Ash: Pikachu, can you sing?

Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!

Ash: Then start singing....

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuu-

Ash:Shut up.

Pikachu: :c *le sad face*

Ash: You can't sing, end of story.

Misty: Why are you always so mean to Pikachu?

Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.

Misty: *Facepalm* So, you think you can just ra-

Ash: Shut up.

Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...

Ash: I already beat him so yeah.

Misty: Ash Ketchum, you sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets smack cammed by Ash*

Ash: Wait, can you say that more clearer? Oh wait! You can't ya hoe.

Misty: Why can't Nintendo replace you already with a much more nice- *gets smack cammed by Ash again*

Ash: Why can't you get replaced with a less annoying girl ya bitch?

Misty: Ugh, a boy's manners do exist you know!

Ash: A much less annoying girl than you exists you know.

Pikachu: Pikaa! *le uses thundershock on Ash and Misty to calm both down*

Ash: Pikachu, who the hell gave you permission to ever do that?

Pikachu: Pikachu, Pika pi.

Misty: Maybe Arceus told Pikachu to do that!

Ash: If Arceus told Pikachu to plan on doing that we would have seen him before we got shocked, idiot.

Misty: Logic doesn't exist in my dictionary! Sorry!

Ash: Apparently you have no good vocabulary.

Misty: Apparently you have no good sense of humor!

Ash: Maybe your mom was the original idiot, and made you even more idiotic than Team Rocket. ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Misty: Your mom was going to be the original idiotic main trainer who got a Pikachu, but she gave birth to you when she needed to act, and the creator liked you so much they made you the main idiot trainer.

Pikachu: ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Brock: I only thought that you two would be an idiot duo!