Scene 1
Interior of the castle. Enter the QUEEN. She crosses over to the magic mirror.
QUEEN: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
MIRROR: What? Are you back again? You come to me twice or three times a day and ask me
that same question. What is the deal here?
QUEEN: I want to know if I am the fairest woman in the kingdom.
MIRROR: Why is it you need so much reassurance? Is your self image that bad? You don't need
a magic mirror—you need a therapist.
QUEEN: What I DON'T need is your advice. Now, answer my question! Say one of those witty
poems you do like, "Roses are red: violets...
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