"Boner, catch this disk." "Boner, quit humping the neighbors leg." "Boner, stop peeing on the lawn."
This way when you loose your dog you can yell "Boner!" without looking peverted.
Also, if the dog runs away a lot and it is female, you can name it Virginity. When asking people if they have seen your dog you can say, "I lost my virginity and I can't find it."