ME:HEY Y'LL CHECK IT OUT IT'S SINGING TIME.
KAORU:WAIT A MINUTE DID YOU JUST SAID SINGING TIME? AS IN SINGING?
ME:YUP.
KAORU:NO WAY AM I SINGING.
SAURICE:OH YOUR ARE MOST DEFINITLY ARE GONNA SING, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
KAOU:SO WHAT?I DON'T LIKE SINGING.
ME:OH YOU BETTER SING ,OR I'LL FORCE YOU TO SING.
KAORU:YEAH RIGHT LIKE THAT'LL HAPPEN YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
ME:OH YEAH Y'LL HAVE TWO CHOICES EITHER YOU SING AS A CONSTANCE OR WEAR GIRLY SKIRTS FO' THE WHOLE CHAPTER YOUR CHOICE.
KAORU:NO WAY!I'M NOT GONNA WEAR A SKIRT , BESIDES I RATHER SING A DUET WITH BUTCH.
ME:WELL THEN IT'S SETTLED! A DUET IT IS!
KAORU:THANK YOU-WAIT WHAT? NO!
SIERRA:YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
MIYAKO:YUP.
ME:OKAY ME , SAURICE AND SIERRA ARE GONNA START SINGING INDEPENDENT WOMAN BY DESTINY CHILD READY.
INDEPENDENT WOMAN.
(VALERIA)question:tell me what you think about me i buy my own diomands and my own rings
only ring your cell-y when i'm feeling lonely
when it's all over please get up and leave.
(saurice)question:tell me how you feel about this try to control me boy when you get dismissed.
pay my own fun ,oh and i pay my own bills always 50/50 in relationships.
(sierra)the shoes on my feet i got it
the clothes i'm wearing i got it
the rock i'm wearing i got it
cause i depend on me if i wanted.
(valeria,saurice,sierra)the watch your wearing i'll buy it the house i live in i got it.
the car t'm driving i bought it i depend on me, i depend on me all the woman who are independent
throw you hands up at me all the honeys
who making money money throws your hands at me.
then me and the girls made the poses that destiny child made.
ME:NEXT CONSTANTES KAORU,BUTCH YOUR UP.
KAORU:WHO ME?SINGING WITH HIM? AW HELL NO!
ME:AW HELL YES EITHER BUTCH OR SKIRTS.
KAORU:YOU CAN'T DO THIS THIS IS INSANE(SMACKS FACE)FORGET IT, ALRIGHT C'MOM GREEN BOY.
BUTCH:RIGHT BEHIND YOU BEATIFUL.
KAORU:GRRRRR (WHACKS BUTCH'S HEAD)
BUTCH:OWW.
ME:STOP FIGHTING Y'LL. OKAY WHAT SONG ARE Y'LL GONNA SING?
BUTCH:WELL ME AND KAORU ARE GONNA SING DANCE WITH ME BY DREW SEELEY FEATURING BELINDA.
ME:OKAY GO AHEAD.
TANGO MUSIC BEGINS
BUTCH WEARS A GREEN TANGLE OUTFIT SHOWING OFF HIS CHEST
KAORU WEARS A LIGHT GREEN TANGO DRESS WHICH SHOWS HER BARE SHOLDERS AND HAS A RED ROSE ON HER HEAD.
BUTCH:READY KAORU BABY?
KAORU:HELP ME.
they start dancing
(butch)follow me into my world
let your worries fade
with every step you take
baby what your waiting for
let the tangle take control
feel the music inside your soul
woah
my hand is out just grab a hold
(butch and kaoru)watch the time just fade away
my arms will keep you safe
it's just you and me dancing in this dream
(chourus)whatever you do don't wake me up
i know this feelings real
won't let us stop
no
don't be afraid
take my hand
forget the world
will you dance with me
puedomer baliar fternamente se translation: maybe we'll dance forever.
trust in me
take the chance
feel the tango
dance with me
maybe we'll dance forever (in spanish)
(butch)now i have you next to me me
everything is how it should me
oh yeah
baby don't fight the feeling
we're floating on the clouds
if i could, i,d never come
back down oh no
baby just keep on groovin,groovin
(skipping parts from the begininng)
(butch)dance with me
(kaoru)i'm dancing with with you)
(butch)for this moment in time
(kaoru)my dreams have come true
(butch)my darling just dance with me
(butch and kaoru) for only one night
KAORU:GLAD THAT'S OVER
BUTCH:(STARES AT KAORU'AND KISSES HER PASSIONATLY)
KAORU:WHA-MMMM(KISSES HIM BACK PASSIONIATLY)
ME,SAURICE AND SIERRA:DDDDAAAAAYUUUUUMMMM.
