what will you do if i slap you for no reason?

Slap you back

Use my MMA tactics on you. What else?

I'd break your face mate

Dood, you probably don't want to, I have a terrible temper and I'm always packing.

i would slap u back, just like if someone at school kicks me i kick them back

slap you right back

Punch you in the nose probably. Unless its some weak ass slap, then I guess I'll just ignore it.

Punch/slap you. Or if it's extremely weak. Laugh at you,insult you and then ignore it. If you attempt to do it again i'll grab you hand to stop you from slapping me.

Damn everybody be answering they'd retaliate back or smth :v

I'm p weak physically so i have my ways when dealing w/ these things.
I'd either yell out "sexual harassment" if it's in public or just use some pepper spray if no one's around.

After you slap, I would ask "what was that for and then ask I'd there anything you want to talk about?"

Sir, at first, let me begin by saying that I shall wash my face and then followed by, simply percuss your balls with full strength.