your favorite yo mama jokes? :)

rule #13 states: yo mamma is dear

American Dad expert:

Steve- "I don't tell 'yo momma so stupid' jokes. I tell 'my momma so stupid' jokes. For example, my momma so stupid that I don't tell 'yo momma so stupid' jokes, I tell 'my momma so stupid' jokes."

Why is it that every time this question is asked I'm ALWAYS on my iPod where I can't embed videos?!
-Insert the Yo Momma joke battle clip from te Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy here.-
ALL OF THOSE.
And only because that show is awesome.

Yo mama jokes are stupid. -_- Anyone over 10 is too old for those.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own area code.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mamma's so fat she didn't know she was pregnant.

Yo mamma's so fat she wore a blue bathing suit to the beach and the whales started singing "We are family! Even though you're bigger to me!"

Yo mamma's so fat if you yell into her belly button you hear an echo.

Yo momma so ugly that when she look in the mirror her face shattered lofl

Yo mama's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

yo mama's so fat when she went to the bathroom she flooded the house

Yo mommas so poor she licks other people's fingers at KFC

Yo mommas so old that when she was in school there was no history class.