kowalski and marline were in love
in the penguin habitat, Skipper is trying to enjoy` his moring cuppa fish joe, but every time he trys for a sip, a horrible wail makes him jump, followed by a series of bangs "agh, rico, private, take care of kowalski, im trying to drink my joe here!!" he moans, and as they open the door to kowalskis lab, they see kowalski by his mixing table sobbing, trying to perfect a chemical, but his tears keep dripping into his chemicals and causing an explosions, and he has to try again, rico, thinking its an explosives party, vomits out a stick of dynamite, but before he can throw it, private shakes his head sternly, and rico lets out a small "aw" and extingushes the light, "errr, kowalski, are you all right?" asks private, kowalski imediatley stops mixing takes a long breath and says in tears "how can i be all right, when that vile villain, kidnapped doris?" bursting out and sobbing.
recentley the evil dr blowhole had gotten his memory back, pretended to be nice to doris, kowolskis crush, then hypnotised her into thinking she was his partner, the evil madam bluefin, and for all the penguins knew, they were kissing at the bottom of the ocean, suffice to say, kowalski took it very badly.
"tell skipper im about to activate a sound proof force field so you dont hear me crying" he says before wailing again, "that hardly solves the problem!!" complained private, but kowalski pressess a button and a machanical arm pushes the others out and locks the door, "what did he say" asks skipper, suprised to see them back so soon "he soundproofed the door" private answers upsteted by kowalskis loneliness, "problem solved" says skipper before drinking his fish joe.
the next day, private went to marlene to ask for help, "he only comes out to use the bathroom, if you are going to talk to him, you have to sneak in when he's gone" he explained, and sure enough thats what she did, hiding behind that fish on the wall thing, racing in when he burst out muttering "stay outta my lab" and crouching behind the furro machine from op blue marble, and just as she got comfy(ish), kowalski burst in, checked the sound proofing, before grabbing a spanish giutar, marlene's favourite instrument, from behind a shelf, marlene gasped, she assumed he was going to mutate it or something, but, to her amazment, he began to play it wonderfully, before she could stop herself, she ran out and kissed him, and he kissed her back.
kowalski and marlene were in love, but they knew there were some freaks out there (they mainly thought julien) who would overeact, so decided to keep it secret, but, when he went upstairs to delete the security footage of the lab, rico was juggling, and one of his bouncy balls flew through the air, and hit the send button, which sent the video to a random phone, a phone which happend to belong to phil and mason...
the next day everyone knew that they were dating (mainly the flamingos were responsibile, man can they gossip) and skipper disapproved, but private thought it was like romeo and juliet, and rico wanted to double date with his doll/girlfreind, and they couldnt wander too close to the lemur exhibit without julien jumping down in a mask, using mort as a nunchuck, requesting to duel for her hand, but kowalskis freeze ray handled that pretty well.
soon however, things were getting out of control, rumors were flying that marlene was cheating on kowalski for frankie the pigeon, that kowalski was really a clone who kidnapped the real one, that they had secretly married three years ago, and they didnt know what roger the aligator had heard because he kept mailing them handknit baby clothes, and a little voice in their heads though, "should we just end it?"......
-to be continued-
rumors were flying, should they just end it?