Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope you enjoy it! :D
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, or thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a bread box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! You gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise you could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes you think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her you gave her the day off. You know you have a signature that’s really easy to forge? You should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, or thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a bread box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! You gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise you could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes you think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
Pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her you gave her the day off. You know you have a signature that’s really easy to forge? You should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
Place: Somewhere hidden in the zoo.
Time:11:25 am
Have:Hey Rico, You needed me?
Rico: ehy sjadgldyusdascsdk.(Hey Have I dare you to dive in this goo, i think it is.)
Have:...No.
Rico: ucfaucfdsahvfihsdiu.(I'll give you $10.)
Have:OK. :D
(Have dives in goo.)
Have: give me my $10
(Rico regurgitate $10)
Part1
Place:Central Park Zoo(Penguin habitat)
Time:11:30
Have:Hey Kowalski.
(Kowalski turns around)
Kowalski:what is that on you?
Have:I don't know but someone dared me to dive into a pool of goo for $10 and I wanted to know if it's radioactive or not.
(Kowalski scan Have's body and poke the remaining goo with a stick)
Kowalski:Oh Man!
(Kowalski leaded Have to the Lab)
Private:What's wrong with Have?
Kowalski:Someone dared Have to dive into strange goo..That..I..can't figure out...
Skipper: Who would do such a thing?!
(Rico Looked guilty)
Kowalski:Anyway we should go on the day.
(End of part one part two coming soon.)
run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.
