For people that hate stereotypes.
1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
15. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
16. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
17. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
18. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
19. I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
20. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
21. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
22. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
23. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.
24. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
25. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
26. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
27. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
28. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
29. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
30. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
31. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
32. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
33. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
34. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
35. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
36. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
37. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
38. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
39. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
40. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
41. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
42. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
43. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
44. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
45. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
46. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
47. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
48. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
49. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
50. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
51. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
52. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
53. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
54. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
55. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
56. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
57. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
58. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
59. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
60. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
61. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
62. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
63. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
64. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
65. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
66. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
67. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
68. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
69. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
70. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
71. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
72. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
73. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
74. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
75. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
76. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
77. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
78. I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
79. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
80. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
81. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
82. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
83. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
84. I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino
85. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
86. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
87. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
88. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
89. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
90. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
91. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
92. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
93. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
94. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
95. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
96. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
97. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
98. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
99. I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
100. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
101. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
102. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
103. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
104. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
105. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
106. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
107. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
108. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
109. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
110. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
111. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
112. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
113. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
114. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
115. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
116. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
117. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
118. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
119. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
120. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
121. I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
122. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
123. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
124. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
125. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
126. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
127. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
128. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
129. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
130. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
131. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
132. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
133. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
134. I DON'T CURSE (much), so I MUST be an outcast
135. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
136. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
137. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
138. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
139. I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
140. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
141. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
142. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
143. I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
144. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
145. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
146. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
147. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake