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VoicesInMyHead said:
Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Adam and Eve!
wantadog said:
*Mother walks in without me knowing*
YO MAMA SO FAT!-...
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*He was never heard from again*
girsmurf22 said:
I kinda hate these jokes,but this one just makes me chuckle a bit.
"Yo mama's so stupid,she sat on the TV and watched the couch"
randomgirl3000 said:
Yo mama's so old, Harry styles would'nt even date her.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
Yo momma's so old she still owes Moses a quarter
legend_of_roxas said:
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck....
Wait o.o
Panda-Hero said:
Yo mama so slow she still uses yo mama jokes
Mindless_Luv said:
YO mama so poor when i went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back. :)
ilovepokemon3 said:
Yo momma so fat, Ash Ketchum mistaked her for a Snorlax and tried to catch her!
serenarandom said:
Yo mamma so hairy big foot tried to take a picture of her
chillyneon said:
Yo mamma so smart she didn't ask stupid questions
hgfan5602 said:
Yo mama looks like Voldemort!!!
90sfan said:
I saw on @ChocolateGuy123's wall he did a funny one:
Yo mama so stupid,when she bought a jigsaw puzzle she returned it for a refund because she thought it was broken.
Here are mine: Yo mama so ugly,when she walks into an ugly contest people would say,"Whoa,whoa,whoa!No professionals."
Yo mama so stupid,she confused the sink for the toilet.
Yo mama so thin,when a gust of wind blows by it takes her with it.
SaveWord_Apples said:
Your mama's so fat .........................................................................................................................................................................................that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
springely said:
Yo momma's so fat, she made an email account just to eat the spam.
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