Pinkie Pie

This fanfic is a combination of My Little Pony with a movie called Duel. If you have not seen Duel, then you should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did you get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need you to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the list with you in case you forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutes later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...

This is my first article that I'm writing for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to Rainbow Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...

"For all My life all I've wanted to do was to make my friends want to smile true but maybe I was wrong and Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all.

Ill try to get up on my hooves and try a different task. Ill find something new to do.There's got to be more to me than planning a party or two.

Talking:

Oh I remember that one my first party ever !! My whole family was there !! And that's Twilight' s welcome to Ponyville party. She didn't even expect that one !! Princess Cadence and Shining armors wedding sure was special especially once I gotta hold of the music !!!

Singing:
Oh look at those happy...

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It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie Pie:...

Scary stuff
Stuffing my face
Living a trace of life
Blood stained eyes
Horror right before my hands
Here on which I stand
Slender Man, Slender Man

He's coming for you with me
We are both crazy
Love and hate, hate and war
Pinky Pie's here to adore
Come now little children
Heed my call

If you don't, your city shall
FALL.

Rainbow Dash read the slip of paper worriedly. Oh sweet Celestian dammit, she thought, Pinky's finally given in to Slender! She ran quickly to the center of Apple Jack's farm, where everyone was gathered to discuss the town meeting. Project Save Pinkie Pie And Get Out Alive wasn't a big success....