POM- and theeeeeeeeeeeeen? XD

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XDDDD Blowhole have foot? XD this is SO funny and im SO glad they put the beep , XD

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penguins of madagascar

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julien

dr. blowhole

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Lzk94pzpom i was the one who made this :P

Lzk94pzpom *sighs* im not lieing! >:(

KowalSkip9 ^You did a awesome job! I love it! ^_^

Hijinata lol XD

Lzk94pzpom thanks ^_^

egel_0507 I love it!!!

SummerPoM EAUHAEUHAEUEUAAEAEUH' I ROFLed x3 And then? x3

Kowalski355 @Lzk, omg! well u did an amazin job. its halarious! XD ^.^

carsfan O.O... *Burst out laughing* LMFAO! And theeeeeeeen? XD

ImAnEasel XD The images were well chosen! XD XD XD This is the funniest video I've seen, on here, so far!

penguin014 haha love it!

NoShameHere GUYS GUYS GUYS GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I have that movie. XD

Tressa-pom AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN AND THEEEEN!

peacebaby7 LOL THIS WAS SO FUNNY! I just loved the pause between "Blowhole" & "Skipper" when he said he was gonna put his foot up her *beep* and then he was like ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN!!!! LOL!!!!! XDXDXD

LVPRYDAPLATYPUS ^ AAAAAAAAATTHHHEEEENNNNNNN

Gibigirl My God :D Haven't watched that movie in ages... Seeing it now with Blowhole and Skipper just cracks me up!!!

peacebaby7 ^Oh, goodness, thanks for bringing this back so I can watch it again it's so hilarious, I also love the stupid smiley face they put on Skipper, so random, so funny, oh, please, someone help me, I'm dying here XDXDXD

chaos-ice Oh dear! This is freaking hilarious!!! XDD Can't hold my laughter. Someone, HELP!!! XDD

peacebaby7 @ice: *slaps* You're welcome. XD

chaos-ice Aaaww... *rubs cheek* Thanks pb7 XD

LVPRYDAPLATYPUS 2015 and I still laugh at this like I've never seen the video. XD

Skilene17 LMFAO, I remember this movie. I died when she kept saying " and then" he just got so peeved. ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN!. XD

LVPRYDAPLATYPUS ^ Oooh, what movie was this from? I've been meaning to ask.

Skilene17 @LYPRY: It's from ' Dude, where's my car?', such a stupid silly movie. XD

LVPRYDAPLATYPUS ^ Ahh, okay thank you!! X3

Give me a tight hug chp1: Silvia the boa

posted by andresandru

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he said he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that day he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his bed to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...

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The Great Golden Easter Egg Caper

posted by Colonelpenguin

For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.

A Day Before Easter....
A day before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will you know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No you don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...

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Dad? - Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

One afternoon in the Central Park Zoo, the penguins were watching tv. All of a sudden, the lights went out. "Ahh!" Someone sqealed. "Lilly! It's okay. Im here." Skipper said as he held Lilly in the darkness. She pushed him away defensively. "Hey! That wasn't me! It was Private!" Lilly stated back as Rico puked up a flashlight. He held it to a corner where little Private was shaking his tailfeathers off. "What can I say...darkness gives me the willies." Private said in an innocent voice. Then, as quickly as they turned off, the lights came back on, but the penguins saw something. Something that...

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Switcheroo!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski (in Lilly's body) turned around in confusion, only to see HIMSELF staring back at him. "AHHHH!!!" Cried Koalski and Lilly as they fell to the floor in shock. "H-how is this even possible!?" Lilly asked, poking at Kowalski's gut. Kowalski turned around and looked at Lilly's butt. "Well...that's nice." He said to himself. Lilly promptly slapped him in the face. (XD) "Seriously, how did this happen!?" Lilly asked again loudly, the fear showing in her now manly voice. Kowalski looked on the floor at the burned up device. He picked it up and inspected it's parts closely. Then a frown spread...

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I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The Otter Woman isn't Skilene.

posted by SkipperXLisa

People saw the title card for The Otter Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have you seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...

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the otter woman:the way I want it part 2

posted by anna447

as marlene went back to her home to get ready julion comes.
julion:why heloo to you newcomer my name is king julion lord of the lemers ruler of the ringtails etc etc etc whom might you be?
marlene:my name is arlene.
julion:well since a dance wicth me your king will be hosting I was hoping if you'd be the one to dance with me?
marlene:I'm going with skipper so no thanks.
at midnight the dance had begin.
julion:I still haven't got one who will dance with me.
maurice:ok any gal who does not have a boy to dance with plz step forword.
no gal steps up(bekay and stacy are fighting over privete and marlene...

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Ester: Part 6 (Finale)

posted by Bluepenguin

*Smiles* I will miss you too, Ester.

Skipper: Kowalski!!!

Skipper ran over to the electrocuted Kowalski, whose senses seemed to be in another realm, making Kowalski unable to question his own life or death.

Kowalski's Thoughts: ......What have I done.....

Skipper pulls Kowalski up and starts to shake him, which is not the best idea to try on an unconscious victim.

Skipper: Kowalski!!! Can you hear me?!
Skipper points at Private.
Skipper: Private, go get Rico and my medical supplies!
Private: Right!.... *looks over at Kowalski*... O-ok...

Private slides off toward the habitat, but Kowalski's thoughts gradually return and he begins to...

