PIZZA!

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

Pizza was originally made as a food for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's more upper class.

How much do you spend on food everyday? If you eat out cheaply, you pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. Pizza seems the same way, no? In fact, Pizza can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if you order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If you buy your own bread and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...