PoM tribute (Happy!!! :D)

Another day had finally passed in the zoo, really wasn't particularily active, barely any children showed up, and all the guests didn't even go to the Penguin's habitat, they mostly wandered about the zoo. Skipper yawned, obviously bored out of his mind and tapping on his bunk, as if he could sense something coming, then drifted off to sleep. A storm had begun, rain began pouring into the zoo, light pattering sounds of the water hitting against the soda cans scattered about. All the penguins were asleep, except Kowalski, he sensed something was going to warn him, a feeling he felt when he built...

"Wh-who are you over there?" asked Private, as the figure approached them. "I am The Digger, a surviving penguin that will cannibalize," said The Digger, licking his beak. "You mean, y-y-you're gonna eat us?!" asked Kowalski in alarm. "Not really, you guys are too thin, say, haven't I seen you around here? Trying to find a way to kill us all?" asked The Digger, taking a grip with his bloody flipper on Kowalski's flipper. The Digger's fishy breath and nasal-sounding voice convinced them that the Digger works in an unclean underground area, eating fish or his own working partners, he wore very...