CHAPTER 2
(on plane)
skylar: man dude iam soooooooooo pumped!!!!!
me: yea...me too
skylar: whats wrong?
me: well its just that i had to leave mum all alone...by herself...
skylar: well doesnt she have...that one dude...that guy with the pirm
me: his name is charlie..and its not a pirm...its his natural hair...i dont trust him
skylar: what ever!!! man i cant wait till we get there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooooooo many hott guys!
me: man...i could really listen to madonna right now
skylar: why must you be sooooooooooo negative???
me: idk...i guess cuzzz of what you said in the car
skylar bout you being a virgin???? oh come on you know that i was just joking...you know iam one too
me: WHAT you told me that you lost it to peter in like...10th grade!!!!!!!!!!!
skylar: man how stupid are you????
me: stupid enough to want to come here...iam out of here!!!!!!!!!! (i get up and start to leave)
skylar: oh come on...come back
me: no i cant believe you..ahhhh
skylar: what!!!!!!!!!!!
me: theres ralph macchio!!!!!!!!!!!
skylar: yippeeeee (sarcastically)
me: omg!!!!!!! get me back in the seat!!!! hurry...hurry...hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skylar: ok ok ok!!! calm down...stop pushing!!!
me: (i flop down onto the seat) what the hell is he doing on here????
skylar: guess hes going to L.A. too
me: man....this has just now become the best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(my mind)
i would have never thought that i would EVER feel this way!!! i felt...high
me: man...
skylar: you like him...(giggles)
me: NO!!!!!!!!!!! i just like his one movie...thats all
skylar: whst ever!!!!!!
me: well...he doesnt even know me
rm: hey ummmm mike isnt that charlies step daughter??????? whats her name...althea???
mike: yep ralph i believe it is
rm: man i should go talk to her...
(he walks over)
rm: ummmmmmm excuse me...miss myers???? is it
me: who me???? ummmmmm yes it is...
rm: its me ralph...you know...that hubba bubba commercial?
me: OMG ralph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rm: how are you????
me: iam great...on my way to L.A. for a modeling job...wbu???????
rm: ohhhh you know...just going to chill in the summer sun...hahaha
me: oh hahahahahahaha....
rm: wow you sure did change...you got ummmm...never mind... (he looks at my chest)
me: (i cover my chest up) well
rm: o iam srry....i didnt mean to-
me: its okay!!!!!!!!!!!! iam kinda used to it...
rm: man....i was being alittle bit of a jerk right there...
me: no its fine
rm: hey listen...do you have a hotel?
me: ummmmmmmmmm no i dont own on but-
skylar: he means do we have a hotel room booked?
me: oh...no
rm: well then...meet me here...when we get off and all
me: ok (smiles)
rm: well i got to go back to my seat...you know cause the planes taking off and stuff...but i guess i will see you...ummmmmmmmmmm later
me: yes...i guess you will
rm: bye
me: see ya
( we both smile at each other)
( ralphs and my mind)
man...did that really just happen????????
skylar: ya did it...how the hell do you know each other???????
END OF CHAPTER 2
(on plane)
skylar: man dude iam soooooooooo pumped!!!!!
me: yea...me too
skylar: whats wrong?
me: well its just that i had to leave mum all alone...by herself...
skylar: well doesnt she have...that one dude...that guy with the pirm
me: his name is charlie..and its not a pirm...its his natural hair...i dont trust him
skylar: what ever!!! man i cant wait till we get there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooooooo many hott guys!
me: man...i could really listen to madonna right now
skylar: why must you be sooooooooooo negative???
me: idk...i guess cuzzz of what you said in the car
skylar bout you being a virgin???? oh come on you know that i was just joking...you know iam one too
me: WHAT you told me that you lost it to peter in like...10th grade!!!!!!!!!!!
skylar: man how stupid are you????
me: stupid enough to want to come here...iam out of here!!!!!!!!!! (i get up and start to leave)
skylar: oh come on...come back
me: no i cant believe you..ahhhh
skylar: what!!!!!!!!!!!
me: theres ralph macchio!!!!!!!!!!!
skylar: yippeeeee (sarcastically)
me: omg!!!!!!! get me back in the seat!!!! hurry...hurry...hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skylar: ok ok ok!!! calm down...stop pushing!!!
me: (i flop down onto the seat) what the hell is he doing on here????
skylar: guess hes going to L.A. too
me: man....this has just now become the best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(my mind)
i would have never thought that i would EVER feel this way!!! i felt...high
me: man...
skylar: you like him...(giggles)
me: NO!!!!!!!!!!! i just like his one movie...thats all
skylar: whst ever!!!!!!
me: well...he doesnt even know me
rm: hey ummmm mike isnt that charlies step daughter??????? whats her name...althea???
mike: yep ralph i believe it is
rm: man i should go talk to her...
(he walks over)
rm: ummmmmmm excuse me...miss myers???? is it
me: who me???? ummmmmm yes it is...
rm: its me ralph...you know...that hubba bubba commercial?
me: OMG ralph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rm: how are you????
me: iam great...on my way to L.A. for a modeling job...wbu???????
rm: ohhhh you know...just going to chill in the summer sun...hahaha
me: oh hahahahahahaha....
rm: wow you sure did change...you got ummmm...never mind... (he looks at my chest)
me: (i cover my chest up) well
rm: o iam srry....i didnt mean to-
me: its okay!!!!!!!!!!!! iam kinda used to it...
rm: man....i was being alittle bit of a jerk right there...
me: no its fine
rm: hey listen...do you have a hotel?
me: ummmmmmmmmm no i dont own on but-
skylar: he means do we have a hotel room booked?
me: oh...no
rm: well then...meet me here...when we get off and all
me: ok (smiles)
rm: well i got to go back to my seat...you know cause the planes taking off and stuff...but i guess i will see you...ummmmmmmmmmm later
me: yes...i guess you will
rm: bye
me: see ya
( we both smile at each other)
( ralphs and my mind)
man...did that really just happen????????
skylar: ya did it...how the hell do you know each other???????
END OF CHAPTER 2