Kowalski Rawks :) (luks cute in dis pic)
S: Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; D: Doris ; M:Marlene ♥ : (love, or kiss)
Skipper is talking to the penguins about a new escape route when skipper notices that kowalski is not paying attention. He just has a blank and depressed look on his face.
S: Kowalski, are you alright buddy???
Kowalski doesn’t answer. A dreaded tear falls from his eye and kowalski wipes his cheek. He gets up quietly and goes to sleep.
S: What’s wrong with him???
R: Blahda gada heda blod shishda??? (meaning: what about that old dream machine he invented???)
P: Rico, your right!!! I’ll go get it!!!
Private gets a small tube and plugs one of the suction cups on his head. He gets the other suction cup and puts it in the tv. He switches the machine and the tv on. They can see Kowalski’s dream. They see Doris on the screen. As we should all know, Skipper mentions that Kowalski likes Doris in Gone in a Flash. Kowalski wanted to be with her. With gray-blue, purple eyed, honey-voiced, smarty-pants doris.
P: It’s…Doris :) He wants to be with Doris :) !!!!
S: Well let’s just get Doris to him!!!!
P: But Skipper do you not understand???? He wants Doris to like him!!!!!
S: But Doris doesn’t like Kowalski, so how does that work???
P: Well my mommy told me that before I was born, my daddy was talking to her and suddenly she liked him. So maybe Kowalski can talk to Doris and get her to like him!!!! Plus Women are suckers for smart guys.
S: Am I smart?
P: Sure :) Why?
S: Because If women are sucker for smart guys, then marlene might like me :)
Private and Rico stare at him weird.
S: Ummm… I mean, Great Idea, Private!!! Rico, wake Kowalski up!
R: (Begins to laugh like crazy) Blachhhhhh!!! (He vomits up a giant wooden mallot)
R: (He swallows the mallot) Blachhhh!!! (He vomits a mallot the size of a paper clip and is made out of plastic) Awwwww!!!!
He goes to Kowalski and begins to lighly hit him until he wakes up.
Kowalski poses for action.
S: Don’t worry my friend!!! We’ll get u a date with Doris!!!!
S: Maybe you need to hear it from someone else...Rico!!!
R: Blachhh!!!! (He vomits up Michael Jackson)
Michael Begins to sing Thriller.
S: I meant a guitar!!!
Rico swallos MJ and vomits a guitar.
Private grabs it and begins to sing.
P: Your havin da blues, nanahnanah, your going so sad, nanahnanah, so we’re going to help u win over doris’ heart, u’ve got to relax sugar blues :)
K: Me and Doris? On a date???? IDK, she doesn’t like me, as you said.
S: Right, but u can get her to like you!!! What would of manfreedy and johnson done???
K: I don’t know, I never met them!!!
S: IDK!!! Kowalski never says those words!!!
P: Well, no one really met them…
S: I guess…
P: Kowalski, just go talk to her you tall, math geek romeo!
The penguins grab kowalski and push him into doris’s pool. He is drowning. Then he wakes up and sees her.
K: What is going on????
D: I might ask you the same question???
K: Sorry, IDK wut happened.
D: Don’t worry about it, I can’t remember the last time I had you visit :)
K: I just don’t know what to talk about when you are here.
D: Well why not???
Marlene walks in without noticing kowalski.
M: Doris you are not going to believe what just happened!!! Skipper smiled at me!! Oh with that charming smile of his :)
Marlene looks down and Kowalski waves nearly bursting with laughter.
M: Oh…Hi Kowalski, you know what I just said, yeah don’t worry about it…or don’t bother telling skipper :)
K: Who knew, you like skipper :)
Marlene walks out, blushing.
D: Sorry about that..
K: So marlene likes skipper…
D: No, she LOVES skipper :)
Kowalski laughs and walks out. He sees marlene run back in so he hides behind doris’s door.
M: So what happened?
D: OMG!!! He totally smiled at me!!! I think maybe he even blushed!!! OMG Kowalski is so cute :)
Kowalski begins to walk away with a big grin on his face.