MAKE ME LAUGH AND YOU GET A PROP!

lol

-MAMA MAKE A BUTTER BISCUIT BABY BABY BONGOS!
-JUST A KNOCK AT THE OLD MONKEY BUS!*TWITCH*
-FLIBBERTIGIBBET MAN IM AS JUXTAPOSED AS THE NEXT HAMBURGER!
QUOTES BY KOWALSKI
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR

I'll try....

link all you need!

I've been dying to use this funny icon I found on livejournal somewhere, and I see you like Fringe (I cheated and checked your profile)... Olivia's expression cracks me up, what do you think?

bed looks like an actual bed. XD

ok heres a joke.....

two atoms are talking

1 says i thimk i lost an electron

the other says are you sure?

positive


lols i luv that joke

oh and hers a pic

Hey i'm nikky and i like watermelons because they have water in them! if u want to talk to me you'll have to come back later because i'm bussy...so bussy i can't even eat anything....if u think i love animals your wrong because i hate them, because they annoy people....i live in wonderland with my pets, fidley and didley and they are very playful....I use to be the president but some dude had to replace me because there was a rumor that i was a wolfpire....horror movies are cool so if u hate them then suck it!!...one day we're all gonna get very, very old........then die! so eat all the chocolate u can!!


and remember.....pickles are people too!!

I take no credit for this; I'll type the txt cos it's a bit hard to read.
Buffy 1: 'Angel, you're dying! You have to drink my blood!' 'NOOOO I'LL HURT YOU!'
Twilight 1: 'Bella, You're dying, I need to drink your blood' 'OH GOD DO IT!'
Buffy 2: 'This slayer blood is DELICIOUS!'
Twilight 2: 'This Bella blood is DELICIOUS!'
Buffy 3: 'I must GTFO her or she'll DIE!'
Twilight 3: 'Edward. GTFO her or she'll die.' 'Om nom'
Buffy 4: 'You almost killed her.You should probably GO THE F**K AWAY NOW.' ':('
Twilight 4: 'You almost killed her! Please go in and be right by her side. ':D'

no

How do I know if you actually laughed or not?

This is from the website It made my day. I thought this was funny.

im not very funny but i wil try-these are some GIR quotes(invader zim gir)
(picks up a heat beam and his arm explodes)YAY IT BURNS!
lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!
HI BABY!!!
aww, i wanted to explode...
where did the last pigy go?
YEAAAAH IM GUNNA BE SICK!
why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG??
im gunna sing the doom song now! doom doom doom doom doom(6 months later) doom doom doom doom doom the end!
i wanna be a mongoose dog!
i luv them little tacos, i luv them good
but i need tacos, i need them or i will explode-that happens to me sometimes...
i dont wanna-OK!
leprechaun!
but if the big sploding goes all bad, wont it be all bad WAAH(zim hands him a lollipop and he shuts up)
GASP! its got chicken legs
the plug thing! its not plugged!

Ok i think thats enuff gir quotes-view 75 at this link!link

IM A STUPID WEENIE HEAD WHO PICKS BOOGERS OUT OF PEOPLES BUTTS!!!OMG!!!MY BROTHER FARTS THREW HIS BRAIN!!!!!!i dont drink water,fish pee in it.
PICKLES TASTE LIKE CACA!!(u know,unless the judge likes pickles,then there great)YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT BATTERIES IN HER BUTT AND SAID,"I GOT THE POWER!!!"hobo snot tastes like pizza,mmm!!! jnvffn
hhgfvjfhsdrhk fhyebkj hfrskjcfhgjk.guess what
jnvffn hhgfvjfhsdrhk fhyebkj hfrskjcfhggjk means?
PICKLE CHEESE HOBO SNOT LEMON-LOVER PEE-PEE BRAIN!
(p.s.dont comment negatively,i know im not that funny,im more cut out 4 a random contest,anyway,
pleese dont hate,alos,remember 2 eat nickles,yell at the sky,and hang out with hobos who like peanut butter,not chocolate!! Peace.

hahaha funny

Brawl Taunts!

This is pretty funny i guess

LOL

I have developed a new theory on dinosaur extinction.

They say there was that meteor...Or it was the Ice Age...I forget the scientific facts, but no matter. My theory is much more plausible.

Barney showed up and they all committed suicide.

Here.

Watch this video.