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Just a Fantasy...

added by Lt_Kowalski

Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

link Gotta love the song to go with this photo heheh..

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penguins of madagascar

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egel_0507, thecrazygeinus and 1 other like this

have64 OMG the moon is in the water!!! Just Kidding

Lt_Kowalski It's the reflection.

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do you think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to you talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic music can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that music playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are you all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the next scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: You heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying Orange (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. HEY KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then move back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I said in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do you realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, you seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If you have any other questions you can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the previous day flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue said location. She looked at the clock on the wall next to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an hour early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of you who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank you Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell you who tranquilized you guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably safe distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and friends are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the next mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva you can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his bed and walked into the next room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his next recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, you should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski said lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper said "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene fan you will LOVE her!) And i LOVE my music, so in parts of the article i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope you like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 4: Flight and Sacrifices

posted by BirdG

Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…

Flight And Sacrifices

Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...

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Kait vs Penguins- Pillow fight!

posted by Kait_Wolf

It was a rainy day in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring day ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a penguin and shakes to dry her feathers* You guys, don`t go outside or you will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, you got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...

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BLOWHOLE STRIKES BACK PART1

posted by ally11

(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a day off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark

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Harry potter and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Harry:Alex today is your special day
Alex:fun-sized day
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I love laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex

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Conscience!! pt. 1

posted by have64

Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator Ray and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can you here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who said that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did you invented your Conscience...

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A Week In Death Chapter 4: William's tales.

posted by 67Dodge

"So are you really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," said William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where you see a white light, go to heaven or hell, or be a ghost, or even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," said William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that you are dead, only time will tell, but at least you get it good, some ghosts...

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I will steal your otter chp1: she is hot!

posted by andresandru

Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, you cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he said showing skipper his...

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The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere: Prologue

posted by Katie_Kat200

Don't ask why its called what its called, just go with it. I might need some OC's though. I hope you guys enjoy this or else this wouldn't be a test. There's gonna be all sorts of things happening, including a machine that makes the penguins... human? But only for three days. Anyway, yes Catherine will be in this fan-fic. No, there will not be any Skilene. Yes, there will be some Priverine though (please don't kill me Private fan-girls...) But Marlene will be in this fan-fic, but something about her will change through this fan-fic. So... yeah. I need three OC's for this fan-fic. I need a Skipper...