What would you do if you were Batman?

Drive around in my bat mobile going dun nunununununununununun uh nunu BATMAN BATMAN! at full volume out the window

we would fight crime then go shopping cuz Bruce wayne is loaded.

It would suck to be batman.

Theres this guy at my dad's work whose last name is Batman....

Batman is the bitch at my dad's work XD

So, it would suck to be batman...because i'd have to work and be everyone's bitch.

ID BUY A GIANT SWIMMING POOL!!!!!!!!!!

Spend my money on anime & yaoi and kick some ass

Fight crime while this song plays. ^^

the first thing id do- "I'm batman...." XD

I'd say: I'm Batman, shhhh! X'3

Hang out with my buddy Superman.
Play with my belt thingy. Really how much stuff can you fit on it?

First I'd fangirl over Robin/Nightwing....

Then I'd scream, "Du nu nununununu BATMAN!" while running around Gotham~

Interesting answer: I'd hit on the female superheroines he knows. Especially since most of them are hot. (Namely Wonder Woman and co.)

Humorous answer: Run saying the batman theme song to everyone I knew. XD

Serious answer: Act like batman himself. Because that'd be awesome.

sing NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ME!!!

Probably the same thing Batman does, save people and stop crime. Not really much point in doing anything else, otherwise you'd just ruin the idea of Batman, who is the man. Pretty much one of the best heros of the Justice League. And he's effing intelligent as well.

i'll fly high

I'd probably go around to random people and say in a deep voice: "I'm Batman." Then disappear, right as they turn around, JUST to piss them off....
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