BUTCH AND KAORU GOES TO MY ROOM AND MAKEOUT.
ME:Y'LL BEST NOT BE DOIN' NOTHIN' TO MY BED YA HEARD ME?
SAURICE:WELL BRAVO, THAT WAS SOME PERFORMANCE THEY DID.
SIERRA:I'LL GIVE IT A THUMPS UP.
ME:SAME HERE OKAY WHO ARE THE NEXT CONSTANTENTS?
BRICK:ME BOOMER AND CODY ARE .
ME:OKAY BOYS WHAT WILL YOU BE SINGING
TAKAAKI:WE'LL BE SINGING I WANT IT THAT WAY BY THE BACKSTREET BOYS
BOOMER:WE EVEN MADE OUR OWN COSTUME WITH OUR SIGNATURE COLOR.
ME:AIGHT BOYS YOUS ON.
(brick)yeah,yeah,
you are my fire
the one desire
believe when i say
t want it that way
but we are two worlds apart
can't reach to your heart
when you say
i want it that way
tell me why
(boomer and takaaki)ain't nothing but a heartache
tell me why
(boomer and takaaki)ain't nothing but a mistake
tell me why
(boomer and takaaki)i never wanna hear you say
i want it that way
(boomer)am i your fire
your one desire
yes i know it's too late
but i want it that way
tell me why
(brick and takaaki)ain't nothing but a heartache
tell me why
(brick and takaaki)ain't nothing but a mistake
tell me why
(brick and takaaki)i never wanna hear you say
i want it that way
(takaaki)now i can see that
we're falling apart
from the way
that it used to be
yeah no matter what distance
i want you to know
that deep down inside of me you are my fire.
SAURICE:COOL
SIERRA:I LIKED IT
ME:LIKED IT ,I LOVE IT! BACKSTREET BOYS ARE AWESOME! YOU BOYS DID A GOOD JOB I'M IMMPRESSSED.
MOMOKO:GOOD JOB BRICK (KISSES BRICK)
BRICK:NO PROB BABY(KISSES MOMOKO)NOW YOU GO DO A GREAT JOB BACK THERE.
MIYAKO:YOUR PERFORMANCE MELT MY HEART I LOVE YOU TAKACHAN (KISSES TAKAAKI)
TAKAAKI:THANK YOU MIYAKOCHAN AND I LOVE YOU TOO(KISSES MIYAKO) AND GOOD LUCK BACK THERE.
MIYAKA:YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MY BACKSTREET BOY BOOMIE (KISSES BOOMER)
BOOMER:RIGHT YOU ARE MY CHEETAH GIRL(KISSES MIYAKA)GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SINGING BEAUTIFUL
MIYAKA:OKAY HANDSOME.
MIYAKO:OKAY TAKAAKI I WILL.
MOMOKO:I'LL SING FOR YOU BRICK ,OKAY VALERIA WE'RE NEXT.
ME:RIGHT YOU ARE .
SAURICE:HEY BOSS WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHOURS IN BUTCH AND KAORU'S PERFORMANCE?
ME:OH THEM I JUST PAY THEM TO SING FOR BUTCH AND KAORU'S MIDDLE PARTS SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO SING SO LONG JUST A FEW PARTS.
SAURICE:OH.
SIERRA:WHAT WILL YOU GIRLS SING?
MOMOKO:WELL WE WILL BE SINGING LAST CHRISTMAS BY
SAURICE:GO AHEAD GIRLS.
THE CHEETAH GIRLS
(momoko,miayko,miyaka)last christmas i give you my heart
but the very first day
you gave it away
this year
to save me from tears
i'll send it to someone special
(momoko)once bitten and then shy
i keep my distance
but you still catch my eye
tell me baby
do you reconize me
do you
well it's right here
it dosen't surpise me
(miyako and miyaka)happy christmas ui wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying i love you
i meant it now
i know what a rock
i been
but you kissed me
i know you feel me
again
(let's skip the last christmas thing)
(miyako)last christmas baby you broke my heart
a crowd room friends were tired
out i'm hiding from you and your sonar eyes
oh my i thought you were someone
to rely on
and i guess i was a shoulder io cry on
(skiping the last christmas part again)
(miyaka)
afraid to discuss to find of heart a girl
undercover but tore me apart
now i found a real love you will never fool me again.