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Ignored No More!

posted by Bluepenguin

The penguins are working on a new secret operation on protecting the HQ if Dr. Blowhole ever ambushes them. Skipper stands beside an ancient looking projector that shows the defenses that Kowalski will have to create today, and the barriers that Rico and Private will have to set up as Skipper plans the whole process.
Skipper: Ok, so on the left side, we'll add in a electrification fence. 10,000 bolts of sheer mortal danger will definitely stop that bottlenose freak!
Private: But Skippa, shouldn't we put some fence over around the right side of the HQ too?
*Skipper slaps Private*
Skipper: Private!...

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Kowalski!

posted by Amberpet

We see the penguins doing whatever they usually do in their room when Julien comes in)
Julien: Hi silly penguins. Why is there a big present in my kingdom, but you have 3 presents up there?
Private: What?
Skipper: Let's take a look.
(They go up and look)
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We have 3 transfers from the Hoboken zoo and I will bet my left flipper thats the one in the lemur habitat is too.
Private: I wonder if they are girls.
Skipper: That is highly unlikely.
(The penguins inside break down a side of their crates)
Tiggie: Girls! We're here!
Princess: Neat. I wonder if there willl be unicorns...

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his heart pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small penguin feet waddled across the dock,...

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Marlene's Choice Part 3

posted by CoolNala

Part 3 - Love and Imprisonment

005 (Leah) is about to talk to her boss again, courtesy of a web cam on her computer while at the palace.
Blowhole: "Glad to hear from you again, Agent 005."
005: "Yes. And I have new intel on that jewel you were looking into."
Blowhole: "Do tell me." 005: "Well, it's known as the Ocean Jewel. The King didn't specifically say what it did, but, he did say if it went into the wrong hands, the results would be catastrophic." Blowhole: (laughing in a dolphin voice) "Then it must do some pretty powerful things. I must have it. I will assemble a great team of agents to...

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 1)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: The following is the first of three samples I will be posting here of my FanFiction.net writing project “A Skilene-Filled September.” In the project, I will write and publish one short story daily in the month of September 2010 which will explain one possible way that Skipper and Marlene could get together for the first time. My personal writing style has always been to portray Skipper and Marlene as just really good friends and to only “hint” at something more, but I have decided to exempt this project -- and only this project -- from that standard.

On FanFiction.net, a much longer...

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Skipper's Family Here! chapter 1

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER ONE: Long time no see, bro!

It was around 10:00 pm in the New York City. Alice the Zookeeper was standing in front of the kitchen desk, her ears full of classic rock music, shaking her hips in dancing moves and humming her favourite song. She was in quite a good frame of mind right now. The visitors were gone, the animals were fast asleep, the whole zoo area was dead calm and still and nobody would interrupt her. Since she had the whole kitchen to her own disposition she decided to take the advantage of it and prepare herself her favourite meal, Perfetto Deluxe, she hadn't been eating...

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Marlene's Love Story

posted by dsprtpenguin

Our love isn't like a love story,
But I wish it was.

I wish you would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish you said that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every minute I spent time with you.

If you ask me if I love him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about you and decorate my whole wall with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give you half of my heart if you ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...

Lzk94pzpom's facts

posted by Lzk94pzpom

heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im more crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i said that) anyway this is my facts about me and i love my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness penguin girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im more stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if you do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

species:
gender:
birthday:
weapon:
favorite sport:
place:
hobbies:
facts:
fears:

heres mines

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Polar Opposites

posted by Penguin11

My first ever Kico fic! :D
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I sit silently watching Kowalski from afar.
Watching the penguin create is my only redemption from the empty void I call life.
And I sit here, taking in Kowalski with all of my senses.
Sound? His voice melts my soul and sends tingles down my spine every time he addresses my name.
Touch? He was softer than the tiniest down feather of a newly hatched goose.
The touch of Kowalski sends me wild.
Sight? Eyes like the vast ocean, and a black and white body like that of the homeland Antarctica.
Smell? A touch of salmon, some phosphoric acid, salt...

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It needs 2 to love (Kico Fanfiction contest)

posted by LadyPrivate

~ it needs 2 to love ~

This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the heart be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.

Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, singing loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an arrow to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...

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Death and Depression

posted by Penguin11

My hands clung to the blood like Velcro. Had this really happened? I asked myself repeatedly. I would always get the same answer.

Now I walk down the street, with fear on my face that another innocent soul has been murdered. I walk, and I walk. I watch all of the suspicious characters. I pull my hood closer, hoping to seek comfort in the world I now know. I know it is cruel. I keep on walking.

Now I am almost to my apartment. I pray to god to keep me safe. He replies. I walk home unscathed, even though knowing I must walk into the cruel world again. I sit on the couch, to eat a snack, and thank...

A Second Chance - Life

posted by ggreen7295

Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even more depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and love and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a hill toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...

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Operation: Home Sweet Home (Chapter 5 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: HOME SWEET HOME
CHAPTER FIVE
~ A Far, Far Better Thing ~

At precisely 0345 in the morning, Skipper dove out of his bunk to shut off the alarm clock he had set for himself before its noise woke up the others. He had only 45 minutes to prepare before he met with Marlene to take her down into the sewer to hideout from the humans, namely the zoo staff that were tasked with preparing her to be transported to St. Louis.

“I’m gonna need the energy today,” Skipper said to himself as he waddled over to a cabinet and removed four coffee mugs, holding two by the handles in each flipper. “I...