-Put your photo in their sandwich
-Skydive onto their roof
-Follow them around like a lost puppy
-Carve your names into a tree, take a picture of it, and plaster it all over Facebook
-Say anything over the internet
-Lie down in front of them in the hallway and refuse to move.
Don't ask me for advice, I couldn't get anyone to like me if I got a face transplant, legal name change, and moved to Europe.