EVERYONE REMAIN CALM I AM A FIRE MARSHALL

hello folks fire Marshall Phill at your service!
Now I am gonna show you some hazards and how to get away from it!
Op I see one right now! LET ME SHPW YOU SHUMSING!
Say your carrying this ice cream your about to lick it but then someone says "LOOK A HIPPO EATTING A TREE" *looks to at a. Random direction* and all of a sudden you can't see where your ice-cream went and SPLAT *makes the ice cream go into someone's eyes* someone gets hit by the ice cream
Oh another typical hazard! LET ME SHOW YOU SHUMSING!
Your trying to fix a computer but then you decide to cool your feet into this bucket of water *standing in a bucket with water* you grab one piece of the computer and then *gets shocked by the cord then smoke appeared and there was a big hole*