sooo....whats your fovourite saying?

"This machine is broken! I didn't win anything!!"
"That's because that's the jukebox."

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over

Hey now, hey now, when the world comes in

They come, they come to build a wall between us

We know they won't win.....

sorry i am in a great mood for songs :D

'Oooohhhh!'

'Hm, hm, agreed,'

'Stalkerlicious,'

'Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table and then we're gonna eat it!'

'Keep calm and brony on,'

'I can do that in ten seconds flat,'

'Mathematical!!'

... And others :)

Life is too short

To wake up with regrets.

Love the people who treat you right &

Forget the ones who don't!

Believe that everything

Happens for a reason.

If you get a chance - take it

If it changes your life - let it

Nobody said life would be easy

They just promised

It would be worth it

By: Unknown

AND

Its easy to tell a lie to others,

But it's hard to admit the truth to yourself

By: me

i don,t give a
i don,t give a
i don,t give a


*sorry i forgot*




oh!remember this is called shit or if you want you can say fuck

Long Hair? Don't Care.

"Friends are like stars, they come and go; but the ones that stay are the ones that glow." - Anonymous

"Love can be magic but magic can be an illusion." - Anonymous

"You are a disgrace to humanity!"

"If you told me you were going to jump off a cliff, I wouldn't jump with you. I'd be at the bottom to catch you." - Anonymous

No one is worth your tears and when you find someone who is, they won't make you cry." - Anonymous

"True friends stab you in the front and back." - Anonymous

Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow and you find out that the leprechauns booby-trapped the pot of gold.

I am pure at heart, it repels the dirt

Usually I am remarkably good natured, try me on a day that doesn't end it 'Y'

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it?
And God help the poor bastered who decides they want to take a bath with that duckie"
said by Jace. City of Bones.

"That does it" said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year". "Why?" Isabelle asked.
"So you can look up 'fun'. I'm not sure you know what it means".
Said by Jace and Isabelle. City of Ashes.



"We came to see Jace" Clary said. "Is he all right?". "I don't know" Magnus said.
"Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?".

A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.

Revenge is sweet...CUPCAKE!

Got it memorized?