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NARRATOR: What happens when a revange goes wrong...

(Blowhole's new lair, in the lab-room)

BLOWHOLE: *Laughs as he gives Julien a shot, who is strapped down on a table*

JULIEN: *When the shot is given, he screams in agony*

RAIN(Blowhole's assistant): *Laughs along with Blowhole*

NARRATOR: And, insanity takes place...

(In an abandon ware-house)

JULIEN: *Takes out a a needle that possesses green liquid, he laughs with insanity*

RAIN: *Strapped to the ground, and widen her eyes a bit*

NARRATOR: It would only lead to one thing...

(Blowhole's lair)

*Everything starts to crumble down*


(On the...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
One beautiful morning in the New York, an otter has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!

(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are you doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are you talking about?
Marlene: Why are you here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She said you were lonely so she came up with this!

Marlene: With what? You here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: You were close! *blows a whistle*...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am stuck with the other lovers

Trying to hold on

Feel like PoM is never coming back

Will someone lift me up?

And I ask myself

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And love another fandom

And I tell myself

No, No, No

Don't want to be


But a fanguin

You are stuck with the other lovers

Trying to hold on

Feel pressured by the rumors

Will someone relive you?

ASK yourself....

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And love another fandom

You need to tel yourself

No, No, No

Don't want to be


But a fanguin

Your life stays low as people give up around you

You ask around if PoM is still alive, the answer stays the same

You wonder what PoM's future is, and wonder

You feel determination in your blood and keep PoM in your heart

No, No, no

Don't want to be

No, No, No

But A fanguin

You are stuck with the other lovers
posted by Skilene17
What's up fellow Fanguins?!

I found this on Google and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you.

The rules are simple all you have to do is watch Penguins of Madagascar ( it doesn't have to be every episode) with the desired drink of your choice. Weather it be Orange juice, Apple juice, Tea, Pepsi it really doesn't matter.

Enjoy and have fun.


. whenever one of Kowalski's inventions goes horribly wrong

. every time Julien says Booty

. Whenever Skipper's Paranoia kicks in

. Every time Rico says Kaboom or references explosives

. Every time Julien messes something up

. Every...
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Mischief Managed 05.06.15

Note: This is kind of Skilene, depending on how you look at it. Was it a legit joke or a test? You be the judge.

— § —

Skipper approached Marlene’s habitat with a grin. Kowalski had pulled this one over on him just a short while ago, and he couldn’t wait to see the look on Marlene’s face when he tricked her too.

“Knock, knock,” he called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

“Hey, Skipper,” Marlene called back. “You never knock,” she observed. “What’s going on?”

“Oh, nothing,” Skipper replied. “I just wanted to ask you something.”

Marlene arched...
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Okay. I just read the article myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if you can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give or take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If you wanted to give a proper review, you should've first given much more...
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posted by spmana123
Rico was awoken by skipper the next day...Rico's back was hurting from sleeping on the cold floor...he got up and looked at everyone...

Skipper:Rico..? Why did u sleep on the floor? Wasn't Bruce supposed to sleep on the floor?

Everyone looked at Rico..even Bruce...Bruce have Rico a scary look...

Rico:I-I- let Bruce sleep on my be nice...

Skipper:oh...well...that was nice of u Rico...

Kowlaski have a suspicious look towards Rico...but quickly stopped hearing thier food above was here...

Skipper:lunch time boys!

Everyone jumped up and stood separately as skipper divided the fish...

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This may contain spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode. If you'd like to watch the episode first, click link

Request by link


Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running by with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze ray last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's quotes from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: You can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, you gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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This chapter's a little bloody. Just warning you if you don't like that kind of thing.

“Who’s there?” Skipper yelled, trying to climb out of the hole.
Hans grabbed his wrist and pulled him up. Skipper twisted away from his grasp. “Who’s there?” he yelled again.
A man with almost silvery hair and light brown eyes burst out of the brush.
“Julien?” Skipper asked. “What are you doing here?”
“That guy with the blue thingy on his eye is mad at me for being a super-spy!” Julien exclaimed. He pointed behind him. “And now somebody is chasing me!”
At that moment, a woman carrying...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)


Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!


Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Kowalski had just made it to Coney Island. He was now standing right outside Blowhole and Doris's stage. He couldn't help but think:

Should I really be doing this? What if it doesn't work? What if she chooses Blowhole? What if I'm making the biggest mistake of my life?......

What he heard next made his mind up for him. They were laughing and splashing around. Kowalski hopped up onto the wall surrounding the stage and Doris and Blowhole looked up at him. Doris sighed. "What are you doing here Kowalski?" Blowhole had a look on his face...a look of recognition... "Don't I know you?" Kowalski didn't...
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Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope you enjoy it. :)

Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy you really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...
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Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now home to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...
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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the Penguin HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this helmet will guarantee you to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now you can dance with your date the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly helmet to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...
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It was a normal evening in the penguin HQ. Kowalski, Rico, and Skipper were playing cards, David's designing a new racecar via sketch, I'm listening to music, and Mastique and Jessica are practicing combat training.
Mastique: Don't forget to pleay, Jessica.
Jessica: Don't worry, Mom.
S: Got any Eights?
R: Awww! (hands cards over)
K: Go fish. (there's some music coming from topside)
Me: What? (takes off ear bud) Is that a piano?
K: The sound of a piano, yes.
Me: I know that. Sounds like a familiar song and it's coming from topside.
S: Well, we should check it out. For all we know, it could be a bomb...
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One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, or King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 3 – One Fight. One Skipper

    Marlene and Kitka brought out their wings and hands (paws) respectively as they charged one another. The two came together in the center of the penguins’ habitat, as Kitka’s wings wrapped around Marlene. The two females began to aggressively push and shove each other as they continually growled at each other. “You’re going to pay, Kitka, for even trying to go after my Skipper!” Marlene snarled. In the meanwhile, Kitka was somewhat gaining the advantage over Marlene, pushing her a few feet backwards....
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