if talking to yourself means youre smart,then i must be a genius.

If that quote's true, I'm smarter than Albert Einstein.

I can't think of any quotes I've made up right now...

Mine is:

Trust is like an eraser it gets smaller and smaller with every mistake (C)

Dont take it or Ill take urs

Does talking to inanimate objects count?

If it doesn't make sense then it must make dollars =D

Most of the quotes that I come up with are... "dark" and "creepy." ._.
Oh well it's worth a shot. XD
Ima post a couple of 'em... :I

The only thing that sets Heaven apart from Hell is a rusty old barbed wire fence.

Bury me alive and confiscate my soul, for darkness if the brightest thing that I will ever know.

I am done and I am still completely on my own, but I know that I deserve to be buried all alone.

Why so quickly does spread words of hate, when words of love are only heard when life has arrived too late?

Imagination is life's creation~

I make no sense OR cents.

Sometimes, you're the one who just wants to watch a man burn. Sometimes, you're the unfortunate man burning. But on an occasion less rare than one would think... you're both.

believe your are set apart to be greatness, and you shall achieve more than your vast mind can ever begin to comprehend ._.

I don't really have any, but one I, literally, just came up with is:

"Life is like tossing a baseball with your dad. At first you keep dropping it, and then you get better. Then, you get hit in the nose."
- Sandfire_Paiger

Please give me credit. And, if this has somehow already been used, let me know.

I do not know if I made it up but here goes X3

When I fall I better learn to fly and fast.

Everything is awesome to at least someone, so be nice about what you don't like or GTFO.

...Subtle, I know, but you know it's true. u3u

My quote: "Wtf are you smoking and where can I get sum". BTW, this belongs on the quotes spot..

"If my words offend you, I would strongly recommend self-fuckery."

I've made this up some time ago :P It's more like a joke... (find it funny or not)

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say in a room full of women?
- "Your clothes... give them to me!"


(People who watched the Terminator will know what I'm talking about)