What's your reaction if in the middle of the day suddenly an old granny shout at u:"hey as*ho*e!"

I pull my WTF face and slowly walk away...

WELL YOUR A BITCH!!
granny: EXCUSE ME?!!! *hits with cane*
me: true story

Tell her to go home and then go back to listening to those awesome moans. Uh,I mean...awesome music! e.e *hides in my box of shame*

"Yes, officer. It was that lady over there!"

i am not an @$$hole. just a human being that smells like one. now one thing, LOOK BEHIND YOU GRANNY! oh, too late....DANGIT FLIPPY STOP STABBING PEOPLE! no, don't pull out that gun! if you shoot me I'll //shot 9000 times//

i would say 'what the hell, lady?' and walk away. she'd be probably still shouting.

I'd burst out laughing,even though she was referring to me as the "a**h***".

Flip her off and walk away.