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4vonlea said:
Pretty much all of my dreams are very strange and incomprehensible, but there is one that's stuck in my mind over the years. This dream just had a very silly aura about it. Okay, so there I was walking into a grocery store, pushing along my shopping cart and everything all casual-like and wouldn't you know, I discover that everyone working there, the employees stocking the shelves, the cashiers at the checkouts, the employees mopping up the aisles, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴!! How do ya like that? These alligators were mimicking human behavior and everything, like walking around on two legs, wearing shirts (no pants, though,) they even all wore name tags. Now, one would think that this would be very alarming to anyone, to say the least but I remember not being perturbed about it at all, as if visiting a grocery store run by a bunch of highly evolved alligators was a daily occurrence. I just felt totally nonchalant about it, so much so that the next thing I know, I'm strolling up to one of the employees that were stocking shelves, I think his name tag said 'Rhett' or something. So, I ask this guy, "Hey buddy, you know where I can find the shampoo?" and you wanna guess what happens next? This Rhett guy doesn't say a single word, he just straight up unhinges his jaw like a snake and gobbles me up whole. I mean sheesh, talk about crap customer service. What happens next, you ask? Oh nothing, just a damn alligator 𝘶𝘱𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳!! Apparently with a force so strong that the entire setting changes completely. I mean seriously, the next thing I know, I'm floating in space surrounded by stars, and out of fuggin' nowhere, I shit you not, this large star starts speaking to me in a voice that sounds just like Patrick Stewart's. So this Patrick Stewart star starts saying things to me like, "Heed my words and I shall promise you everything you desire." and "Join with me, become an ally in my army and together we will create debauchery and anarchy in the world that will bring about the age of a new revolution." All the while, I'm floating there, nodding my head and pretending to listen, silently fretting over the thought that I'm never going to get that shampoo that I wanted. So then the star asks me if I was even listening to him, I lie and say yeah, he then asks me what should be the first course of action on our agenda, I tell him that I could go for some ice cream, he says cool, and just like that, the both of us are at Cold Stone creamery. I'm sitting at a stool with cookie dough ice cream and the Patrick Stewart star is sitting next to me with mint chocolate chip. So then, well, I don't know, I think I woke at that point. So yeah, I'm sure others have had trippier but this one just gave me a real what-in-the-actual-fuck, almost campy sort of feeling. 😂
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