How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could?

i found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb!

A wood chuck could chuck as much as wood chuck's chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

a wood chuck could chuck a thousand pieces of wood a minute

That last "could" needs to be "wood."

and none.

as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck...could?

... wat was the question?

Wood.

I think the more important question is...why would a wood chuck be chucking wood when it can chuck something else much more interesting? ;D

I think you meant
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I think as much until he'd say; If your tackle tackles my tackle then my tackle tackles your tackle back.

All of it...

After whole minutes of extensive research, I have come to a conclusion. Let's say the Wood chuck is W, and the wood, D.
If W chucks D at an aproximate twenty three logs per hour (logs being two feet in diameter, seven feet long, 134.17 lbs.), then in one day (being about seventeen work hrs. for W), it would chuck an aproximate 52460.47 lbs of D in one day. Now if we were going for a whole week (six days, W don't take off Sat.) then it would be 314762.82 lbs. of D.
Simple logic.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??

ALL OF IT

HIDH

*chuckles*

Chuck Norris?

Wood chucks can't chuch wood gosh people get your facts straight

I don't know. Ask Geico.