Book of Jenova a parody
Chapter 1, verse 1
Path of the plum
A cold room that smells like icing is a room not meant to be entered without a fork to eat cake.
Chapter 1, verse 2
Path of the Apple Bottom Jeans
Our mother has created our divine group of people only to pass on her purpose and knowledge.
Chapter 1, verse 3
Path of the Divine
Our savior, Johnny Depp was sent unto us to rid us of the demons The Jonas and our devil Justin Beiber. He was relatively successful but our devil, Justin Beiber, still plagues with the noise he calls “music.”
Chapter 1, verse 4
Path of Honey
A room with four walls is seen as holy, and beautiful no matter what crappy furniture is in it.
Chapter 1, verse 5
Path of the turtle shell
Those who hate turtles are only angry at their similarities that they too are stuck in the shell of judgment.
Chapter 1, verse 6
Path of the seahorse
Whenever approaching a remnant or Sephy you must approach them head on and stroke only their bangs.
Chapter 1, verse 7
Path of the candy bar
Every chocolate bar is seen as a gift from the goddess , before eating one you must yell unto the heavens , “ Thank you mother!!!!!!! “
Chapter 1, verse 8
Path of the rubber ducky
A rubber ducky is a gift from the goddess meant to protect us while we are bathing from the dreaded Vampire Vincent.
Chapter 2, verse 9
Path of the text
All those who ever quote Justin Beiber and feel no shame after are going to hell.
Chapter 2, verse 10
Path of the Pearl
Tapioca is something that must be taken seriously and savored as it is the food of the goddess and she loves it.
Chapter 2, verse 11
Path of the lollipop
If Rufus ever offers you a lollipop walk away. It’s not the kind you’re thinking of.
Chapter 2, verse 12
Path of the Dub
Never… ever…. Ever…listen to English dub. Unless it is given a thumbs up or is a Final Fantasy Dub.
Chapter 2, verse 13
Path of the trash can
We don’t clean up. … Unless the goddess commands it so.
Chapter 2, verse14
Path of the Puppy
If you ever meet a Zack Fair or Siax ask him if he wants a doggy biscuit. They usually won’t refuse.
Chapter 2, verse 15
Path of the Jashin
Jashinism is a religion that Mother accepts. So you still can practice that, too.
((Finish later ….))
Chapter 1, verse 1
Path of the plum
A cold room that smells like icing is a room not meant to be entered without a fork to eat cake.
Chapter 1, verse 2
Path of the Apple Bottom Jeans
Our mother has created our divine group of people only to pass on her purpose and knowledge.
Chapter 1, verse 3
Path of the Divine
Our savior, Johnny Depp was sent unto us to rid us of the demons The Jonas and our devil Justin Beiber. He was relatively successful but our devil, Justin Beiber, still plagues with the noise he calls “music.”
Chapter 1, verse 4
Path of Honey
A room with four walls is seen as holy, and beautiful no matter what crappy furniture is in it.
Chapter 1, verse 5
Path of the turtle shell
Those who hate turtles are only angry at their similarities that they too are stuck in the shell of judgment.
Chapter 1, verse 6
Path of the seahorse
Whenever approaching a remnant or Sephy you must approach them head on and stroke only their bangs.
Chapter 1, verse 7
Path of the candy bar
Every chocolate bar is seen as a gift from the goddess , before eating one you must yell unto the heavens , “ Thank you mother!!!!!!! “
Chapter 1, verse 8
Path of the rubber ducky
A rubber ducky is a gift from the goddess meant to protect us while we are bathing from the dreaded Vampire Vincent.
Chapter 2, verse 9
Path of the text
All those who ever quote Justin Beiber and feel no shame after are going to hell.
Chapter 2, verse 10
Path of the Pearl
Tapioca is something that must be taken seriously and savored as it is the food of the goddess and she loves it.
Chapter 2, verse 11
Path of the lollipop
If Rufus ever offers you a lollipop walk away. It’s not the kind you’re thinking of.
Chapter 2, verse 12
Path of the Dub
Never… ever…. Ever…listen to English dub. Unless it is given a thumbs up or is a Final Fantasy Dub.
Chapter 2, verse 13
Path of the trash can
We don’t clean up. … Unless the goddess commands it so.
Chapter 2, verse14
Path of the Puppy
If you ever meet a Zack Fair or Siax ask him if he wants a doggy biscuit. They usually won’t refuse.
Chapter 2, verse 15
Path of the Jashin
Jashinism is a religion that Mother accepts. So you still can practice that, too.
((Finish later ….))
Ok so awhile back Michelle(shebird) did this on one of her roleplays as a specific rule for that roleplay. She asked no one to make more than nine post if some in tgat roleplay wasn't on. No one followed it. Including me.
At the time I thought it was a dumb idea, but now it seems like a pretty good one, because there are people who are in rokeplays that can't be on everyday. And becayse of that they get left behind, and have to catch up.
So the new rule is.
12) If someone isn't on to reply to a roleplay don't post more than nine or ten times, so that way they won't be left behind.
Thank you. I hope that everyone trys to follow this rule. (:
-Whinny. (:
At the time I thought it was a dumb idea, but now it seems like a pretty good one, because there are people who are in rokeplays that can't be on everyday. And becayse of that they get left behind, and have to catch up.
So the new rule is.
12) If someone isn't on to reply to a roleplay don't post more than nine or ten times, so that way they won't be left behind.
Thank you. I hope that everyone trys to follow this rule. (:
-Whinny. (:
All the rp people put are dying because everyone keeps putting new one's.Its not fair that the are its like wasting paper.Its ok to put new one's but your leaving the others left behind.If You Want To Let RP's Live Help Them By Repling On them and letting it live untill the story is over.LET THE RP's LIVE!!!
Post oN Comments LET THE RP's LIVE if you want to save them!
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Post oN Comments LET THE RP's LIVE if you want to save them!
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SAVE THEM SAVE THEM SAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
