forgot at Birth (#4.2)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: Happy Birthday Brooke, welcome to 18. You've certainly made a mess of it.
Brooke: Second hand death flowers, thanks... shoot me now.
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"One Tree Hill: Racing Like a Pro (#5.2)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: And Mouth who was that?
Haley James: Oh, that's Carrie. She's our new nanny.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry, have you lost your mind? She cannot be your new nanny.
Haley James: Why?
Peyton Sawyer: Um, well, for starters, have looked at her, she is way too hot.
'Mouth' McFadden: OK, you two need to stop. Why does everything have to be about looks? You know, maybe she's a great nanny. Or a great field reporter. Shouldn't that be the point and not her looks?
[pauses]
'Mouth' McFadden: Besides, if Haley doesn't hire her I won't get to see her in a bikini.
Haley James: Nice...
'Mouth' McFadden: Damn, she was hot.
Brooke Davis: It's my life, I'm taking a stand.
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"One Tree Hill: Truth, Bitter Truth (#2.8)" (2004)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Crack whore!
Peyton: [to Brooke] Slut!
Brooke: [to Haley] Liar!
Brooke: Someone once said:It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Me... I just want to live a life I'm going to remember. Even if I don't write it down.
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"One Tree Hill: The Trick Is to Keep Breathing (#2.9)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Why does everybody lie? You know, the bad guys lie to get in your bed, and the good guys lie to get into your heart. And I'm the idiot who falls for it every time
Lucas Scott: Brooke, you are not an idiot. Not even close. You know who you are, most people don't you know. That's why they lie. They are afraid people might find out who they are before they figure it out themselves.
Brooke Davis: Don't! I almost believed you were a decent guy. Somebody that can care about me. But do you know what? I've been lied to before, Felix and it almost killed me.
Felix Taggaro: Brooke. I'm not like Lucas.
Brooke Davis: No, you're not. You know why? Cause I'm not going to let you in. You don't get to have me, not my body and sure as hell not my heart. We're done.
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"One Tree Hill: The Lonesome Road (#2.18)" (2005)
Karen Roe: It's past curfew, Brooke.
Brooke: [drunk] I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been "drifting."
Karen Roe: Have you been drinking, Brooke?
Brooke: No, Karen, "drif-ting."
Lucas Scott: So what number are you up to, huh? Three?
Brooke: Four! Mop the kitchen floor.
Lucas Scott: And you're using a sponge?
Brooke: Is that wrong?
Lucas Scott: Okay, Brooke, this is a mop.
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"One Tree Hill: Life in a Glass House (#1.7)" (2003)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it...”Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girls little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.
Tim Smith: So how exactly do you think you're gonna pull this off?
Brooke: Bartender's love me, watch this. Ahem...
Female Bartender: Ha... Soda or juice?
Brooke: Actually I was gonna ask you if you knew how to make a screaming orgasm?
Female Bartender: For a pretty girl like you?
[grabs a glass and starts mixing the drink]
Female Bartender: So what is this thing for anyway?
Brooke: Raven's basketball...
Female Bartender: And what position do you play?
Brooke: Cheerleader.
Female Bartender: Hmm, Cheerleaders and Jock's, there's gonna be a lot of hormones running around tonight.
[hands Brooke the glass]
Female Bartender: Don't go around advertising.
Brooke: Secret's safe with me.
[walks away]
Tim Smith: I'll have what she's having...
Female Bartender: Soda or Juice?
[Tim leaves and the bartender rolls her eyes]
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"One Tree Hill: How a Resurrection Really Feels (#3.9)" (2005)
Brooke: There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.
Lucas Scott: Brooke...
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
Lucas Scott: Brooke! I'm sorry! What you did with Chris... it's okay.
Brooke: It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!
Lucas Scott: Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.
Brooke: You can't!
Lucas Scott: I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt you last time we're together, but...
Brooke: I love you.
Lucas Scott: I love you too... pretty girl.
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One Tree Hill: Spirit in the Night (#1.17)" (2004)
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little hoe posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.
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"One Tree Hill: The Leaving Song (#1.21)" (2004)
[Brooke is drinking alone. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away]
Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
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"One Tree Hill: With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, Tired Souls, We Slept (#3.16)" (2006)
reporter: I'm here with student council president Brooke Davis. Brooke can you put into words how you might be feeling about this tragedy?
Brooke: You should be ashamed of yourself. There are kids inside our school fearing for their lives right now, terrified that someone’s gonna put a gun in their face and pull the trigger and you want to know how I'm feeling? Our pain is not a commodity for you. It's not a news bite to boost your ratings because tomorrow or the next day or the next week when we go back to school changed forever by a day that will never leave us, where are you gonna be? At the next tragedy thrusting your microphone in the face of the next fractured person asking them how they fell? Lady that is not journalism. You are not contributing anything to society. You are buzzards circling the carnage but you prey on the living. That is how I'm feeling but something tells me you're not gonna air that.
