The Penguins Of Madagascar ~ Loathe At First Sight ~ K I S S I N G

    The realization of reality was like a punch to the face…For the second time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other animals or was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, you really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

(Inspired by the episode: Love Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a sock on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their home was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week ago Rico had lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No More Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private said as he saw Marlene duck behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir shop entrance.

"I...

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up list for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his heart fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene said as he approached...

“If Only”
July 20, 2014

    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the tree branch next to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she said half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....

“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014

    "Come on, please?" Marlene begged.

    "I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are you ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.

    "Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.

    "Why would you get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.

    Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while...

Family 12.17.15

Note: The following short takes place shortly after the four-minute prelude in the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

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Skipper groaned. "I think I'm dying . . . How long have we been floating on this death block, Kowalski?"

Kowalski looked at the position of the sun. "About six minutes."

"Really?" Skipper complained. "It feels like it's been forever!"

The newest, youngest member of the threesome carefully approached Skipper, touching the tips of his flippers together.

"Skipper?" he called softly.

Skipper sat up and looked at him. "What's up?"

The hatchling shifted timidly.

Skipper...

"I guess its hard for someone your age to take in." Blue sighed, "I wanted some more time...But.."

"YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DOLL?!" Private screeched in horror.

"Oh, don't take it like that Private. By making you a doll, you can be adorable forever." Blue spun around so he wasn't facing him.

"Blue..Stop..Please.." Private begged.

"Besides, being a doll gives you the excuse to wear anything you want. What would you like to be?"

'I don't know, Maybe, ALIVE?!' Private thought while inching towards the basement.

Blue turned around and was taken back to see Private inching away. "Private? Where...

Private ran back down the stairs and into the main room and something strange happened. He tripped, and not just because he tripped. He felt as if, someone was grabbing his feet.

"I..Is someone grabbing my feet?"

Then he was suddenly pulled down the floor. He gasped and grabbed the floor and tried to drag himself forward but it kept trying to drag him down, so it was basically tug of war.

"No!" Private screamed. "Its trying to drag me away!"

It was a while before he tugged himself free and sped off. And went back behind the steel door and through some other doors. He came to a room where there...

Private opened the door, "This must be Ami's room..."

He could tell because everything was basically made of ice! Except for that small book- Private swiped it. "Yes!"

He opened it greedily. "Blue, it has been a year since I've come to this house. I'll never forget that day..."

Flashback

Ami curled up, putting her paws over her nose. "Food..Please..."

Blue started to walk past but then he noticed the thin mage. He knelt next to her.

"A mage?" 'She looks cute, a little cleaning up and she would be a perfect subject.'

"Its sad to see someone so down and hungry. Plus you're thin...I'll take you to my...

Private stood up straight, "I'll love my big brothah no mattah what happens."

He sneaked carefully, so the zombies wouldn't see him and went down the stairs that led to the basement. There was a fireplace where a fire burnt fiercely, a picture of the family hanging on the wall, though it was near the ground for some reason. Private started walking over to the dresser in the room when he heard faint crying.

He squeaked, "W..What..Was that?"

The sound faded away as fast as it had appeared. He shrugged then opened one of the drawers to pull out a knife. The one Blue had used to make the flower crown....

Private laid awake in his bed, sighing sadly as the clock in his room struck midnight. He buried his face into his pillow.

"Today's the day...When Kiki went to heaven." He sighed again. "Kiki..." The small bird lifted himself from his bed, "I can nevah sleep when I think about his death.." He looked towards his door but shook his head, "I don't want to get Blue upset.." Private sighed then went to pick up a doll that was sitting on his bed. It was a shape of a penguin and had realistic yellow feathers and bright blue eyes. "I remembah this...Big brothah gave it to me."

Flashback

Blue smiled brightly,...

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"This Valentine’s Day, Nicktoons will air five hours of love-themed episodes in their “Crushing It Valentine’s Day” marathon. Kicking off the event will be three premiere episodes, one each for T.U.F.F. Puppy, The Penguins of Madagascar and Robot and Monster.

Following the marathon, six T.U.F.F. Puppy episodes will remain to be seen. Four episodes of Penguins will also be left to air, as will one episode of Robot and Monster.

The schedule for Saturday, Feb. 14 follows:

2:00PM T.U.F.F. Puppy - “TUFF Love / Soar Loser” (NEW)
2:30PM The Penguins of Madagascar - “Love Takes Flightless...

I have decided to write my own fanfiction, based upon the movie. Be warned, if you have not seen it yet, thee will be spoilers! Anyways, this fanfiction is basically just the movie with several twists. Well, a lot of twists. I'm using the penguins from the show universe, rather than the penguins from the Madagascar movies. Plus, it'll be more intense, more characters, some different conflicts, and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff. They will be posted in Scenes, each scene containing 1-5 parts, but usually 2. Sorry for the long intro thing, here is the story.

First off, there where 3 chicks....

The rest of the month seemed to go by slowly. Kowalski guided Skipper through three twenty-minute sessions a day, and encouraged him with each bit of progress he made. Skipper finally was able to open his feet at full swivel in only three minutes and seventeen seconds. With his improved diet, he started to gain back the weight he’d lost and looked much healthier by each day. For small missions, Kowalski allowed Rico and Private to take care of it themselves; and for the more serious missions, Kowalski would let Marlene continue to stay with him, and Skipper no longer objected to chess or...