I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD
Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the day or week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have you taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle you with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!
Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!
Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
‘Hello’
You: ‘Hello?’
‘Yes?’
You: ‘How may I help you, Sir?’
‘Excuse me, you are the one who just called me!’
You: ‘Sorry sir, but you have just called me.’
‘No, you are the one who has called me.’
You: ‘You’d better reveal name or else I will have to hang up’
The person may hang up and you can also do the needful.
You can call the same person up after some time and say-
You: ‘It’s you again! I would have to report you to the cops!’ This is bound to leave your caller exasperated and clueless about what is going on!
Prank Call Idea #4
You call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and you would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
Prank Call Idea #5
Call up your victim and pretend to be an DJ from the local radio station. Say the recording is being played live and ask your victim to answer three questions to win a weekend trip to a happening destination. Make a list of naughty or funny questions and embarrass him/her!
Prank Call Idea #6
Call up your victim and pretend your call is from a website that has confirmed the bookings ordered by the said person. The person is bound to object to any such order, you can argue and insist for the remainder payment for the said number of goods! And insist upon the delivering the same immediately.
Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the day or week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have you taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle you with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!
Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!
Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
‘Hello’
You: ‘Hello?’
‘Yes?’
You: ‘How may I help you, Sir?’
‘Excuse me, you are the one who just called me!’
You: ‘Sorry sir, but you have just called me.’
‘No, you are the one who has called me.’
You: ‘You’d better reveal name or else I will have to hang up’
The person may hang up and you can also do the needful.
You can call the same person up after some time and say-
You: ‘It’s you again! I would have to report you to the cops!’ This is bound to leave your caller exasperated and clueless about what is going on!
Prank Call Idea #4
You call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and you would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!
Prank Call Idea #5
Call up your victim and pretend to be an DJ from the local radio station. Say the recording is being played live and ask your victim to answer three questions to win a weekend trip to a happening destination. Make a list of naughty or funny questions and embarrass him/her!
Prank Call Idea #6
Call up your victim and pretend your call is from a website that has confirmed the bookings ordered by the said person. The person is bound to object to any such order, you can argue and insist for the remainder payment for the said number of goods! And insist upon the delivering the same immediately.
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.
P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). You may see some crossovers! XD
100. Shunsuke...
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These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.
P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). You may see some crossovers! XD
100. Shunsuke...
