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TheLefteris24 said:
Not that I would really like to destroy the World but I have always been fascinated by the concept of an Apocalypse. There are quite a few ways I have imagined but I'll go with that one. This is how it is going to go down, people:
1. First, spend at least a year learning to control the basic Elements of Nature. Once you attain Mastery over them, move on to the next phase.
2. After that, you will need a drill. That's right, a drill. One that should be able to PIERCE ITS WAY TO THE HEAVENS! (Don't ask me where to find that. Not everything in Life is given for free).
3. Once you find yourself there, challenge in Mortal Kombat (See what I did there?) those who are in charge, one at a time. Defeat them, FINISH THEM OFF and you will consume their power, attaining Immortality and total Supremacy over their Armies.
4. Next stop is Hell. Do not worry. No need to die. You can use the aforementioned Drill in this case as well. Launch a full-scale attack on them and conquer their Realm. Capture their head figures and execute them. That can work to set an example to the rest too. Anyway, they will have no choice but to follow you after. You will have finally elevated to the Status of the Purgatory Overlord. The one who resides over Heaven and Hell and controls the weight of Life and Death.
5. Cause Natural Disasters to occur over the World. Both of your Heavenly and Demonic followers can provide assistance. Inspire fear, terror and make it so all of Humanity has come together.
6. Now, this is the fun part. Assemble your Army and invade the World of Mortals. Simply burn everything to the ground. You have all kinds of Supernatural shit at your disposal after all. No need to overthink it. For more motivation, it is recommended having Music from ''Two Steps From Hell'' playing into the background. That will boost the morale. If you would like, you can let a small group of People survive to give them a false sense of Hope. That is going to make things even more exciting after.
7. Provided you have decided to spare these People's lives after all, withdraw your forces and simply bind your time. Let them try to rebuild what they have lost and regain their strength. Of course, you can still terrorize them from time to time so they can stay on alert.
8. Send a Spy of yours to infiltrate their ranks. One that will provide you information over their movements but will also inspire them to the point of actually fighting back against you. Send your followers to engage them in combat. Let them gain some victories as a way of lifting their spirits.
9. Fake your death. Yep. Show to them that you have fallen in combat. Being caught in an explosion is a preferable way to do that. Most won't question anything when it comes to your remains. Keep a low profile until the right time.
Since Fanpop is being a bitch again, the final Phase is inscribed in the Comments...
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