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What's your favorite quote from one of your favorite television shows?

Ahh... I have so many, all from The Office coming from Dwight Schrute (my favorite character).

Here's a few by him:

"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."

"Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."

"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season."

"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."

"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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O-M-G. i LOVE the office and Dwight is my most favorite tv character EVER!!!
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peterslover said:
From Star Trek:
Dr. McCoy, "Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor not a ...."
~LOL~ He said that several times in several episodes when Captain Kirk wanted Bones to do something else!
A classic!
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From Star Trek:
Dr. McCoy, "Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor not a ...."
~LOL~ He said that several times in several episodes when Captain Kirk wanted Bones to do something else!
A classic!
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Yeah! Such a classic!!! ;)
makintosh posted over a year ago
twilightlovie14 said:
I loveeeee Damon from the Vampire Diaries1

"Im not a drunk frat girl. You cant rufy me."

"If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it."

"I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it."

"Vampires can't procreate...though we love to try."

"I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers."

"Coffee does dead flesh good."


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friendsfan101 said:
I'm in LOVE with NCIS!!!

NCIS McAbby (McGee/Abby)
Abby to McGee: Never with you, Tim.
Abby: Ya, but my geek carries a gun.
Abby: So? Throw her psycho ass in the brig!....I love you, McGee, that should be enough.
McGee: I really do love her. It just took me a while to figure it out.

Tiva quotes. (Tony/Ziva)
Tony : I'm tired of pretending.
Ziva: A girl like that is not good for the man you are becoming.
Ziva: My ring size is 5!

Palmer quote

Palmer: What if your job includes touching naked people?
Lady: That is inappropriate at any time!
Palmer: Even if they're dead?
Lady: Why are you touching dead naked people?
Palmer: See, I work in autopsy-"

LOL love that show!!! = D
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Heehee! I love NCIS!!!
twilightlovie14 posted over a year ago
silvaria_fan23 said:
Invader Zim Quotes: Tacos!!!,I Love This Show,Make Me A Sandwhich Floor,Dib Drank The Last Soda He Will Pay,You Lie!!,Dump Like A Moose Dib,Deep Down Blonie <3 Theres ALot Of Invader Zim Quotes I Like <3
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ksbass said:
"I'm Chuck Bass..."
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drunksheep said:
"pick me, choose me, love me" - GA
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totaldramarox said:
"A rookie mistake has been made. And by rookie, I mean Carl." Major Monogram,from Phineas and Ferb
the pic is of carl.
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"A rookie mistake has been made. And by rookie, I mean Carl." Major Monogram,from Phineas and Ferb
the pic is of carl.
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dragonrider said:
"I am the terror that flaps in the night!"

That's all I got for right now. It's from Darkwing Duck.
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dustfinger said:
"Who put bacon in the soap?!" Invader Zim

"I'm talking to a billboard" Spongebob Squarepants

"Lets get Dangerous" Darkwing Duck

i will think of more later
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lovelyass said:
"how due get up der?"

"i fell"

-little britan
its the oni 1 i no,lol fuckin luv it!!!!
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Snugglebum said:
the simpsons:
"Save me jeebus!"(homer)
"There's no shame in being a pariah"(marge)
"This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate."(reverend lovejoy)
" Huh? What's wrong? House ran away? Dog on fire?"(homer)
"Homer no function beer well without."(homer)
" I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. "(bart)

charmed:
"You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often"(piper)
"Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?"(paige)
"Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?"(cole)
"How cute. The great big elder's afraid of the teeny-weeny itsy-witsy baby"(barbas)
"Phoebe, you cant be the Queen of the Underworld and a charmed one!"(leo)
"I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?"(piper)

naruto:
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone."(sasuke)
"A smile can get you out of a tough situation, even if it is fake."(sai)
"The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear..why is it...that I can understand your pain? But...I already have many people who are important to me now...and I can't let you hurt any of them...even if I have to kill you!"(naruto)
"I finally understand... I'm alone. I won't believe in anyone, or love anyone. I'm alone."(gaara)
"The lotus of the Leaf Village blooms twice."(lee)
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