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"One Tree Hill: Four Years, Six Months, Two Days (#5.1)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [noticing a computer featuring a magazine cover with a very skinny girl] Guys. Absolutely not. There's no way she gets on the cover of my magazine unless she gains ten pounds minimum. She looks unhealthy.
Clothes Over Bros employee: We just brainstormed.
Brooke Davis: Brainstorm better. Anorexia is a disease, it is not a fashion statement.
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"One Tree Hill: To Wish Impossible Things (#1.18)" (2004)
Brooke: Real thing beat the internet don't they?
Mouth: Internet sucks!
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"One Tree Hill: What Do You Go Home To? (#5.14)" (2008)
Brooke: Baby and Brooke are going to be fine!
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"One Tree Hill: Everything in Its Right Place (#4.11)" (2007)
Brooke: You still look like a slut.
Rachel Gatina: You still smell like a whore.
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"One Tree Hill: Some You Give Away (#4.9)" (2006)
Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because you had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.
Haley James: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.
Brooke: I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.
Rachel Gatina: You guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - or it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.
Haley James: Okay, I'll go first.
[mimicking Rachel's voice]
Haley James: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
Rachel Gatina: See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even said 'thank you.'
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if you love me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley James: Brooke...
Bevin Mirskey: My name's Rachel and I have red hair.
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"One Tree Hill: The Search for Something More (#1.8)" (2003)
[Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party]
Brooke: So, have you been to any bad parties lately?
[Peyton and Brooke both smile]
Brooke: C'mon, I'll walk you to History.
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"One Tree Hill: Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers (#4.14)" (2007)
Brooke: If that isn't the skank calling the whore slut!
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"One Tree Hill: My Way Home Is Through You (#5.3)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton] I can't wait to see Victoria's face when she sees it... speak of the Devil, she is on the other line... of course.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, good thing you're already in Hell.
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"One Tree Hill: The Desperate Kingdom of Love (#2.1)" (2004)
Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.
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"One Tree Hill: All That You Can't Leave Behind (#1.5)" (2003)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One Tree Hill: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea (#3.2)" (2005)
Brooke: I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy.
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"One Tree Hill: Lifetime Piling Up (#2.20)" (2005)
Nathan Scott: [Nathan wakes up from his dream where Peyton and Brooke both like him] Haha I know you both want me.
Peyton Sawyer, Brooke: Yea, in your dreams!
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"One Tree Hill: I Shall Believe (#1.14)" (2004)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley.
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girl's little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.
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"One Tree Hill: Locked Hearts and Hand Grenades (#3.6)" (2005)
Brooke: Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?
Bevin Mirskey: You said we could trade.
Brooke: Why is she wearing my necklace?
Bevin Mirskey: Because that was part of the trade.
Brooke: Okay, why would you trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?
Bevin Mirskey: Duh! Brooke, five is more than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.
Brooke: Right...
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"One Tree Hill: Nothing Left to Say But Goodbye (#4.8)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: [approaching Peyton] Hey, I brought you something. Thought you could use it.
Peyton Sawyer: [opening the empty box] Am I missing something?
Brooke Davis: It's a to-go box. You know, since you're screwing my leftovers.
Peyton Sawyer: Really, Brooke? You seriously went through the trouble of bringing me an actual to-go box?
[pauses]
Peyton Sawyer: At least you're a dedicated bitch.
Brooke Davis: Says the dedicated slut.
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"One Tree Hill: Where Did You Sleep Last Night? (#4.6)" (2006)
Rachel Gatina: [talking about Nick] Bottom line Brooke - you'll have to deal with him.
Brooke Davis: Deal with him? Deal with him how? Car crash, drowning, what do you suggest?
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"One Tree Hill: Like You Like an Arsonist (#3.1)" (2005)
Brooke: Easy on the skanky innuendo!
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"One Tree Hill: Suddenly Everything Has Changed (#1.15)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Lucky thing you finding Lucas like that. If you didn't come along, who knows what might have happened.
Peyton Sawyer: Everything turned out okay.
Brooke Davis: No, not really. I don't know what hurts worse, you and Lucas sneaking around behind my back or you lying about it to my face.
Peyton Sawyer: Brooke...
Brooke Davis: No. The next time you want to steal my boyfriend, you might want to turn that thing off.
[Looks to the web cam]
Brooke Davis: I went into his room to check on him and his computer was on. I know you two were together. He meant everything to me, Peyton. And I was ready to try and be his friend if that's what he needed. And now I don't really care if I see either one of you again. She walks out.
[Peyton looks at the web cam. Lucas is watching her on his screen]
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"One Tree Hill: A Multitude of Casualties (#3.5)" (2005)
Brooke: This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."
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