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hermione4life said:
I have an immortal magic genius rubber chicken that lives in the Unicorns closet. His name is Rupert and he likes the oboe. No lie.
OK, let me explain: The Unicorns closet is the storage closet full of costumes that the theater department uses at my school. The label on the side used to say Uniforms, but some of it faded away and somebody took a Sharpie to it and now, the label says Unicorns. I was in a play and I went in there and I found a rubber chicken and I was just like, "OK, it's mine now. His name shall be... Rupert." And then, later, this guy who was in the show with me comes in and tries to KILL Rupert! So I just go, "Haha joke's on you Rupert's immortal." So now, Rupert HATES that guy, and whenever I passed him in the hallway or whatever, I would say, "Rupert hates you." And he would go, "No, Rupert LOVES me." And I'd just say, "No, you don't know what he thinks, we can communicate telepathically because we're both MAGIC and you're NOT." And then, another time, I was talking about how he tried to kill him, and I said, "even if Rupert wasn't immortal he never would have had a chance. Rupert's a genius." Rupert's favorite color is orange, his best friend is Timmy the music stand, and his girlfriend's name is Rupette, whom he met at a convention for immortal magic genius rubber chickens who love the oboe. (long story)
You said type something random about yourself. So I did.
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