Why did Big Bird cross the road?

To rape Elmo on the other side.. C8

To get to the other side?
To make out with Snuffy??
To kill a maid???
WHY????

Because he's stupid.

No one would tell him how to get to Sesame Street.

So he had to figure it out himself.

he did it because he was feeling like it and he is probably annoyed why people are asking other people about why he did it

To get to Sesame Street? Hopefully to get as far away from me as possible. Big Bird scares me.

To get my peanuts.....im serious *is fighting the bird for the peanuts* gime that u fu*king bird!!!!