I sighed and did a facepalm. My least favorite subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought you were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked.
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, or flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As you all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried.
"I'm over him! I was going to say-" Shelly tried to say.
"Your doll," Keeper P giggled.
"He's not a doll!"
"Okay, moving on!" Monique jumps up and shouts.
Everyone calms down. "Next?" Shelly asks.
"Uh, I'll go," Marlene volenteers.
Kiva whispers something to Rainshadow, but she shakes her head.
"I, uh, really have no special liking for any boy in the zoo. They're all my friends. No more than friends."
"No, you don't!" Monique stood up and exclaimed. "You like Skipper!"
I snickered. Monique was into Skilene. Yeah, right, make the choices for her!
That's pretty much what we do on Fanpop anyway, we can make them say anything, like now.
"No, you like Julien!" Livi exclaims.
Now Julene. This night is turning out bad.
"What? No!" Marlene exclaimed.
"You like Skipper!" Monique exclaimed. "Go Skilene!"
"Julene! The right answer is Julene!" Livi cries.
Marlene shook her head and sat down. Monique and Livi continued arguing.
No, there was nothing wrong with that, except. JULENE ALWAYS WINS! WHOOOOOOOOOO! GO JULENE!
Sorry, over reaction in my head. But still, go Julene! Marlene is perfect for Julien! The only problem is what the baby would look like. XP
Everyone covers their ears/ear holes. Finally I'm caught up with it.
"SHADDUP ALLREADY!" I shout.
The arguing animals sit down.
"Next?" Rainshadow asks. "Kiva, go."
"Okay. Like Marlene, no one." Kiva squeaks.
"Julene!" Livi shouts.
"No! Skilene!" Monique shouts back.
"Fine. I do kinda like Skipper," Kiva sighs.
"Yay! Someone tells the truth!" Keeper P exclaims, and claps her hands like a very soft mother. Everyone stares at her and she stops.
"Why don't I go? Okay, I have a small crush on that delivery guy, done," she says. "Emma can go?"
"Let Michelle go," Emma says.
Michelle blushes and blushes. She clears her throat, and still blushes.
"Oh, for crying out loud! You like Rico, don't you!" Rainshadow yowls.
Michelle nodded. "Yeah, it's complicated, can someone else go!"
"Okay, Miss Smarty," I roll my eyes.
It really looks like Michelle wants to stick her tongue out at me, but doesn't.
"Ahem, I'll go," Darla says. "Well, not really a crush, but Mort is so darn cute!"
All of a sudden, Annabella starts crying for no reason. Ivy picks her up and cradles her, as to calm her. "What's wrong, Anna?" she asks.
"Tonight bad, tonight scary!" Anna shouts, and keeps crying. Monique and Ivy calm her down.
"Okay, back to schedule," Keeper P says. "Rainshadow?"
Without hesitation, Rainshadow stands up. "Clemson."
"What?!" I exclaim. "You mean the jerk to tried to steal KJ's thrown?!"
"Yeah, what other Clemson?" Rainshadow asks. "Am I done now?"
"Monique, why don't you go?" Keeper P says.
"Kay. I like Kowalski. End of discussion," Monique says.
"You don't even need to ask me," Ivy said.
Henna sticks her head up (again). "No, I'll not reveal. Ignorance is the answer. I have a crush on my smarts."
Mostly everyone is puzzled on her. Why the heck did I even invite her?!
"That leaves you, Palm," Emma says.
"Hey, did everyone forget about me or something!" Livi exclaimed.
"Oh, sorry," Emma cakes the loose feathers out of her eye.
"Okay, I really don't like any of the boys," Livi says. "Or am I keeping it to myself? You'll never know! Mwha ha ha ha!"
I smile. "Palm's turn!" Stacey exclaims.
I shake my head. "I'm good keeping it to myself."
"Ohhhh, Palm's got a big crush!" she exclaims. Everyone leans in to pressure me.
No, I won't admit I like Maurice!
Oops, I said that aloud.
"You like who?" Darla exclaims. "That little trickster?!"
"No, I didn't mean to say that!" I exclaim.
"It makes sense liking one of her own species. Like me," Monique says.
"Congrats, Palm!" Marlene says.
Why does everyone make a big thing on what I said?!
"Okay, great job everyone! How about some smoothies and tell the stories!" Keeper P exclaims. She grabs the smoothies and some snacks and hands them out.
By now it was pretty dark, and all that gave us light was the campfire and Keeper P's flashlight.
The night was going great.
SuperRico and Monstar1219 sorry if you're not into Julene or Skilene or the other way around, I just had to put it in the argument about it.