what was your most embarrassing moment so far?

Not being able to think of my most embarrassing moment.

I had a claustrophobic attack in a mall bathroom... So I was 'personally escorted' (READ: thrown out) Of the mall, kicking and screaming.

My friends Latisha and Jessica were asking me a bunch of "Would You Rather" questions, and knowing the two of them they were all extremely awkward. And, knowing me, of course they all concerned Death the Kid.
So one of them, Latisha, asks me "Would you rather see Death the Kid in a corset or a bikini?" Or something of that nature...
I was all flustered, neither of them would accept "neither" as an answer, so I looked at Latisha and said "I'd just tell him to TAKE IT OFF."
I said the "take it off" portion loud enough to where everybody heard it, and everybody looked at me...


We get stares at lunch all the time, I mean I'm a neurotic OCD freak with toll-ish friends, so break downs and yelling is a common factor at our lunch table, but that was probably the most embarrassing, hilarious, and unforgettable time something like that has ever happened.

In 5th grade
My friend always dropped her orange juice CONSTANTLY.. But it was always like a little drop on her thigh or on the floor. And I'd be like "Hah! Klutz!!" and make fun of her and stuff..
So one snowy day, I was eating and stuff.. then i got my orange juice and it spilt all over my pants [in the crotch area]
It's on the floor Y Todo!
I have only one jacket to use, and my friend has two. I wrap my jacket around my waist and plead to my friend to give me her jacket, but instead she gives me her vest. So when it's time to go back to class, we walk outside to get back to class. and it's freezing, my pants are wet [from the orange juice].... but we all had a good laugh about it...... a few years later .___.

#KarmaToTheExtreme

This happened only like 2 hours ago maybe

So I was on Tumblr and followed this guy WHOSE URL I AM NOT GOING TO POST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN who ships DirkJake. So he started making a lot of posts about the ship and joking around. So in this RP forum on here which is more of a chat-with-my-friends-and-sometimes-RP forum, I posted the link to his Tumblr and said "I don't think he ships DirkJake," and I was being sarcastic, of course. ANYWAY apparently my friends clicked the link and the guy apparently has this thing that lets him see where the visitors to his page are coming from. So he saw that they were visiting from the link I posted and clicked it, and then saw my comment. And he thought I was being serious and that I thought he was just making fun of the ship SO he screencapped the Fanpop post and posted it on his blog saying how he wasn't joking and how he really actually loved the ship. And this guy has like 2,500 followers. So my name was there and when I saw he posted it I was like "HOLY SHIT GFJVBCRGERHVBG OH MY GOD WHAT WHY" and got EXTREMELY embarrassed. I sent him message on Tumblr saying that I was actually joking around and stuff and that I know he ships it, but still, I fucking DIED.

Grade 4.

Okay. I was sitting to the guy I really liked, I happen to STILL like him. Every day he needed to use my rubber or white out. Anyway, I always would let him, because I loved him so much. Anyway, one day, he was grabbing it and it was bascily in the hand. So he went to grab it, and bascily ended up holding my hand. I was so dumb back then, and didnt even see that I was holding his hand.

I was holding his hand until the teacher came around and went 'Awww' and I had no shit what she was going on about. Untill I looked down and saw that he was holding my hand. I was yelling LET GO! But of course, I didnt since I liked him so much. But he didnt, finally he did. The next day he was always asked for my rubber.
THANK-GOD he's forgotten.
I told my friend for the first time a week ago. She thought it was the cutest thing ever.