10. Cherry

We just discussed Cherry above. We're a little mesmerized by that dress because it's absurd -- can you imagine actually going to a seamstress and asking them to show in pocket deuces and a couple of dominoes? And why was Cherry wearing roller skates? Had she come out of a time machine from the 50's? Was she a film noir nostalgist? There were plenty of places to go with her character, but WWE didn't bother.


9. Marianna Komlos

Marianna was better known as "Mrs. Cleavage", the wife of Beaver Cleavage. Yes, this was an actual angle in the glory days. After several weeks, the storyline became some sort of intertwined feud with Meat and PMS (the Pretty Mean Sisters, who we'll get to later) that ended with a domestic violence storyline that no one wanted to see. It did reveal the weird morals of The Godfather, though; despite being a pimp, when he figured out that the now-Chaz had attacked Komlos, Godfather beat him up. Apparently, he's the only guy in the company allowed to beat up girls. When her storyline revealed that Cleavage was faking the black eye, Cleavage was arrested, removed from TV, and then released.

Sadly, Marianna passed away of breast cancer in 2004.


8. Nicole Bass

Bass' role with the company was always weird. She was signed from ECW, where she served as one of Justin Credible's managers, and proceeded to serve as Sable's manager. If you're so bad that neither ECW nor WWE will let you get in the ring for a match (and this was back in the days when Sable was the best technical women's wrestler in the company), that's a really, really bad sign. Bass was only in the company for several months, leaving when she filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the Brooklyn Brawler that was thrown out of court.

We can't make that up.


7. Ashley Massaro

Massaro had a lengthy tenure with the company compared to other people on this list, but it's more her ability to fail at seemingly everything she did that gets her on here. She never improved as a wrestler, often blowing spots and suffering multiple injuries when the company had enough confidence in her to wrestle. Her stint on Survivor was abysmal and short-lived, and we're pretty sure she even sold the fewest amount of Playboy covers for any WWE diva. Ashley disappeared from TV after Backlash this year and was released shortly thereafter, claiming that her daughter's sickness forced her to leave the company.


6. Krissy Eubanks

Known as Krissy Vaine, this diva made her debut after two years in WWE developmental on September 28, 2007. She attacked Torrie Wilson for no good reason.

On October 10, 2007, Krissy Vaine left the company, along with boyfriend Ryan O'Reilly, because the two had heard rumors they'd be placed on different shows, which would prevent them from seeing each other during the week.

Love is stupid, everyone.


5. Amy Weber

Weber's a somewhat well-known C-list celebrity who had a cup of coffee with the WWE as a member of JBL's cabinet. She didn't last very long, claiming that the frat boy mentality of the WWE locker room dissuaded her from continuing with the company. We're sure that being put with a gentle soul like JBL helped things dramatically.


4. Joy Giovanni

Weber's foil for the weeks they were in the company, Giovanni became the girlfriend of the Big Show, only to be kidnapped and found bound and gagged in JBL's limo shortly thereafter. As if dating a 500 pound guy wasn't hard enough! Giovanni stuck around Weber left, but rarely did anything and was cut from her contract after several months of not appearing on TV.


3. Ryan Shamrock

Originally brought in with the idea that she'd engage in an incestual angle with storyline brother Ken, Ryan creepily enough started dating "The World's Most Dangerous Man" in real-life. Storyline imitates reality, people. Val Venis picked up Ryan, which became the basis for a Venis-Ken Shamrock feud; unfortunately, she became a casualty of the injuries suffered by The Union (our favorite stable ever) and disappeared from TV. When she came back, she was a member of PMS for several months before leaving the company.

Strangely, despite never really making her mark, she's stuck around in the business, appearing in WCW, TNA, and now in Mexican promotion AAA, where she manages current boyfriend Sean "X-Pac" Waltman and others.


2. Caryn Mower

We love her name, but Mower wasn't much of a Diva. She was much talked about, appearing on house shows and in the dark segments of TV tapings as a fitness instructor who hated that the crowd was full of fatsos. Mower was expected to work with Trish Stratus, herself a former fitness instructor, but they instead positioned Mower with Stephanie McMahon.

All is well, right? Nope -- Mower lasted two weeks and got taken off TV and cut. She's had a successful career as an actress and stuntwomen, but for all the hype Mower got, she lasted two weeks.


1. Barbara "BB" Bush

The real-life Cathy Dingman is number one of this list because of the utter uselessness of her character. She never really spoke. Her TitanTron was just closeups of her voluptuous breasts, which was the whole point of her character's existence. She debuted as an EMT who just happened to perform the Heimlich on Miss Kitty (who herself almost made this list) as an excuse to show girls sorta kissing; after a short feud with Ivory, The Dudleys powerbombed BB through a table and she earned her release shortly thereafter.

Bush is purportedly the ex-wife of Hardcore Holly, which makes us at least have pity on her. But as far as divas go? She was the most useless one in WWE history.