PENGUINS NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!

Really?

"You didn't see anything!"

Oh. Good to know! (What'd I tell ya? XD)

(^XD) (I know this are 2 quotes but I can't resist! XD)

"Next stop: the Graybar Hotel."

"They take him to a hotel? Well, that would be a lovely home! Perhaps he'll find a mint on his pillow!"

unpummelable....try it. (i'm sorry if this already posted, there are so many of them) XP

(Aww, so cute and naive! :3)

Tel me something else I don't know... something less.. disturbing...

Without mucus, your stomac would digest itself. (XDXDXD)

(^YES! I've been waiting for that quote! XD

*spit take* DO NOT GROSS ME OUT WITH NONSENSE MAURICE!!!

(^LOL! That fits perfectly there! XD)

"Skipper, don't we need... girls for this?"

(^XD Thanks that's why I was waiting for someone to say that XD)

I'm gonna put that in my naive question file Private.

(XD)

"But... But... I NEED MY FISH!"

Ringtail you lunatic!

"Oh the penguins! Well, flappity flappity fa fa fa!"

^ (Is it me, or does that sound kinda... wrong? XD)

Woah! Wiked awkward!

I don't get it...

"YAAAAY!"

*sigh*

"EAT AND BURP, RINGTAIL!"

Oh shut it! I just want the Winkey`s!

Aloooha O?

Oh. A hippie.

(^XD LOL!)

"I told you, man! Nothing makes sense, man! So back off, man!"

No, no, NOOO!!! He's gone, HIPPIE!!!

"FIRE EVERYTHING!"

(^XDXDXD)

Isn't that a bit repetitive? (LOL from the Nick commercial XD)

Hump! And they chose me last!

HIIIIIPPIIIIIIIEEE!!!!

EAT AND BURP RINGTAIL!

Oh. A hippie.

"Like Hot Fudge on Ice-Cream!"

(^XD)

(I know this is a direct quote but I can't resist XD)

Mort makes a lucid point....

(^XD)

"IT WAS JULIEN!"

(^XD Hey 27Kowalski I'mma bout to make you explode again)

I must thank my brain...brain...good job. Oh yes it is nice that you finally have an idea you didn't pull out of your booty! Hey...shut up about the booty. Oh booty booty booty! Shut up about the booty! You shut up about the shutting up! I am not talking to you! Fine! I am not talking to you! Stupid brain!

(*explodes again* XD)

"BE QUIEEEEET!"

(^XD)

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(If you want to hear that part in Italian that's the link: link It's hilarious! XD)

(^*EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* XDXD)

(^^^XD)

"What, That you'll never be a big hit with the ladies?"

...

(XDXDXD That fits perfectly there! LOL!)

"Oh, so now it's hunger strike, too, isn't it? You're not going to get me. You're not going to - EAT THE BANANA!"

(^XD)

GIVE ME BANANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! D:<

"You're pretty when you're mad." XD

(^XDXDXD *dies from laughter*)

And I'm pretty not!

(This forum is absolutly CRAZY! And totally HILARIOUS! XD)

MANGO!!!

(^I know right?! XD)

"Confused!"

(^^I KNOW! That's why I love it so much! XD)

Eh..no! I cannot have 'penguin' for lunch! Gives me the gassies! How about another water bird...Is the beaver fresh today?

(^XDXDXD)

"Has anybody here actually tasted a penguin?"

*raises flipper*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO ONE IS SAFE! THE END IS NEAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO ONE IS SAFE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE END IS NEAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"