Picks Article: Funny Text II

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posted by leuron

Well, following Vanessa example, I decided to do another one of these, let's have fun then. :P write the words, then put them on the text on the corresponding number...

1-Part of body

2-Object

3-Person

4-Number

5-Verb

6-Person

7-Adjective

8-Place

9-Verb

10-Verb

11-Adjective

12-Verb

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(3) was very (7) that day, he/she stared at my (1) for (4) seconds and then he/she asked me to (5) and called me (11). I had to walk around a bit and (10) 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue (6) appeared and gave a/an (2) to (3). I screamed "(12)!!" and went to (8). My special spot, where I like to (9). (3) was always on my thoughts, (5) he/she said... Yeah it's for the best...

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leuron Nicole was very annoying that day, she stared at my nose for 25 seconds and then she asked me to scream and called me perfect. (O.o) I had to walk around a bit and cry 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue vitor appeared and gave a stuffed cat to Nicole. I screamed "stop!!" and went to the bathroom. My special spot, where I like to fall. (fall?? on the toilet?) Nicole was always on my thoughts, scream she said... Yeah it's for the best...

horatiofan5 Nick was very sad that day, he stared at my boobs for 5 seconds and then he asked me to sing and called me crazy. I had to walk around a bit and spin 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Angie appeared and gave a hammer to Nick. I screamed "Sh!t!!" and went to my room. My special spot, where I like to rest. Nick was always on my thoughts, sing he said... Yeah it's for the best... That's interesting!

tushtush Rufus was very thin that day, he stared at my mono brow for 6555 seconds and then he asked me to scratch and called me ugly. I had to walk around a bit and hop 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Rumpelstiltskin appeared and gave a bucket to Henrietta. I screamed "Lubricate!!" and went to Sacred Heart. My special spot, where I like to breathe. Gerty was always on my thoughts, run she said... Yeah it's for the best...

IsabellaAzuria My ex was very sweet that day, he stared at my ass for five seconds and then he asked me to win,and called me interesting I had to walk around a bit and die 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Mario appeared and gave a pen to my ex. I screamed "Say!!" and went to the living-room. My special spot where I like to live. My ex was always on my thoughts... win he said... Yeah it's for the best... haha.. sad. kinda true. but funny idea if it wasnt so serious in my case stared at my ass... yehh... that could have been true loooool xD

hdfanatic Mário was very smart that day, he stared at my eyes for 23 seconds and then he asked me to run and called me lazy. I had to walk around a bit and walk 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Vitor appeared and gave a door to Mário. I screamed "Listen!!" and went to the park. My special spot, where I like to say. Mário was always on my thoughts, run he said... Yeah it's for the best...

Sephisis17 Whatevs nic :P

leuron Run Nic you lazy bum!! :P Hey Vitor where does the door lead to?? o.O

Sephisis17 TO DARKNESS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Roxyn Miguel was very cool that day, he stared at my arms for 4 seconds and then he asked me to forget and called me cute. I had to walk around a bit and bleed 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue catia appeared and gave a ball to miguel. I screamed "drive!!" and went to the beach. My special spot, where I like to awake. Miguel was always on my thoughts, forget he said... Yeah it's for the best...

pollyloveshouse RICHARD was very SMELLY that day, he/she stared at my BIG TOE for 42 seconds and then he/she asked me to SNEEZE and called me SPONTANEOUS. I had to walk around a bit and LAUGH 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue JOSH appeared and gave a PILLOW to RICHARD. I screamed "KILL!!" and went to ICELAND. My special spot, where I like to DROP (??). RICHARD was always on my thoughts, SNEEZE he/she said... Yeah it's for the best...

cocacola KEVIN was very RED-BULLISTIC that day, he stared at my EYE for 17 seconds and then he asked me to DRAW and called me ECCENTRIC. I had to walk around a little bit and BUY STUFF cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue, JAY LENO appeared and gave a DEAD SQUIRREL to KEVIN. I screamed "DANCE!" and went to ATLANTIS, my special spot where I like to RUN. KEVIN was always on my thoughts, Draw he said...Yeah its for the best....

dramaqueen00 lol!

dramaqueen00 NANCY was very LAZY that day,she stared at my TUMMY for 14 seconds and asked me to EAT FATTY FOODS and called me DRUNK.I had to walk around and KISS PEOPLE cause I couldn't belive it.Then out of the blue BARACK OBAMA appeared and gave a MCDONALDS KIDS MEAL to NANCY.I screamed "DIE!" and went to SATURN,my special spot were i like to FLY.NANCY was always on my thoughts,eat fatty foods she said...Yeah its for the best...

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Funny Sign

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Funny Sign

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tails doll scray ;)

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To Pick or not to Pick.

posted by alice_cullen_12

Yes. The title is true. To pick or not to pick. That is my question. It is your job, dear fanpoppers, to answer. After reading this article/guide/storybook, when you are educated picker, decide whether you will fanpick or not.

Pros and Cons of fanpicking.

Pros: Let's you share your opinion. Let's you get out your anger. Has cool icons. Has cool answers. Made by fans, not the government. Not Obama or Corporate America. THE FANS!

Cons:Takes up your precious time. Hurts your head when you think about your decision too much.

Story Time!

There once was fanpicker named Sue. Sue was having an internal...

xoxo

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Words to Live By

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face

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DT-Outsource

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C-B: Whats It All About?

posted by dazl

Real world bullying: we see it everywhere

We all remember it, though we say we don't. Those in school still see it everyday, maybe are victims, or even perpetrators, of it. In workplaces, schools, colleges, sports organisations- this happens in all walks of life, for all manner of reasons.

I am, of course, talking about bullying. We've heard the stories of teens driven to suicide by bullies, people forced out of jobs by abusive employers, coaches victimising players. Tragic stories, definitely.

This is not the bullying I am talking about today. We move, for this soapbox, from the real world to the cyber world. Today, we talk about Cyber-Bullying....

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family guy shares our hatred of smurfs

added by amazondebs

considering the amount of picks on fanpop that are smurf hated related and the amount of users that don't understand why, i think this clip says it all

video

clip

family guy

smuft

fanpop running joke

hatred smurfs

anti smurf

scary comic

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Source: sonic

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Life in Hell

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Source: Matt Groening