Female Madagascar Penguin

Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope you all enjoy them. By the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why you would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank you for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...

Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting next to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't move as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...

(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are you in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The penguin in front of him...

Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he said pointing...

Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

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Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat next to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...

This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic animals had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did you manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...

Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the top bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...

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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The Dolphin Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking tea and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I said to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did you ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...

The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do or die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a mouse again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have you ever...

Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope you enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” said Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few more touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now or never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...

Author’s Note: This was requested by link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance by Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫

Skipper: *over the mic* “Did you have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...

Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a table in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever you are or your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...

NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: You kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now you make sure you keep the kids...

"Skipper are you sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey you want to be in at night...for you guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails said nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like you doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't you know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The second guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy said slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the tattoos on their necks,...

Kowalski face flippered, "Now you did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what you got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski said slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...