"I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, we just found out that our friend(insert prank callers identity here) has cancer. He/she only has 2 weeks to live! Waahhhh*tear of laughter*
posted over a year ago
I mean this in no way an insult or anything of the sort to cancer patients....
Answer phone and go:
Hello this is (insert your name here) I am not present at the moment so please leev a message at the beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *doin endlessy until they hangup*
Hi, do you like Pie? I love pie. Especially mathmatical pie. You know, like 3.14159265358979..." Then go on listing the very-big amount of Pi that I memorized for some reason.
Oh!! It's you!!!
Well, I haven't heard from you for ages!! Oh, just a second the cat fell in the iPad bath again...
Ok, I'm back!! Eeee, did you hear what our Stacey did at the weekend?!? Well, I'll tell you, she was at the fourth cow across the road from Wensleydale the carrots house, and she flipped the dog over!! Well, it started clucking, the cat was mooing and everything went to pot!!!
*gasp* did I tell you about-*prank caller hangs up*