ME:WHOO BRAVO GIRLS BRAVO!(CLAPS)
BRICK:THAT'S MY PINK GIRL!
TAKAAKI:THAT'S MY SHABON PRINCESS!
BOOMER:THAT'S MY BLUE BIBBLEILY
SAURICE:THAT WAS GREAT GIRLS!
SIERRA:IT WAS BEATIFUL ABSOLUTLY BEATIFUL SO LET'S GO SEE WHAT THE JUDGES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE PERFORMANCES
ME:NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT LET'S GO THEM (ME,SAURICE AND SIERRA GOES TO MY KITCHEN AND WALKS BACK TO MY ROOM)WELL WHADDYA KNOW WE ARE THE JUDGES.
BRICK:HOLD UP YOU MEAN THAT YOU THREE ARE THE CONSTANTS AND THE JUDGES?
SAURICE:YUP
TAKAAKI:SO THAT'S WHY YOU WERE WATCHING US RIGHT?
SIERRA:YUPPITY YUP YUP!
BOOMER:OKAY QUESTION, WHO ARE THE WINNING CONSTANTES?
ME:GLAD YOU ASKED OKAY FOLKS(OVER THE MICROPHONE)
THE WINNERS OF THIS HERE HERO IDOL CONSTANTS ARE BUTCH YOSHIMORI AND KAORU MATSUBARA!WITH THEIR SINGING DUET DANCE WITH ME WHOO CONGRATS!
SAURICE,SIERRA,BLUESAND REDS:WHOO,ALRIGHT E=WAY TO GO BUTCH,GOOD JOB KAORU,YOU GO GIRL!
SIERRA:HERE'S THE BEST SINGER TROPHY FOR THE WINNING GREENS WHO DOSEN'T SEEM TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
MOMOKO:BUTCH!,BUTTERCUP! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND GO GET YOUR TROPHY!
MIYAKO:I WONDER WHAT THERE DOING IN YOUR ROOM? VALERIA.
MIYAKA:THEIR PROBERILY MAKING LOVE.
ME:WHAT! THEY BETTER NOT BE MAKING LOVE IN MY BEDROOM!(GOES TO BEDROOM).
BOOMER:I WONDER WHAT THEIR REALLY DOING BACK THERE.
ME:(GETS OUT OF MY BEDROOM)AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
SAURICE:BOSS WHAT HAPPEN WHAT ARE BUTCH AND KAORU DOING?
ME:BUTH AND KAORGU AREDF MAAKKA LOVVE IN BEDDDOOME!!!!
EVERYBODY(EXCEPT SIERRA):WHAT!?
SIERRA:SHE SAYS THAT BUTCH AND KAORU ARE MAKING LOVE IN HER BEDROOM.
EVERYBODY:OH.
BRICK:HOW CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S SAYING ANYWAYS?
SIERRA:OH IT'S BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND GIBBERISH AND SPEAK GIBBERISH.
MIYAKA:WELL THEY BETTER GET THEIR TROPHY SOON.
MIYAKO:I'LL GIVE IT THEM.
SAURICE:NO MIYAKO I'LL DO IT.
TAKAAKI:SHE'S RIGHT MY LOVE YOUR TOO YOUNG TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
MOMOKO:YEAH
BOOMER:YEAH BESIDES SAURICE'S OLDER,TOUGHER AND MATURE ENOUGH TO SEE SHE'LL DO IT.
SAURICE:(GOES TO MY ROOM)TWO HOURS LATER(GETS OUT OF MY ROOM)AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
EVERYBODY(EXCEPT VALERIA AND SAURICE):(SWEAT DROPS)
MIYAKA:HOW FAR ARE THEY GOING ANYWAYS?
BOOMER:WHO KNOWS?
SIERRA:OH WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT THEIR TROPHY
WELL EVERYBODY THANK YOU FOR SINGING FOR THE LOVELY AUDIENCE AND WRITING THIS STORY REMEMBER FOLKS WE WANT GOOD COMMENTS ON THIS ONE BYE
REDS AND BLUES:BYE
BUTCHXKAORU:(POKES HEAD OUT OF MY BEDROOM)BYE SEE YA SOON(RESUMES TO MAKE LOVE IN MY BEDROOM)
ME AND SAURICE:THE'RE MAKING LOVE AAAHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!(EACHOTHER)
BRICK:OH BOY.