THE Memorable quotes
~~Sucre: [Scofield watches as a prisoner is stabbed] Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.
~~Wendy (the tattoer): Most guys, you know, for the first time, they start with something small- mom, girlfriend's initials, something like that. Not you. You got a full set of sleeves, all in a couple of months. Takes guys a few years to get the ink you got.
Michael Scofield: I don't have a few years. Wish the hell I did.
~~Michael Scofield: I'm looking for someone... a guy name Lincoln Burrows.
Wholesale: [surprised] Linc, the sink?
Michael Scofield: That what they're calling him now?
Wholesale: Yeah, coz he'll come after you with everything *but* the kitchen, snowflake!
~~Sucre: You see these hands? They're digging machines. You want to go to China? I'll get you to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!
~~Michael: It’s just math.
Sucre: What if your math is wrong?
Michael: You’ll drill into one of a dozen gas lines behind the wall. There’ll be an explosion and we’ll be burned alive.
Sucre: But you’re good at math, right?
~~Michael: I thought you said your cousin was moving in on your girl.
Sucre: That’s my other cousin, but thanks for bringing that up, jackass.
T-Bag to Michael But damn! You look so pretty when you're scared.
~~Michael to C-Note If you think I'm leaving here without my brother, you have MASSIVELY underestimated me.
THE ROMANTIC QUOTES
~~Michael Scofield: You kept it.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Kept what?
Michael Scofield: The flower.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Well, I'm a packrat. I never throw anything out.
~~Michael Scofield: [looks around the spotless infirmary] Yeah, well this clutter. It's... overwhelming.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: You should see my apartment.
Michael Scofield: Woah. We haven't even had our first date yet and you're already inviting me in. I thought you were a nice girl.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last.
~~[motions for Michael to lift up his shirt]
Michael Scofield: So where do you finish?
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Depends on where I start. Deep breath.
[uses stethoscope to listen to Michael's heart beat, and looks up at him. Michael gives her the blue steel and forgets to continue breathing deeply]
Angela West: [suddenly walking in] Sara, we're backing up out here.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Right, sorry.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: I'll go get your shot.
~~Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I am not the animal you think you see before you. I am the laws of karma all come down wrong. Do ya' understand?
Susan Hollander: [shaking her head] I don't.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: What I'm tryin' to say is that... I am the sin of my father.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I am the last in the line of Bagwells. The tail end of the corrupted breed. The Earth, thank God, shall see no more of our generations.
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hello Mrs. Hollander! They say a good woman is hard to find. Well that's true you must be a very, very, very good. Don't be afraid. Teddy's home.
~~Denise: I have never done that before.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Then I guess we were making up for some lost time.
Denise: I have to ask, Sam, are you, uh... are you married or something?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Me? No. What makes you think...
Denise: Come on now. I may be plain, but I'm not a fool. Usually the men I end up with are just looking for something, you know...on the side.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Denise, the only "side" I'm interested in, is the inside. And that place within you...is not plain.
Denise: I have to get back to work.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Do you really?
Denise: I have to close tonight.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: How 'bout I pick you up after? We can have dinner.
Denise: Are you sure?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Denise...I insist.
[after Denise recognises T-Bag from the wanted poster]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: I really wish you hadn't seen that.
~~"What brings you to our fine city?"
~~Michael: Ever been to Baja, Mexico? There’s this great place down there.. 20 bucks a night, hammock on the back porch, beers are 50 cents... 25 cents at happy hour. (Sara laughs). You ever been to Thailand? Thailand’s great…
Sara:Michael,If you're trying to confort me you're doing a terrible job
Michael ( laughs): But I am trying.
~~Sara: What do you want from me Michael?
Michael: I need you to do something for me?
Michael: Wait for me...It won't always be like this,this room, this place.
MICHAEL SCOFIELD QUOTES
~~Pope: Son, it's better for me to owe you one in here than for you to owe me one, I can promise you that.
Michael: I'll take my chances.
~~Michael: P.I pays 19 cents an hour.
Tweener: That's slavery yo!
Michael: That's prison yo!
~~Stop chasing me, cause whenever you get close I'll win everytime.
~~[Michael to Tweener}:'You and I, we're not bros.''
~~Escape is just the beginning
~~Be the change you want to see in the world.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want to get
~~I know how to do it, I just don't have the time to do it.
~~Preparation will only take you so far. After that you got to take a few leaps of faith.
~~Dr. Marvin Gudat: I can promise you nothing.
Theodore T-Bag Bagwell:Story of my life
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hey, Sucre. I got a question about you and the rest of the Mexicans.
Fernando Sucre: I don't think I'll be able to help, seeing as I'm Puerto Rican.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Geographical semantics, amigo. I'm speaking about the general Latino population. How is it that a people so historically lazy ended up being such a big part of the nation's workforce?
Fernando Sucre: The way I see things, it's everyone else that's lazy. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any jobs for the immigrants. The ones sitting at home, collecting unemployment, the lazy ones? It's not us.
~~Guard #1: Take off your pants!
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Excuse me, signor?
Guard #1: I said take off your pants!
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: If I knew you boys partied like this at Sona, I woulda never tried to escape..
~~Bellick:"Where's the money?"
T-Bag:"You wanna know where the money is? I spend it last night on yo mama!!"
~~Michael Scofield: Tell me that's not what I know it is.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
[eats last bit of the map]
Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'd a tattooed it to my body, but I didn't have the time...
~~ T-BAG QUOTES
David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Yo man, this is not good. We got her up in our grill checkin' in on us all the time.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: The boy's right. My hand says "I can't dig". I'll volunteer to keep her occupied.
Michael Scofield: You don't touch her.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Who are you, Sister Mary Francis? I know how to play nice.
Michael Scofield: I'll be watchin'.
~~T-Bag: Hey John, you know actually about Jesus... say hi to him for me, will ya?
~~T-Bag: [to Westmoreland] You know what I can't understand is why somebody like you wants to get out of here anyways. How you gonna survive, huh? The world is all different now, scary. They got computer phones, boobies made out of silicone, you won't know what to do!
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: That picture makes me look like a sociopath.
Sucre & Michael
What's another word for love?
What's the context?
You know, the I love you so much I ain't never knocking over a liquor store again kind of context, except but you know, classy.
(sucre and his cousin)
sucre's Cousin:"The wedding is in Vegas." -
S.C:no, dumbass, the continent!
Michael: Still interested in getting in the P.I?
Tweener: Does my mama got big breasties?
Michael: I wouldnt know
Tweener: Hell yeah she does, and hell yeah I do.