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Skipper Punches Hans... In His Sleep? XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Danger Wears A Cape

Poor Miniature Hans. XD

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peacebaby7, WolfHeart23 and 9 others like this

Penguinangel Daaaaww... Isn't that just the cutest thing! X3

Marika_1996 Awwwww! How sweet, and cute, and sweet, and... I have a strange feeling that someoe will soon start posting fanfictions about Hans and Skipper. You know, something like: 'They fit each other' or 'Skans (or maybe 'Happer', idk... ^^) is the best!'. Poor Skippy... XD

skipperfan5431 Awwwww!!! He's soo cute when he's dreaming about destroying his enemies!!!

Icicle1penguin ...Wow Skippy, Work-a-holic? XD

xDark_Angelx Even in his sleep, he looks gruff.

alex333 Me: is he...... Kolwaski: oh yeah punching hans in his sleep Me: CUTE!!!!!!! Private: are you saying that because you are in love- Rico: ohhhhhh Kolwaski: awww Alex likes skipper Me: DO NOT Kolwaski: do to Rico: uhhh Private: don't worry Alex your secart is safe with us Me: alright Skipper: DIE HANS Me and the guys: ? Skipper: you well not take Alex Private: looks like he likes you too Me: *blush*

fox_tamer_113 Awww... He's so cute when he's vanquishing his mortal enemies!!!

MidnightLight78 Aww... Wait, why does he have and sleep with a Hans doll?

Bluepenguin ^Naw, Hans is part of that mobile thing that the other penguins put up so that Skipper would not hear them sneaking out to read comic books. XD

yokaisummoner LOL XD Did anyone else notice that the mobile thing had a Hippie, Blowhole, & Hans on it. & I can't believe that he would have a plushie of Hans.

Bluepenguin ^Lol, the hippie suprised me when I first saw it in the ep, even though he trully hates peacemakers. XD

skipperfan5431 XD! MY TURN TO SHOW MY OBSESSED FANGIRL SELF!!!!!! Me: Kowalski. Has it ever occoured to you that Skipper is uh.....punching a stuffed puffin in his sleep? Kowalski: Yeah.....he's been at it for about an hour, and we can't figure out how to wake him up. Me: I bet I can do it. Kowalski: Bet you can't.*holds out 50 bucks.* Me: Okay. You're on! *walks over to Skipper* Wake up hero.....*kisses him on the beak without Kowalski seeing* Skipper: *Jumps up* WOA MAMA.....*notices the guys are here.* Well...uh..Go away you three, Lilly and I have some business to attend to. *winks at me* Kowalski: Here's your money.....*throws cash on the floor and leaves. Me: Wow, 100 bucks AND a makeout session!? SCORE! *turns around and makes out with Skipper* XD (it's gonna be a looonnnng night!)

imskipper I am not kissing with just anybody! I have my one and only love! She is... Kitka. The beautiful,charming,stronghearted eagle that is my type. But I really love "Kitka". Oooooooohhhhhhh..... Kitka. Hey, why am I hugging a Hans paper doll? If he dosen't leave,I'll give him a real ride! (to jail). But I still choose my military life with my gentlemen.

IluvPrivate LOL!

VampirezLuvluv I luv the way Kowalski is just staring at him.....It's just wonderful!

SummerPoM Skipper: Hans, I hate yooou *punching*

Saori14 Awww...Skipper has a Hans plushie...although it looks more like a cardboard figure to me...Yes I love the crack pairing of SKANS!!! Plus some random BLOWSKI!!!

Number1SkippFan It looks like he's teeling the doll to shut up

peacebaby7 @yokaisummoner: It's not a plushie, he ripped it down from that mobile. I loved that part. Skipper's so cute and funny sometimes. XD

Rirem I remember this episode it's called Danger wears a Cape. The 3 make that so Skipper will not notice while there gone pretending to be superheroes.

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Where I Belong Chapter 3: The Diary

posted by legendary7

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did you sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, you want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at home before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's title becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone by sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would search for clues the next morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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A little sneak preview for my (probably) upcoming fanfiction.... ´Broken Soldier´

posted by ladywhiplasher

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step by step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their home had lost all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.

Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little penguin shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

Lost in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

posted by SJF_Penguin2

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a list of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses next to each translated title, as it appeared on a German television website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

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Private Catches The "Iron-Head" Flu

posted by Bluepenguin

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some tea can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't you have any-
Skipper: Wait, you said your head feels heavy? Do you happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...

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the penguins of madagascar legend of zelda script part 1

posted by anna447

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there you are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke you up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent you with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres more to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

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The Penguin Zone Episode 4: It's a good life Skippah

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: You are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims by weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The year is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, beer mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

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Penguins of Madagascar Mistletoe Kisses

posted by Katie_Kat200

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Christmas Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Christmas Eve. So... what do you wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) Hey guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: Top secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

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The penguin Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' said Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' said a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' said Kowalski. Only two days ago had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Three

posted by krazy4kowalski

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope you enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The dolphin bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

Wolf vs.Otter chapter 1

posted by nookehene

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had given Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski said when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private said anxiously. "Well..."...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation Taco Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it by the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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What is big, gassy and cold?

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Skipper and Julien

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Pink Kowalski

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Nickelodeon Slime Commercial - Penguins of Madagascar

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[DISClAIMER: I do not own this; this was uploaded by ThibaultAnd.] Didn't see this here so...yeah, "Penguins of Madagascar getting slimed. Without watermarks in center and in good quality . Enjoy ;)"

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Stay with me

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Private's gone again.

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Oops!

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It's like being licked by a basketful of doggy dogs.

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